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Did ESPN expose Dantonio to lice?

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Post by Giant Moose 2015-08-07, 12:37

Here is an internal memo that was recently sent to ESPN employees:

As a proactive measure, I am writing to make all of you aware that over the past week, several Talent and Make-up Artists have reported being exposed to lice. We have taken several actions since we learned of the situation Tuesday:


  • Members of our make-up team immediately thoroughly sanitized and disinfected the preparation room, prior to servicing any clients on Tuesday;
  • Our make-up team is using a sanitization protocol on all instruments, and are using new care products to ensure that no spread can occur;
  • We appreciate your patience as we temporarily close the make-up room in Building 4 starting tomorrow morning (Talent will be prepped in the DC-1 and DC-2 make-up rooms);
  • Any impacted individuals on the make-up team have checked and treated themselves, and the entire team will remain vigilant to ensure that neither they nor our Talent are exposed to lice; and
  • Any Talent who had their hair styled in the exposed area or was exposed to someone known to have lice has been individually informed.


If in the coming days, you have any concerns or experience any symptoms of lice, please see your doctor or reach out to me immediately, so that we can conduct a check for you and discuss any necessary treatment.


http://deadspin.com/espn-has-lice-1722482415


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Post by Rocinante 2015-08-07, 12:38

Gross.
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Post by StylesGShmooth 2015-08-07, 12:42

2 thoughts:

1. It's on deadspin so it must be true.
2. Who was the last guess on Monday and what has this person been doing?
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Post by WhiteBoyHatcher 2015-08-07, 12:43

I don't think he was but I bet Mike D'antoni was. Sucks for the Lakers. Or the Knicks. Or whoever he coaches.
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Post by Giant Moose 2015-08-07, 12:43

Darn, beaten to it. Good job, WBH.
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Post by goodbar 2015-08-07, 12:57

ESPN: "Hi, Mike? This is Betty Gruntenshitz from the ESPN pre-show studio team. We're calling on behalf of the recent lice memo that you may have seen or heard about."

Coach D: "O.k. What can I do for you."

ESPN: "Well, we heard Jim Harbaugh shampoos with whole milk to ward off lice. What do you think about that?"

CLICK.
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Post by Turtleneck 2015-08-07, 13:00

Go check out the front page of the freep.com

Mark Dantonio infests ESPN campus with lice; Harbaugh known for impeccable hygiene.
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Post by tGreenWay 2015-08-07, 13:59

Turtleneck wrote:Go check out the front page of the freep.com

Mark Dantonio infests ESPN campus with lice; Harbaugh known for impeccable hygiene.

Damn, the freep is really nit-picking.
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Post by Turtleneck 2015-08-07, 14:00

tGreenWay wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:Go check out the front page of the freep.com

Mark Dantonio infests ESPN campus with lice; Harbaugh known for impeccable hygiene.

Damn, the freep is really nit-picking.

Sometimes their dumb headlines are real head scratchers.
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Post by tGreenWay 2015-08-07, 14:01

Turtleneck wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

Damn, the freep is really nit-picking.

Sometimes their dumb headlines are real head scratchers.

I'm going to buy a paper and comb the pages for more things that bug me.
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Post by goodbar 2015-08-07, 14:04

this story has legs.
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Post by Turtleneck 2015-08-07, 14:07

goodbar wrote:this story has legs.

Can we not make this thread a bunch of lousey puns?
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Post by Giant Moose 2015-08-07, 14:08

Turtleneck wrote:
goodbar wrote:this story has legs.

Can we not make this thread a bunch of lousey puns?
That mite not be possible.
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Post by Turtleneck 2015-08-07, 14:09

Giant Moose wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:

Can we not make this thread a bunch of lousey puns?
That mite not be possible.

Great. Pretty soon this thread is going to be crawling with posters trying to be funny.
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Post by Giant Moose 2015-08-07, 14:10

Turtleneck wrote:Great. Pretty soon this thread is going to be crawling with posters trying to be funny.
If only it was tRCMB and we could fumigate these pests.
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Post by Masturbates 2015-08-07, 14:16

Giant Moose wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:Great. Pretty soon this thread is going to be crawling with posters trying to be funny.
If only it was tRCMB and we could fumigate these pests.
Yeah, that's great, and all you guys would be exterminated by the rods
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Post by Turtleneck 2015-08-07, 14:39

Giant Moose wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:Great. Pretty soon this thread is going to be crawling with posters trying to be funny.
If only it was tRCMB and we could fumigate these pests.

Those mods are always itching to lock a thread.
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Post by tGreenWay 2015-08-07, 15:34

Turtleneck wrote:
goodbar wrote:this story has legs.

Can we not make this thread a bunch of lousey puns?

Just the idea of doing this really ticks me Off™.
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Post by Tim Wakefield 2015-08-07, 18:38

lol!
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Post by Jethro Bodeen 2015-08-07, 19:48

Reading all of this makes me crabby.
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