There's a skunk going to town in my neighborhood.
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Floyd Robertson
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There's a skunk going to town in my neighborhood.
Fuck it stinks. I think he sprayed a cat, cuz there was a cat freaking out a little bit ago.
Good times.
Good times.
Rocinante- Geronte
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Re: There's a skunk going to town in my neighborhood.
You should bathe yourself in tomato juice. And post pictures of the towel you use to dry off for blanch.
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Re: There's a skunk going to town in my neighborhood.
Rocinante wrote:Fuck it stinks. I think he sprayed a cat, cuz there was a cat freaking out a little bit ago.
Good times.
Next time don't move into Vlad's neighborhood.
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Re: There's a skunk going to town in my neighborhood.
Have you posted about it on your town's Facebook page?
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Re: There's a skunk going to town in my neighborhood.
Turtleneck wrote:Have you posted about it on your town's Facebook page?
No. But I wouldn't be surprised if someone did. That place is great. I should start posting best of Sheridan Upcycle for you guys.
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Re: There's a skunk going to town in my neighborhood.
Turtleneck wrote:Have you posted about it on your town's Facebook page?
Or Twitter?
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Re: There's a skunk going to town in my neighborhood.
Is the skunk carrying its own period towel?
tGreenWay- Geronte
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Re: There's a skunk going to town in my neighborhood.
Years ago we had a black cat named Gigi, who liked to go outdoors. One night I was trying to get her back in the house before turning in. So I was calling her name and thought I saw her under the neighbor's pine tree. As I got to about 8' fee away I noticed that Gigi had acquired a white stripe down her back.
I backed away very slowly and considered myself the luckiest man alive for avoiding an odorous disaster.
I backed away very slowly and considered myself the luckiest man alive for avoiding an odorous disaster.
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Re: There's a skunk going to town in my neighborhood.
Floyd Robertson wrote:Years ago we had a black cat named Gigi, who liked to go outdoors. One night I was trying to get her back in the house before turning in. So I was calling her name and thought I saw her under the neighbor's pine tree. As I got to about 8' fee away I noticed that Gigi had acquired a white stripe down her back.
I backed away very slowly and considered myself the luckiest man alive for avoiding an odorous disaster.
Are you sure she hadn't walked under a paint brush with white paint on it and was in the process of being romanced by a perverted French skunk?
Rocinante- Geronte
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Rocinante wrote:Floyd Robertson wrote:Years ago we had a black cat named Gigi, who liked to go outdoors. One night I was trying to get her back in the house before turning in. So I was calling her name and thought I saw her under the neighbor's pine tree. As I got to about 8' fee away I noticed that Gigi had acquired a white stripe down her back.
I backed away very slowly and considered myself the luckiest man alive for avoiding an odorous disaster.
Are you sure she hadn't walked under a paint brush with white paint on it and was in the process of being romanced by a perverted French skunk?
You might have something there.
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Re: There's a skunk going to town in my neighborhood.
Rocinante wrote:Floyd Robertson wrote:Years ago we had a black cat named Gigi, who liked to go outdoors. One night I was trying to get her back in the house before turning in. So I was calling her name and thought I saw her under the neighbor's pine tree. As I got to about 8' fee away I noticed that Gigi had acquired a white stripe down her back.
I backed away very slowly and considered myself the luckiest man alive for avoiding an odorous disaster.
Are you sure she hadn't walked under a paint brush with white paint on it and was in the process of being romanced by a perverted French skunk?
That's entirely possible. I saw it happen when I was a little kid.
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Re: There's a skunk going to town in my neighborhood.
Floyd Robertson wrote:Years ago we had a black cat named Gigi, who liked to go outdoors. One night I was trying to get her back in the house before turning in. So I was calling her name and thought I saw her under the neighbor's pine tree. As I got to about 8' fee away I noticed that Gigi had acquired a white stripe down her back.
I backed away very slowly and considered myself the luckiest man alive for avoiding an odorous disaster.
Cheese and Rice, Floyd. You're up early.
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tGreenWay wrote:Floyd Robertson wrote:Years ago we had a black cat named Gigi, who liked to go outdoors. One night I was trying to get her back in the house before turning in. So I was calling her name and thought I saw her under the neighbor's pine tree. As I got to about 8' fee away I noticed that Gigi had acquired a white stripe down her back.
I backed away very slowly and considered myself the luckiest man alive for avoiding an odorous disaster.
Cheese and Rice, Floyd. You're up early.
Been sleeping about 4.3 hours a night lately. This Obamacare ICD-10 launch tomorrow has been fun to get ready for. Like two years of fun. That fvcking guy.
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Re: There's a skunk going to town in my neighborhood.
pepe le pew has sprayed Marley back to back nights.
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Re: There's a skunk going to town in my neighborhood.
Call me crazy but I kinda like some skunk stank. Makes me feel like I'm up north.
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Re: There's a skunk going to town in my neighborhood.
Lived with a friend on a lake one summer while working. Neighborhood had a skunk that did not give a fuck about people. Had to sit in my car for 30 minutes a couple times because the skunk just hung out on our porch. Did this to other people as well.
One night I was watching a thunderstorm across the lake rolling in and totally forgot about the skunk. Mother fucker came within ten feet of me while I was standing there. Pretty sure I broke the sound barrier running away haha. Skunks get way too comfortable I swear.
One night I was watching a thunderstorm across the lake rolling in and totally forgot about the skunk. Mother fucker came within ten feet of me while I was standing there. Pretty sure I broke the sound barrier running away haha. Skunks get way too comfortable I swear.
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Re: There's a skunk going to town in my neighborhood.
MattyFresh wrote:pepe le pew has sprayed Marley back to back nights.
I learned a few days ago that we have a skunk in our 'hood. A woman I talked to said her dog got sprayed. I guess I should've warned Bob about this. Oh well.
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Re: There's a skunk going to town in my neighborhood.
The Pantry wrote:Call me crazy but I kinda like some skunk stank. Makes me feel like I'm up north.
I feel the same way about cow manure. Reminds me of my days on a dairy farm when I was a kid.
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Re: There's a skunk going to town in my neighborhood.
I'm not Montana or wherever roc lives expert but that skunk is probably dead by now
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Re: There's a skunk going to town in my neighborhood.
tGreenWay wrote:MattyFresh wrote:pepe le pew has sprayed Marley back to back nights.
I learned a few days ago that we have a skunk in our 'hood. A woman I talked to said her dog got sprayed. I guess I should've warned Bob about this. Oh well.
THE SKUNKS ARE TAKING OVER EL/OKEMOS !!!! FUKC!!! RUN!!!
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Re: There's a skunk going to town in my neighborhood.
MattyFresh wrote:tGreenWay wrote:
I learned a few days ago that we have a skunk in our 'hood. A woman I talked to said her dog got sprayed. I guess I should've warned Bob about this. Oh well.
THE SKUNKS ARE TAKING OVER EL/OKEMOS !!!! FUKC!!! RUN!!!
When other people run away from stinky things, I run to them.
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