Re: Reminiscing, my funniest sexual encounters were with foreign chicks

by **GRR Spartan** 2015-10-01, 02:07

GHost travels alone.

by Guest 2015-10-01, 02:17

Another thread confirming no American woman wanted anything to do with gHost.

by **GRR Spartan** 2015-10-01, 08:19

Another reason you never shake hands with gHost.

by **Turtleneck** 2015-10-01, 08:39

gHost Spartan wrote:

Just popped into my head tonight, the time that I was in Portugal for a work conference and I was hanging out with this chick from our UK office. She was cute but a little chubby, married. We were hammered after one of the work events then went skinny dipping in the hotel pool, then back to my room. I turned on the TV and there were all these European sex infomercials on. She said that she didn't want to cheat on her husband but she got completely naked, as did I - then she sat on my back and gave me a really intense sexual tension massage. I said "hey, do you want me to go down on you?" and she said no but then gave me a hand job. I shot a massive load all over head body then we took a shower and simulated fucking in the massive shower then she gave me another hand job. We fell asleep naked on top of each other but never even kissed. It was fucking weird.

Hooked up with this Japanese chick all summer once when I was at MSU and working in Traverse City over the summer. Chick was fucking insane. Just straight up bizarre weird, loud as fuck in bed. I took her camping on Lake Michigan up near Petosky and she was saying all this weird stuff and I was afraid that she was going to murder me in the middle of the night. She went back to Japan at the end of the summer and tried to give me her car, which was like a two year old Chrysler Laser or something like that, I can't exactly remember, and she also wanted to leave me all of her CDs. Instead, I shipped them to her in Japan.

French chick I banged back in 1994 said to me: "Fuck me, American pig" just before I started pounding wasted in the showers at the dorm while I was on overseas study.

English chick at my friend's wedding in Southampton. We banged on the rocky beach along the Solent in the middle of the night. We walked miles along the Solent back to her hotel, maybe four miles, then banged in the lobby (it was a B&B type place, needed a key to get inside). I told her that I loved her and never saw her again

Good times. It was a lot of fun being a young dude back in the day.

How much did it cost to ship the car to Japan?

by **Blanch32** 2015-10-01, 08:48

Summary:

Ghost brags about the following:

Getting a handy from a fat married Co worker

Taking sexual advantage (possible rape, I don't know the laws) of the mentally challenged by telling them he loves em

by **By-Tor** 2015-10-01, 09:16

Who has work conferences in Portugal?

by **NigelUno** 2015-10-01, 09:21

By-Tor wrote:Who has work conferences in Portugal?

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(That was the funny part)

by **Rocinante** 2015-10-01, 09:25

I got chlamydia from a dirty Mexican.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2015-10-01, 09:42

So the ghost story generator is working again?

by **Turtleneck** 2015-10-01, 10:25

gHost was clearly a former ambassador to the UN.

by **Turtleneck** 2015-10-01, 10:25

Also, why does gHost only bang chicks from advanced democracies?

by **Rocinante** 2015-10-01, 11:15

Turtleneck wrote:Also, why does gHost only bang chicks from advanced democracies?

Probably because you're less likely to get chlamydia from them?

by **Turtleneck** 2015-10-01, 12:39

Oh, since she was Asian she just must have went to an engineering school...

by **By-Tor** 2015-10-01, 12:47

gHost Spartan wrote:
By-Tor wrote:Who has work conferences in Portugal?

I used to work for a global publishing company with offices in New York, Southern England, and Germany, and later Singapore. Every year there was a company-only conference in either Europe or North America. It was a great place to work, they really treated their employees well and we had great perks.

Awesome. I once attended something similar in Southampton. We went sailing out to Isle of Wight and caught a cricket match. Unfortunately no married chicks wanted to get freaky with me in the hotel.

by **Mentalstate** 2015-10-01, 13:49

Had a girl in Kenya propose to me, that was fun. Slept with a girl there who looked exactly like Sade, and another who looked like Iman. Insanely hot chicks there.

