I've had my hands on some pretty disgusting things in the past 24 hours

Fisting a raw turkey, then fingering the giblets. Picked up a mouse whose skull was crushed by the force of the trap. Then, to top it off, the bag I was using to pick up my dog's poop separated just as I was reaching for it.

And that doesn't even count the disturbing things I did with your sister last night.

Can I lick your hand?

gHost Spartan wrote:Didn't you finger my asshole yesterday too?

That's a regular thing, so I didn't think it had to be pointed out. Besides, there's nothing disgusting about your asshole.

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Can I lick your hand?

That's why I've been wearing oven mitts all night. Some people save the wishbone, I save the flavors--all for you.

How’s your hand greenway

I saw a porta potty that had been blown over yesterday. I kept my distance from it, didn’t want to scope out the extent of the damage but seems like that’s worst case scenario for the porta potty company

tGreenWay wrote:Fisting a raw turkey, then fingering the giblets. Picked up a mouse whose skull was crushed by the force of the trap. Then, to top it off, the bag I was using to pick up my dog's poop separated just as I was reaching for it.

And that doesn't even count the disturbing things I did with your sister last night.  

There is no way my sister would let you within 10 miles of her, only in your dreams, GW.

tGreenWay wrote:Fisting a raw turkey, then fingering the giblets. Picked up a mouse whose skull was crushed by the force of the trap. Then, to top it off, the bag I was using to pick up my dog's poop separated just as I was reaching for it.

And that doesn't even count the disturbing things I did with your sister last night.

I thought you were going to say that you shook hands with a UM fan.

I thought this thread was going to be about Harbaugh's pants.

Yet the most disgusting thing you had your hands on was your own syphilatic penis.

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:How’s your hand greenway

It’s been busy, Travis. Winning makes me horny.

MiamiSpartan wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:Fisting a raw turkey, then fingering the giblets. Picked up a mouse whose skull was crushed by the force of the trap. Then, to top it off, the bag I was using to pick up my dog's poop separated just as I was reaching for it.

And that doesn't even count the disturbing things I did with your sister last night.

I thought you were going to say that you shook hands with a UM fan.

Gross. I would never do that.

Turtleneck wrote:I thought this thread was going to be about Harbaugh's pants.

Please see answer above.

Motown Spartan wrote:Yet the most disgusting thing you had your hands on was your own syphilatic penis.

Yeah, about that… thanks for the notification. what did your blood test show?

tGreenWay wrote:

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:How’s your hand greenway

It’s been busy, Travis. Winning makes me horny.

That is so fucking hot

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:





It’s been busy, Travis. Winning makes me horny.

That is so fucking hot

So are you.

tGreenWay wrote:

Motown Spartan wrote:Yet the most disgusting thing you had your hands on was your own syphilatic penis.

Yeah, about that… thanks for the notification. what did your blood test show?

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