I need an offering..

Anybody got a line on a truckload of that nacho cheese sauce that comes in the #10 cans?

Seriously. Hurry it up, I've got somebody on the line. I'm usually looking for meat, so this is a bit out of my area. Where's JoeLaP anyway? He's in the cheese..

I just called an obscure old supplier I haven't called for a few years..got "welcome to the party line!"

I hung up asap, but a bit worried I'm gonna get charged. I didn't know "party lines" still exist.   

I think it was DWags that always raved about the stuff. DWags used to order by the 55 gallon drum, along with lube. I hope DWags doesn't drown in either one.