Should I make nachos or continue my unintentional hunger strike?

The will of the people is my will. 

I don't know why but I ate once yesterday, very small meal at like 4 PM. I have not eaten since and I am not hungry but I am drunk. Let the masses decide. 

Polls close in 1 hour.

Any pulled pork to top them with?

I vote for alcohol poisoning.

I bought some kind of pre-packaged barbacoa and pre-packaged pulled chicken. I also bought ground beef and chicken thighs but I'm thinking that sound like more effort than I want to go through unless the people's will tells me otherwise.

Rocinante wrote:I vote for alcohol poisoning.

Thanks Roc, I love you, too.

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:The will of the people is my will. 

I don't know why but I ate once yesterday, very small meal at like 4 PM. I have not eaten since and I am not hungry but I am drunk. Let the masses decide. 

Polls close in 1 hour.

Hot peppers available?  If so, variety and quantity?

Jalapenos, about 6 of them.

No offense, but are you only still alive because of your wife?

No I'm a pretty solid individual. And I'm smarter than blanche. Though he probably had a higher GPA than me.

The other day I was driving down the road.
Ahead of me was a bird eating at something in the road. I was going about 60 mph. Anyway, as I approached I thought this bird better get off the road. There was traffic so I could not do too much to avoid the bird. I was pretty much right on the bird when it decided to fly away. Too late. Bam. I heard the small impact and saw a few feathers fly up.
The moral of the story is that the bird was smarter than Blanch. I don't mean the live bird. That's a given. A live bird is smarter than Blanch. But even a dead bird laying in the middle of the road is smarter than Blanch.

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Jalapenos, about 6 of them.

I say make the nachos then.  Include all the jalapenos and you'll have some flavor at least.

Still 33 min left. I am actually feeling hungry sort of. But I will abide. 

Bad news is my dog is hunger striking, too. No food since Thurs AM. :(

I change my vote to go eat food. I don't think I can change it though. So -1 for just drink +1 for food

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Still 33 min left. I am actually feeling hungry sort of. But I will abide. 

Bad news is my dog is hunger striking, too. No food since Thurs AM. :(

I hate to ask this, but is Charlie going down dude?

No I don't think so. She has an auto-immune disease. When shit goes bad her immune system starts attacking itself. Just need to get shit in check and she's mostly fine. 

Have had a couple of attacks over the past few weeks, one totally brought on by me throwing her in my SUV for a 4 hour road trip. 

Otherwise she's as healthy as a 10 year old 110 lb dog with IBD can be.

Large square Jets super special with turbo crust

Boom. Dog is eating. Swill magic. This often pulls her out of her attack.

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Boom. Dog is eating. Swill magic. This often pulls her out of her attack.

Get Chuck her own username, fucker. We don't need to take your word for any of this shit.

#PostYerOwnShitChuck!

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Boom. Dog is eating. Swill magic. This often pulls her out of her attack.

All i had today was breakfast and just now nachos... nachos are good, eat some nachos

I think I'm going for the record here. Going to watch the end of Shawshank and pass out. Tomorrow is a big day with the draft, I need to cut weight.

Turtleneck wrote:No offense, but are you only still alive because of your wife?

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:I think I'm going for the record here. Going to watch the end of Shawshank and pass out. Tomorrow is a big day with the draft, I need to cut weight.

Next time eat the nachos, but make yourself throw up afterward.

Not gonna lie, I was in rough, rough shape on Saturday AM. I should have eaten. And if I was gonna drink all day/night, I should have mixed less caffeinated beverages. I was shaking on Saturday AM, and my heart was racing. But sometimes you just gotta man up.

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Not gonna lie, I was in rough, rough shape on Saturday AM. I should have eaten. And if I was gonna drink all day/night, I should have mixed less caffeinated beverages. I was shaking on Saturday AM, and my heart was racing. But sometimes you just gotta man up.

So, what are you having right now?

Just an 8 ball tonight. It's Sunday.

Man I wish I could get some coke.