Moist Towelette Museum at MSU

EAST LANSING –
The Moist Towelette Museum occupies two bookshelves in the office of John French in the Abrams Planetarium at Michigan State University.
It is perhaps the university's least-visited museum, drawing only a visitor or two each year, but it is doubtless one of the premium moist towelette collections in the state. Perhaps the world.

"We've got some from the Hard Rock Café in Beijing and Kuala Lumpur," said French, holding up the unopened packets. "I wish I had been to all the places these moist towelettes have been. I'm not nearly as traveled as they are."

He reached for a towelette in a pink wrapper with the catchphrase "The secretary's hand cleaner."

"I always really enjoy this Finger Pinkies," he said. "If you look at the back of it, it says, 'Also an ideal companion around the house.'"

French, a genial man in his early 50s, is the planetarium's production coordinator. He began collecting moist towelettes two decades ago for reasons he can't quite articulate.

The Pantry wrote:Old ones are often dried out

LooseGoose wrote:

The Pantry wrote:Old ones are often dried out

Sounds like a date report from Blanch.