Also slept with a Muslim chick, snuck into her compound and into her house were all her family lived, she talked some crazy stuff about what her Iman older he about Westerners, I ignored and stayed focused on the task at hand, finished, snuck out of compound and jumped the wall. 5 days later back in France, they bombed downtown, had friends die in that. Crazy.

by **Blanch32** 2015-10-01, 22:16

Mentalstate wrote:Had a girl in Kenya propose to me, that was fun. Slept with a girl there who looked exactly like Sade, and another who looked like Iman. Insanely hot chicks there.

Also slept with a Muslim chick, snuck into her compound and into her house were all her family lived, she talked some crazy stuff about what her Iman older he about Westerners, I ignored and stayed focused on the task at hand, finished, snuck out of compound and jumped the wall. 5 days later back in France, they bombed downtown, had friends die in that. Crazy.

You fucked bin Laden s daughter? Why didn't you tell that blonde? Would have save a helluva lot of time.

by **Nordic** 2015-10-01, 22:57

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by **duffy munn** 2015-10-01, 23:53

gHost Spartan wrote:
By-Tor wrote:Who has work conferences in Portugal?

I used to work for a global publishing company with offices in New York, Southern England, and Germany, and later Singapore. Every year there was a company-only conference in either Europe or North America. It was a great place to work, they really treated their employees well and we had great perks.

So in 20 years since college you worked for a global publishing company, went to law school, worked as a public defender and now run an HR dept. And you are still in your 30's. Damn.

by **NigelUno** 2015-10-02, 07:31

gHost Spartan wrote:
duffy munn wrote:

So in 20 years since college you worked for a global publishing company, went to law school, worked as a public defender and now run an HR dept. And you are still in your 30's. Damn.

Muffy, I can text you a copy of my resume - just give me your cellphone number. When I graduated from MSU I moved back to East Coast and worked at two publishing companies in NYC. At the time, I considered going to New York University and earning a new MBA degree in publishing that NYU was offering. Instead, after 9/11, I decided to go to law school. Took the LSAT then went the following year. After law school I moved to Arizona. Any more questions?

How is Juanita?

by **Blanch32** 2015-10-02, 08:13

gHost Spartan wrote:
duffy munn wrote:

So in 20 years since college you worked for a global publishing company, went to law school, worked as a public defender and now run an HR dept. And you are still in your 30's. Damn.

Muffy, I can text you a copy of my resume - just give me your cellphone number. When I graduated from MSU I moved back to East Coast and worked at two publishing companies in NYC. At the time, I considered going to New York University and earning a new MBA degree in publishing that NYU was offering. Instead, after 9/11, I decided to go to law school. Took the LSAT then went the following year. After law school I moved to Arizona. Any more questions?

Ghost,

You're taking to a trust fund baby that bought a bar in EL. He has no idea what hard work and ambition can accomplish

by **duffy munn** 2015-10-02, 11:13

Blanch32 wrote:
gHost Spartan wrote:

Muffy, I can text you a copy of my resume - just give me your cellphone number. When I graduated from MSU I moved back to East Coast and worked at two publishing companies in NYC. At the time, I considered going to New York University and earning a new MBA degree in publishing that NYU was offering. Instead, after 9/11, I decided to go to law school. Took the LSAT then went the following year. After law school I moved to Arizona. Any more questions?

Ghost,

You're taking to a trust fund baby that bought a bar in EL. He has no idea what hard work and ambition can accomplish

Trust fund. Now THAT is funny.

by **Blanch32** 2015-10-02, 11:37

duffy munn wrote:
Blanch32 wrote:

Ghost,

You're taking to a trust fund baby that bought a bar in EL. He has no idea what hard work and ambition can accomplish

Trust fund. Now THAT is funny.

Fact: your parents provided you and your bro with the finances to buy the landshark

by **duffy munn** 2015-10-02, 12:29

Blanch32 wrote:
duffy munn wrote:

Trust fund. Now THAT is funny.

