So I signed up for a Farmersonly.com account for us. What now?

I used a pic of some guy I snapped in the beer tent at a carnival a few years back, and decided St. Johns was an appropriate locale. How can we meet some fine farmer bitches?

Have you received any winks yet?

Grab a hoe and plant your seed.

The Pantry wrote:Have you received any winks yet?

  

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:

  

You went overboard with the profile.  Need to clean it up a little starting with the age range.  24-45

The Pantry wrote:
You went overboard with the profile.  Need to clean it up a little starting with the age range.  24-45

Done. Further suggestions?

I think you should sign us up for 3nder

What are the options for 'body type' and 'type of relationship'?

Heat Miser wrote:I think you should sign us up for 3nder

Thank you!!!!!

I think you're lacking references to your easily accessible dick pics. Lead the horny cows to the water.

Tell them you want to seed their fields.  

Drugs Delaney wrote:I think you're lacking references to your easily accessible dick pics.  Lead the horny cows to the water.

  

I would link to some but not taking any and don't feel like undertaking that google image search. If you're volunteering, I'll PM you the login. Just spoiler tag that shit so we don't have to look at it.

y2kMgrad wrote:Tell them you want to seed their fields.  

So is that your wife finally in your avatar?

Drugs Delaney wrote:

So is that your wife finally in your avatar?

You're a major creeper

Drugs Delaney wrote:

So is that your wife finally in your avatar?

  Drugs, what's up brah. Haven't seen you around these boards in awhile.

Add this to your profile to let her know you have a wild side:

I am thinking we could set up a little contest here. Fake carnie guy vs. blanch to see who gets more hits. Blanch loses and we restrict him to where he can only post a max of 3x per day.

Really can't believe the TV ad they run for that site. It's like a SNL spoof, with the farmers looking like extras from Deliverance.

Gomer wrote:Add this to your profile to let her know you have a wild side:

  

Standard member, eh? I'm jealous. My member is substandard.

This feels promising. Right? I mean, we could veeery easily fuckk this up right outta the gate but there might be something here.

goodbar wrote:This feels promising. Right? I mean, we could veeery easily fuckk this up right outta the gate but there might be something here.

I kinda had you in mind when I signed up. I can only take this thing so far. I was thinking goodbar can take us to the next level.

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:

goodbar wrote:This feels promising. Right? I mean, we could veeery easily fuckk this up right outta the gate but there might be something here.

I kinda had you in mind when I signed up. I can only take this thing so far. I was thinking goodbar can take us to the next level.

So are you gonna post the userid & pwd in tAgora?

Heat Miser wrote:

So are you gonna post the userid & pwd in tAgora?

Not a good idea if this is going to fly to its potential. Congeal thoughts here but there should definitely not be more than 1 or maybe 2 doing the actual correspondence.

Ok, let's get this going again tonight. What's the next move here? I agree somewhat with Pantry, I'll def share the login with a few but we might have better results with just a few folks and a more organized plan of attack.

Post here if you have ideas and I can PM the login.

Great idea.

Man, that commercial is so bad, in a funny way. When the dog talks, I fucking lose it every single time.

If I recall, last time Farmer's Only was mentioned on the old board a bunch of hicks got all pissy about people laughing at it. Loose Goose I think?

Either way, we had a lot of fun on the old Wells with Christian Mingle - we had a quite active profile on there at one point. So I would encourage the effort here, but a female profile is far more entertaining. A fat Christian farmer widow with big tits and no kids will have offers flying in.

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:I am thinking we could set up a little contest here. Fake carnie guy vs. blanch to see who gets more hits. Blanch loses and we restrict him to where he can only post a max of 3x per day.

Obsessed....

Now you stop being lonely.

Pantry, where do we stand on this?

No idea. Haven't been there in months. Couldn't get into it because the only farm chick I ever plowed had hairy nipples

We need a new point person on this. I really don't want to have to ask blanch. God dammit. Blanch?

Don't you own a horse city slicker?

Not for long....he's about ready for the glue factory. Literally. His remaining time is best measured in days, not weeks or months.

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Not for long....he's about ready for the glue factory. Literally. His remaining time is best measured in days, not weeks or months.

:(

The Pantry wrote:No idea.  Haven't been there in months.  Couldn't get into it because the only farm chick I ever plowed had hairy nipples

wut

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Not for long....he's about ready for the glue factory. Literally. His remaining time is best measured in days, not weeks or months.

Pictures or GTFO (like you don't know message board ettiquite) .... if there was neg rep on this board your lack of photographic posting deserves the negkakke

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Not for long....he's about ready for the glue factory. Literally. His remaining time is best measured in days, not weeks or months.

What do you actually do with a dead pet horsey? Can't flush it... you would need a backhoe and team of day laborers to bury it, then you would have a huge horse sized mound in your back yard... Field dress it for thanksgiving diner?

Wally Fairway wrote:
Pictures or GTFO (like you don't know message board ettiquite) .... if there was neg rep on this board your lack of photographic posting deserves the negkakke

As for what you do with a dead horsh, yeah a backhoe is involved. The property where he is being boarded is quite large, and she has room to bury him. One of the neighbors has a backhoe. They will dig the grave, she/we will go out and meet the Doc with the backhoe neighbor on standby, they will do the deed, and the neighbor will scoop him up and place him in the grave and bury him.