Will Clemson keep their late-season swoon streak alive this year?

Seems like every year they tank near the end of the regular season. They've played solid fb all year, and I figured they'd get a win today at Syracuse Even though it's tied at 14, I still expect the Tigers to win this game going away. How about in the next couple of games?

Okay, well you think about it. I'm heading out to clean the eaves trophy and wait for a buddy to call and remind me I promised to help him move a few things.

It's a helluva Saturday night planned in tGreenWay household.

Hey Greenway. You promised to help me move some things. Thx.

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Hey Greenway. You promised to help me move some things. Thx.

"You've reached the tGreenWay answering service. Kindly leave your message and Mr. tGreenWay will call you back at his earliest convenience."

*inaudible fart noises left on the machine*

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:*inaudible fart noises left on the machine*

We used to leave barnyard animal sounds on the voice pager of our radio engineer back in to late 80's. Always in the evening. We really cracked ourselves up back then. Good times. Cool story.

Nowadays I usually call my boss and leave a message while I'm banging so he can hear what that sounds like. Times have changed.

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Nowadays I usually call my boss and leave a message while I'm banging so he can hear what that sounds like. Times have changed.

Can he tell it's his wife whose head keeps hitting the wall?

tGreenWay wrote:

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Nowadays I usually call my boss and leave a message while I'm banging so he can hear what that sounds like. Times have changed.

Can he tell it's his wife whose head keeps hitting the wall?

Nope, though he might figure it out if he goes into the basement when I call him. #knockonwood

Hey guys, let's fuck.

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Hey guys, let's fuck.

Seriously.

Wags I sat at my tailgate for 2.5 hours by myself today running my bbq pit before reinforcements showed up. Why didn't you text me. You're one of the few who would have been a great guy to have a beer with.

DWags wrote:

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Hey guys, let's fuck.

Seriously.

Dude, you're supposed to be passed out.

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Wags I sat at my tailgate for 2.5 hours by myself today running my bbq pit before reinforcements showed up. Why didn't you text me. You're one of the few who would have been a great guy to have a beer with.

I was willing. Damn

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:

Can he tell it's his wife whose head keeps hitting the wall?

Nope, though he might figure it out if he goes into the basement when I call him. #knockonwood

Is that what you tell the boss's wife when you're feeling randy?

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Wags I sat at my tailgate for 2.5 hours by myself today running my bbq pit before reinforcements showed up. Why didn't you text me. You're one of the few who would have been a great guy to have a beer with.

I'm offended. I could have had a beer. It may or may not have been a good time. Probably would have been shitty. Would've just screamed insults at you the whole time.

Even though I hate you Travis, I would have been happy to give you a beer and sit near you and scream obscenities in your ear. 

Frankly I'm self-reflecting right now and I realize that I don't really hate you, I'm just jealous of steve and Cameron's relationship and want to replicate it with someone on the board. And for some reason that burden falls on you.

Well fuck you then. You're bullshit anyway. Not the things you say or your attitude. You. You are bullshit. Your physical form has been crafted from the dung of Bulls. Not cows. Bulls. You are quite literally bullshit.

It's actually amazing that you can talk and type and stuff. You should probably see a doctor at some point regarding the fact that your body is made out of bullshit.

I'm sorry you feel that way. But go fuck yourself. You're gay. GAY!

I'm not gay. You're gay. The gayest. You're like super gay. Wanna make out? I hate how gay you are. It makes me mad. Let's fuck some time. On a scale of 1 to gay you are a 12 extreme gay.

I think my wife would be cool with me being gay.

If she wants to get down too I could probably talk my boss' wife into getting a little more freaky. Fyi.

I'll ask her. Pretty sure she'd rather go to sleep.

All right, well if your wife is up for a gang bang with a stranger from the Internet then shoot me a pm or something.

This board is becoming Travisfied

Turtleneck wrote:This board is becoming Travisfied

Agreed. Fuck that guy. He's gay.

Turtleneck wrote:This board is becoming Travisfied

I can't even tell you how happy I am that I have this kind of influence. I'm touched really. I feel like that this comment entered me into a pantheon of posters.