My balls have been extra itchy lately

What gives?

Shower less, you're drying em out

So, otpt, here are a few things you are going to experience over the next few years. First of all, as you have noticed, you might start growing hair in places that you didn't have hair before. Don't worry, it's totally natural and will itch a little. Also, you will notice that your voice is going to be getting a lot deeper, like a mans voice. Also, you might start feeling "urges" toward women (or men.) This is also perfectly natural.

This is a very exciting time for you otpt. One of great self discovery and full of growing up. I know it can be a little bit scary, but you're going to be just fine!

Probably itching for a job

It's the crowd you run with here.

Ass Dan wrote:Shower less, you're drying em out

I think Danny boy here is onto something here. My entire body seems a tad dry. Cold weather. Long hot showers. WebMd meets tSwill.

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:So, otpt, here are a few things you are going to experience over the next few years. First of all, as you have noticed, you might start growing hair in places that you didn't have hair before. Don't worry, it's totally natural and will itch a little. Also, you will notice that your voice is going to be getting a lot deeper, like a mans voice. Also, you might start feeling "urges" toward women (or men.) This is also perfectly natural.

This is a very exciting time for you otpt. One of great self discovery and full of growing up. I know it can be a little bit scary, but you're going to be just fine!

I've got a boner.

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:So, otpt, here are a few things you are going to experience over the next few years. First of all, as you have noticed, you might start growing hair in places that you didn't have hair before. Don't worry, it's totally natural and will itch a little. Also, you will notice that your voice is going to be getting a lot deeper, like a mans voice. Also, you might start feeling "urges" toward women (or men.) This is also perfectly natural.

This is a very exciting time for you otpt. One of great self discovery and full of growing up. I know it can be a little bit scary, but you're going to be just fine!

I've got a boner.

That's also totally normal. Though, I don't know if I would call it a boner otpt. A more classy term is an "erection." You will feel some urges to touch it otpt. That is totally normal behavior. It's okay. You will also feel some urges to hook your nipples up to a car battery and rub your erection on a cheese grater while being spanked by a person wearing a pony costume. Also perfectly normal. If you have questions, I can help you through this.

You've got HIV. Sorry. Please stop posting here because I do not want HIV. At least put in your sig line that you have HIV.  Not doing so could lead to criminal charges. You have to tell people if you might be exposing them to HIV.

Could be crabs

Blanch32 wrote:Could be crabs

That's a good point. I think he was just in Maine, too. Probably crabs.

Sounds like you've got the gout.

I really hope Girbaud doesn't see this. Yes I am obsessed with this product.

Here is what you should do. Go to Meijer. They are the only retailer I know that stocks this product regularly.

Buy this. Shower to Shower Sport. It looks like this.



After you shower and dry off, step back into the shower. Take this shit with you. Shake some out into your cupped hand. Apply liberally to your balls and taint. Do it again. Apply to your lower ass cheeks.

You will remain cool and dry and your nether regions will remain fresh and manly smelling for any potential salad tossing opportunities you may come across from a lucky guy or gal throughout the day.