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If you were not a premium poster, would you be a pornstar?

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Post by Turtleneck 2015-09-23, 20:50

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2571327-david-ortiz-says-his-dream-job-would-be-pornstar-if-he-werent-a-baseball-player?utm_source=cnn.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=editorial
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Post by Blanch32 2015-09-23, 22:55

I think porn producer behind the scenes would be a better gig
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Post by pulling69 2015-09-24, 04:48

Bitches tell me I have the wang and the stamina to be in the business.
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Post by tanfan! 2015-09-24, 06:51

The STDS! It's the STDS I no want!
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Post by DWags 2015-09-24, 08:05

At my age missionary sex is porn. Pretty soon it will just be yelling fuck you at my wife.
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Post by Brock Middlebrook 2015-09-24, 09:56

DWags wrote:At my age missionary sex is porn. Pretty soon it will just be yelling fuck you at my wife.

Mix in, "Take that, bitch!" and BOOM, you've got a party!
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Post by Other Teams Pursuing That 2015-09-24, 09:57

DWags wrote:At my age missionary sex is porn. Pretty soon it will just be yelling fuck you at my wife.

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Post by tGreenWay 2015-09-24, 10:41

DWags wrote:At my age missionary sex is porn. Pretty soon it will just be yelling fuck you at my wife.

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