Fact: your parents provided you and your bro with the finances to buy the landshark

Absolute fiction. My parents paid for half of my college tuition 30 plus years ago. I never asked for or received a nickel since. Don't let that stop your bullshit though.

by Guest 2015-10-02, 12:32

Blanch32 wrote:
duffy munn wrote:

Trust fund. Now THAT is funny.

Fact: your parents provided you and your bro with the finances to buy the landshark

Duffy just got killed. RIP

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by **duffy munn** 2015-10-02, 12:42

SpartanDawgs265 wrote:
Blanch32 wrote:

Fact: your parents provided you and your bro with the finances to buy the landshark

Duffy just got killed. RIP

Get a job, punk.

by Guest 2015-10-02, 12:43

duffy munn wrote:
SpartanDawgs265 wrote:

Duffy just got killed. RIP

Get a job, punk.

RIP, I might just call my mom and ask her to buy me a bar so i can be cool like you Reminiscing, my funniest sexual encounters were with foreign chicks 502811600

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2015-10-02, 12:53

For the record, I'll take a bar. Thanks.

by **Blanch32** 2015-10-02, 13:55

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:For the record, I'll take a bar. Thanks.

Who wouldn't. Then again credit was so loose in the earlier 80s anyone breathing could get the necessary loans for a bar. Amirite muffy?

by **Wally Fairway** 2015-10-02, 13:56

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:For the record, I'll take a bar. Thanks.

You're hoping it is Spiral, aren't you?

by **Wally Fairway** 2015-10-02, 14:00

Blanch32 wrote:
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:For the record, I'll take a bar. Thanks.

Who wouldn't. Then again credit was so loose in the earlier 80s anyone breathing could get the necessary loans for a bar. Amirite muffy?

Nice job of revisionist history - what were you in the 3rd grade in the early 80's?

Interest rates were in the mid teens, or higher - so even if you could get credit it was expensive as shit - Prime Rate didn't go back to single digits until mid-85.
You whippersnappers just say anything that jumps into your pea-sized brain, don't you?

by **Blanch32** 2015-10-02, 14:39

Wally Fairway wrote:
Blanch32 wrote:

Who wouldn't. Then again credit was so loose in the earlier 80s anyone breathing could get the necessary loans for a bar. Amirite muffy?
Nice job of revisionist history - what were you in the 3rd grade in the early 80's?

Interest rates were in the mid teens, or higher - so even if you could get credit it was expensive as shit - Prime Rate didn't go back to single digits until mid-85.
You whippersnappers just say anything that jumps into your pea-sized brain, don't you?

You mean a 25% down payment was required too?

by Guest 2015-10-02, 14:49

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:For the record, I'll take a bar. Thanks.

An up north bar?

by **Turtleneck** 2015-10-02, 15:11

LooseGoose wrote:
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:For the record, I'll take a bar. Thanks.

An up north bar?

Because Loose has a real cheap property for you. It just has some minor fire damage. Send the down payment to Loose right now!

by **Rocinante** 2015-10-02, 15:23

You guys spend too much time hating on each other.

by **Turtleneck** 2015-10-02, 15:30

Rocinante wrote:You guys spend too much time hating on each other.

Screw you.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2015-10-02, 15:35

LooseGoose wrote:
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:For the record, I'll take a bar. Thanks.

An up north bar?

Up North works for me, yeah. Loose, where the fuck are you anyway?

by **Blanch32** 2015-10-02, 15:44

Wally Fairway wrote:
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:For the record, I'll take a bar. Thanks.

You're hoping it is Spiral, aren't you?

Ftr I'd own spiral in a heartbeat. 100% dudes trying to get laid. Serious mad chedda

by **NigelUno** 2015-10-02, 15:45

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
LooseGoose wrote:

An up north bar?

Up North works for me, yeah. Loose, where the fuck are you anyway?

I think he's Up North.

by **Turtleneck** 2015-10-02, 15:47

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
LooseGoose wrote:

An up north bar?

Up North works for me, yeah. Loose, where the fuck are you anyway?

He is just east of Mio. #Thunderboltnation

Edit: or is it west?