Favorite Memory from the '13 scUM Game

Mine was when they put Shane Morris (QB) in during the fourth quarter. My buddy had been talking him up all season, saying what an elite QB he's going to be. Watching him try not to die for 4 downs was magical. Especially the fourth down play where he could have probably picked up the first down, but instead dove when he saw Jones coming. Watching Morris try to extend the ball over the line of scrimmage like it was the goal line was a thing of beauty.

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Mine was the smell of a rotting corpse of a program around the 3 minute mark of the third quarter after a second time we had them for 4th and 40 something. It was the smell of napalm in the morning baby.

Has to be the 3 straight sack drive. That was when we really just pooped all over their chest.


Gardner stumbling off of the field drooling after the DD INT is 2nd.


2010 Cap One Bowl level buttrape.

Gardner limping off the field holding his vag and crying after getting crushed for the 50th time. I actually felt sorry for him. Can't wait for this year.

When Gardner could have easily run for a first down but pulled up 1/2 a yard short because he had shit his pants in fear of another absolute drilling.

the week long, false bravado, nervous chatter from Michigan about how they were NOT going to get bullied around and the corresponding deafening silence from our camp.  

then on Saturday all hell broke loose on them and they got motherfucking annihilated.

The 3 straight sacks. Unreal. They didn't want any

The best have been mentioned, so I'll just reiterate:

1st: The three straight sacks, immediately after an INT put them in MSU territory. That was quite possibly the most beautiful series of football I've ever seen.

2nd: Gardner pulling up a half yard short of a first down to avoid getting hit. That was them crying "Uncle".

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4th and 49 was pretty good, too.

My other one is kind of cheesy: MSU's longtime colorguard coach passed away last summer, and he had worked a bit with U of M to improve their guard program. U of M's guard wore pins in his memory during the game and gave them to the SMB guard after the game. I thought that was a touching and classy move on their part.

This.

The Langford long TD to crush their souls and Brady Homes "What the ****" moment when Langford did it.

15 minute mark of the video the Langford TD and Brady f bomb.

The part where one of our defenders creamed Lewan and knocked his ass back into Gardner and leveled them both. Anyone have a clip of that?

"6 offensive lineman they're trying to buy some protection-
IT DIDN'T BUY THEM ANYTHING"

BTW how f'n cool is Connor Cook? Guy has the swagger of a Top Gun fighter pilot.

Is he the best QB in the B10 next year?

How does the first post have 2.01 likes?  

tTito wrote:Gardner limping off the field holding his vag and crying after getting crushed for the 50th time. I actually felt sorry for him. Can't wait for this year.

This by a mile.

Mine was when my UM buddy said that Gardner was terrible and I replied that both of MSU's corners were 1st round NFL picks and MSU's defense was making Gardner look that way. I think we bet $100 on our corners going in the 1st round of the draft. One down, one to go....

steveschneider wrote:BTW how f'n cool is Connor Cook? Guy has the swagger of a Top Gun fighter pilot.

Is he the best QB in the B10 next year?

Yes, although Braxton Miller is pretty good.

Cool Runnings wrote:How does the first post have 2.01 likes?  

I wanted to like that and the 6 linemen post, but I don't have any like buttons?

  

The fact that every play of the drive that ended with Langford's TD to seal the game was a rushing play.

Nothing screams "We're better than you" like running it down someone's throat, never once needing to pass the ball.

I was at the game, and the best moments have already been mentioned.

But when I watched the replay on BTN, there is a crowd shot after the Dennard INT in the red zone that shows some UM fans going ape shit. One guy in a yellow rain coat is just yelling "NO WAY! NO WAY!".

You could just tell that the light was coming on for him, the delusion was gone. He looked broken. It was beautiful.

CrazySparty wrote:The fact that every play of the drive that ended with Langford's TD to seal the game was a rushing play.

Nothing screams "We're better than you" like running it down someone's throat, never once needing to pass the ball.

Damn, that was great. Langford had a couple of totally killer coffin nailing runs last year. I'll never forget watching him split the DB's in the B1G championship game. Can't wait to see him do it again this year.

We owned Lewan that game. What a disgusting P.O.S. that guy is. To me that guy represent what that program is these days.

