If worms had machine guns...

http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=13980689

Loose goose would fight for their right.

Shouldn't it be "If worms had machine guns birds would be scared of 'em"?

That's one weird analogy.

Dog named Trigger shot its owner while duck hunting over the weekend. Probably thought , "I'm sick of jumping into cold water to retrieve the damned birds."

http://edition.cnn.com/2015/10/27/us/indiana-trigger-the-dog-shoots-owner/index.html

Floyd Robertson wrote:Shouldn't it be "If worms had machine guns birds would be scared of 'em"?

That's one weird analogy.

Yeah...he kind of messed that up. Oops.

Uhhhh...uhhhh...uhhh...

Seriously...I think Brady Hoke was better at answering questions.

Yogi Harbaugh

Look. I'm not going to be watching any videos or reading articles about this. But, I am curious as to what that analogy is even supposed to mean. If someone could answer that for me that would be swill (get it? I said swill instead of swell. Yeah. You get it.)

Close as I can figure, I think it means that we're all damn lucky worms don't have opposable thumbs and the ability to reason. Or it would be world war III up in this fucker.

I don't want to consider this possibility of worms gaining intelligence. It's terrifying.

They still lack Opposable thumbs. I just don't think we should sweat it yet. Now if monkey's get that vaccine that makes them smart, we could be fucked.

Mike and Mike were having fun with that quote this morning.

that fucking guy is nutty