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Post by tGreenWay 2015-09-12, 14:50

The grease from my potato chips is smudging up the screen on my phone. Damn it all!
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Post by Turtleneck 2015-09-12, 15:22

Why are you on your phone when Wilson Phillips is playing ?
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Post by tGreenWay 2015-09-12, 16:01

Turtleneck wrote:Why are you on your phone when Wilson Phillips is playing ?

I was transferring their final payment to the offshore account their manager gave me. The contract called for payment once they'd reached 30 minutes into their performance. They've already played their only hit three times.
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Post by Ham Porter 2015-09-12, 17:53

I ate too much bbq for dinner. Switching from beer to whiskey.
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Post by Rocinante 2015-09-12, 18:37

My hamstrings hurt. Mmmmmm. ham.
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Post by tGreenWay 2015-09-12, 19:09

Rocinante wrote:My hamstrings hurt. Mmmmmm. ham.

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Post by tGreenWay 2015-09-12, 19:10

tGreenWay wrote:
Rocinante wrote:My hamstrings hurt. Mmmmmm. ham.

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<CoughCough> Out of breath from laughing.
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