The 4th and a mile, where the punt didn't even get back to the original line of scrimmage.

The DD interception. Just when Michigan started to show some life, Dennard take the ball away from them.

A little more karma for Bike Hart.

Some scum fan didn't have a wrist band and couldn't get into the student section. He argued with an usher and I went up to him and said maybe if you weren't wearing trash from Walmart we would let you in. Students went nuts that were around and the usher told him to get out. Trash began to fly at the kid.

Everything else has been said but this made my day.

SpartanGuard wrote:-48

4th and 49 was pretty good, too.

Pretty amazing that a great punt still won't make it to the first down marker. Also, I loved the score--no touchdowns for another year from those fudge packers.

15:48:582014-05-09steveschneider wrote:The part where one of our defenders creamed Lewan and knocked his ass back into Gardner and leveled them both. Anyone have a clip of that?

Even better that it was 200 lb Kurtis Drummond.

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:The DD interception. Just when Michigan started to show some life, Dennard take the ball away from them.

A little more karma for Bike Hart.

The night before the game on tBB I was in the MSU/UM thread bitching it up with some uofm fans. I predicted a final of 31-6. I also, had asked them since September to take a ban bet with me that UofM would not score a touchdown against us. I was egging them on all fall. I said not one touchdown and a Ban bet of a year from the board. Only one poster took it. Since he was the only one with balls I forgave the bet. However, I was at the game thinking, damn those assholes will be celebrating a touchdown on tBB and forget about the ass whipping because I'm banned for a year. Anyway, then DD steps in front of the throw. hahahahahahahahah. It was beautiful.

Loose Stools wrote:

Pretty amazing that a great punt still won't make it to the first down marker.  Also, I loved the score--no touchdowns for another year from those fudge packers.

I was trying to remember who did that. When I saw it I just died laughing.

Besides the stuff mentioned.

1.  THE CROWD.....for as sedate as the non-students can sometime be, they bring it for michigan games and they brought it that night.

2. On Langford's last TD, their pussy CB running backward escorting him down the field doing almost anything possible to avoid sticking his helmet in to  attempt a tackle.

that was a real ass woopin ... wow!

WBill wrote:Besides the stuff mentioned.

1.  THE CROWD.....for as sedate as the non-students can sometime be, they bring it for michigan games and they brought it that night.

2. On Langford's last TD, their pussy CB running backward escorting him down the field doing almost anything possible to avoid sticking his helmet in to  attempt a tackle.

1) I fucking hate scUM. Win or lose, I will never leave Spartan Stadium with a voice after a game against those fuckers. **** them.

2) I laughed out loud and pointed at the TV screen when that coward turned away from JLang to avoid getting his ass trucked - AGAIN.

Gentlemen, thank you for this thread. You have truly brightened my day.

One of my favorite memories is that Lewan is such a moron that he thought out-toughing Michigan State was about saying mean things and sticking his chest out between plays instead of actually out toughing Michigan State during the actual game

MJ wrote:

15 minute mark of the video the Langford TD and Brady f bomb.

I loved the blitz Narduzzi called on third-and-eighteen, with about three minutes left in the first quarter. Bullough and Davis were showing blitz in the middle, with Lewis coming from the edge. Just before the snap, Bullough peels back toward the secondary. Lewis forces the right tackle to block him, while Rush slants at the right guard. Denicos was coming from the other side, forcing Toussaint to try and get in his way, while Davis loops around between the right guard and tackle and destroys Gardner.

I can't imagine how much fun it is to play on a defense like that.

I'll never forget this game. #1 for me, in terms of watching one in-person.

I loved, LOVED Valenti the Monday after. He fucking brought it.

I forgot exactly what he said, but he made comparisons between 2011's victory and this past one about the scene in Zed's basement in "Pulp Fiction"

steveschneider wrote:The part where one of our defenders creamed Lewan and knocked his ass back into Gardner and leveled them both. Anyone have a clip of that?

Yes! A fucking defensive back taking down two people at once, one of whom is a 300+ pound sack of shit.

Spartan Pride wrote:One of my favorite memories is that Lewan is such a moron that he thought out-toughing Michigan State was about saying mean things and sticking his chest out between plays instead of actually out toughing Michigan State during the actual game

Perfect description of what happened.