Motorcyclist fleeing police loses control, cut in half

http://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/2015/07/06/motorcyclist-fleeing-police-severed-at-waist/29771949/

"Should I go left? Should I go right? I know! Both!"

He really had to split!

"The Harley he was riding continued on for another two blocks."

#Merican craftsmanship!

Is he dead?

...and it was reported he wasn't wearing a helmet.

As if that would have made any difference in this case.

Used the old divide and conquer technique.

"The Bay City Times reports Monday that 47-year-old Christopher Henry struck a curb then a utility pole cable before hitting a tree Sunday night."

Heads or tails, though?

Picturing someone hearing a commotion outside and looking out their window to see the guy's lower half riding the Harley down the street

I.B. Fine wrote:...and it was reported he wasn't wearing a helmet.

As if that would have made any difference in this case.

We'll never know now, will we?

tTy wrote:"The Bay City Times reports Monday that 47-year-old Christopher Henry struck a curb then a utility pole cable before hitting a tree Sunday night."

. . . followed by a beehive, a feather pillow truck, and a bed of nails factory?

tTy wrote:"The Bay City Times reports Monday that 47-year-old Christopher Henry struck a curb then a utility pole cable before hitting a tree Sunday night."

Heads or tails, though?

It's a good thing that cable cut the impact of hitting the tree.

Cym Jim wrote:

tTy wrote:"The Bay City Times reports Monday that 47-year-old Christopher Henry struck a curb then a utility pole cable before hitting a tree Sunday night."

. . . followed by a beehive, a feather pillow truck, and a bed of nails factory?

...and landing on all my kids fucking legos.

tTy wrote:

Cym Jim wrote:

. . . followed by a beehive, a feather pillow truck, and a bed of nails factory?

...and landing on all my kids fucking legos.

Legos? Ouch. That would really hurt.

I feel like this is only half the story...

Running from the cops takes guts.

Headline: "Motorcyclist flees cops, stump rams tree."

After a wipeout like that, I'll bet that guy had one hell of a time doing the field sobriety tests.