I'm at the barber shop (random boring story)

Waiting for my chair and some dude got done with his hair cut and has his shirt off.after he was done he went parading around the place. Who the fuck goes shirtless during a haircut?

What a coincidence, I was at the barber shop too.  What do you think about that little kid getting his mohawk on?

I was at the vet and someone flipped their car on a pretty busy road. No injuries.

Was he drinking a 22oz Milwaukee's Best Light?

Maybe he was getting his nipple hair trimmed.

steveschneider wrote:Waiting for my chair and some dude got done with his hair cut and has his shirt off.after he was done he went parading around the place. Who the fuck goes shirtless during a haircut?

Are you getting aroused?

InTenSity wrote:I was at the vet and someone flipped their car on a pretty busy road.  No injuries.

Giant Moose wrote:Maybe he was getting his nipple hair trimmed.

Nah, he was trying to kiss the S.

Went to get a haircut a few months ago. Signed in and sat down in the waiting area. This dude stood up after his cut and walked to the register. My jaw almost hit the floor...tallest human being I have ever seen. He paid and ducked out the door. Sat down to get my cut and told the woman I had never seen anyone that tall. She said he was a regular and was 7'7"

The Pantry wrote:Went to get a haircut a few months ago. Signed in and sat down in the waiting area. This dude stood up after his cut and walked to the register. My jaw almost hit the floor...tallest human being I have ever seen. He paid and ducked out the door. Sat down to get my cut and told the woman I had never seen anyone that tall. She said he was a regular and was 7'7"

That's pretty awesome. I guess the barber shop brings people together that normally wouldn't cross paths. We all need grooming.

That being said who the fuck goes shirtless during a haircut? I've watched enough Seinfeld and listened to the commentary on a few Curb Your Enthusiasm DVDs where I feel like if Larry David had witnessed what I saw today it would end up in an episode.

steveschneider wrote:

The Pantry wrote:Went to get a haircut a few months ago. Signed in and sat down in the waiting area. This dude stood up after his cut and walked to the register. My jaw almost hit the floor...tallest human being I have ever seen. He paid and ducked out the door. Sat down to get my cut and told the woman I had never seen anyone that tall. She said he was a regular and was 7'7"

That's pretty awesome. I guess the barber shop brings people together that normally wouldn't cross paths. We all need grooming.

That being said who the fuck goes shirtless during a haircut? I've watched enough Seinfeld and listened to the commentary on a few Curb Your Enthusiasm DVDs where I feel like if Larry David had witnessed what I saw today it would end up in an episode.

I strip down to use the toilet. I love it when there's 3D art in the bathroom. Weird, wild stuff.

Y'all motherfuckers still pay for haircuts?

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Y'all motherfuckers still pay for haircuts?

Go to the same place every time. Upped my tip from $3 to $4 a few months ago.

The Pantry wrote:

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Y'all motherfuckers still pay for haircuts?

Go to the same place every time. Upped my tip from $3 to $4 a few months ago.

Tip? Of what is this Tip you speak?
Signed,
Moose

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Y'all motherfuckers still pay for haircuts?

Bald is beautiful. Not on you, but generally speaking.

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Y'all motherfuckers still pay for haircuts?

Not since I got a Flowbee!

steveschneider wrote:Waiting for my chair and some dude got done with his hair cut and has his shirt off.after he was done he went parading around the place. Who the fuck goes shirtless during a haircut?

The situation?

y2kMgrad wrote:

steveschneider wrote:Waiting for my chair and some dude got done with his hair cut and has his shirt off.after he was done he went parading around the place. Who the fuck goes shirtless during a haircut?

The situation?

I had to google him, you know what's crazy he looked very similar. I may have had a celeb sighting.

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Y'all motherfuckers still pay for haircuts?

nope, rock out with my locks out.