Green seaters = weak

by **Tim Wakefield** 2016-01-23, 22:04

Yeah, I know the Izzone sucks. I'm in it and I hate us. But holy shit, the green seaters were embarrassing today. Casually sat in their seats, clapped a little, and maybe made a little noise. Even when the Izzone was chanting "Stand up", most of the sections stayed sitting. Wtf?

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2016-01-23, 22:05

I don't really care much to be honest.

by **InTenSity** 2016-01-23, 22:05

Every fucking year...

by **Turtleneck** 2016-01-23, 22:14

DWags has a bad back, Tim.

by **DWags** 2016-01-23, 22:17

Turtleneck wrote:DWags has a bad back, Tim.

I feel embarrassed to stand up and scream. I don't like to call attention to myself. My wife is fucking crazy though. im thinking louder and crazier that 69% of the izzone

by **Ass Dan** 2016-01-23, 22:17

This is an especially boring rendition of this thread

by **tTy** 2016-01-23, 22:18

How many little bitch ass whiny fucking Izzoners are there? Couple thousand? You occupy the best seats in the house, 3/4 of the way around the court, this shit is your responsibility..... Fuck off and yell your asses off and get it done. That is your job. Once you have won the game for us, go straight home and study and don't burn shit up in Cedar Village and embarrass the fuck out of us grown ups, mkay? TIA.

by **Nordic** 2016-01-23, 22:19

No idea... but Nigel, DWags and I believed we could win from behind our computers and we did.

by **InTenSity** 2016-01-23, 22:20

tTy wrote:How many little bitch ass whiny fucking Izzoners are there? Couple thousand? You occupy the best seats in the house, 3/4 of the way around the court, this shit is your responsibility..... Fuck off and yell your asses off and get it done. That is your job. Once you have won the game for us, go straight home and study and don't burn shit up in Cedar Village and embarrass the fuck out of us grown ups, mkay? TIA.

Pretty sure you started one of those fires in the 90a.

by **Nordic** 2016-01-23, 22:21

InTenSity wrote:
tTy wrote:How many little bitch ass whiny fucking Izzoners are there? Couple thousand? You occupy the best seats in the house, 3/4 of the way around the court, this shit is your responsibility..... Fuck off and yell your asses off and get it done. That is your job. Once you have won the game for us, go straight home and study and don't burn shit up in Cedar Village and embarrass the fuck out of us grown ups, mkay? TIA.
Pretty sure you started one of those fires in the 90a.

I know a guy that claims he lit the first couch on fire in Cedar Village. I call bullshit, but he does have some compelling evidence.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2016-01-23, 22:23

My roommate laid down in front of a firetruck Tiananmen Square style in '99 and was under house arrest for 6 or 8 months or so. Those fuckers would call our house phone on Beal St like 5x per day and make him blow into some device connected to the phone.

by **tTy** 2016-01-23, 22:24

InTenSity wrote:
tTy wrote:How many little bitch ass whiny fucking Izzoners are there? Couple thousand? You occupy the best seats in the house, 3/4 of the way around the court, this shit is your responsibility..... Fuck off and yell your asses off and get it done. That is your job. Once you have won the game for us, go straight home and study and don't burn shit up in Cedar Village and embarrass the fuck out of us grown ups, mkay? TIA.
Pretty sure you started one of those fires in the 90a.

I did two notable things in Cedar Village when I lived there.

1) Got arrested for "flight on sight of an officer of the law", spent the night in jail, and got a ticket for littering a couch on my roommates 21st birthday. (Long story)

2) Punched some dude in the face who was climbing up to my second story balcony to steal beer out of my 1/2bbl and he fell 20 feet onto his back into a bush. He didn't die.

I didn't start any fires though. It was always burning since the world's been turning.

by **GRR Spartan** 2016-01-23, 22:24

You want a HOF coach who's loyal to MSU and his assistants almost to a fault?

You want assistant coaches who are loyal to Izzo and almost always leave to get head coaching gigs?

Write a BF check to replace those folks in the green seats because it's those folks who pay the freight.

by **tTy** 2016-01-23, 22:25

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:My roommate laid down in front of a firetruck Tiananmen Square style in '99 and was under house arrest for 6 or 8 months or so. Those fuckers would call our house phone on Beal St like 5x per day and make him blow into some device connected to the phone.

He's prolly a city councilman somewhere right now.

by **Turtleneck** 2016-01-23, 22:25

DWags wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:DWags has a bad back, Tim.

I feel embarrassed to stand up and scream. I don't like to call attention to myself. My wife is fucking crazy though. im thinking louder and crazier that 69% of the izzone

Interesting choice in number when talking about Mrs. DWags.

by **tTy** 2016-01-23, 22:26

GRR Spartan wrote:You want a HOF coach who's loyal to MSU and his assistants almost to a fault?

You want assistant coaches who are loyal to Izzo and almost always leave to get head coaching gigs?

Write a BF check to replace those folks in the green seats because it's those folks who pay the freight.

Don't fuck this thread up now, GRR. I think it's about to blow up!

by **Nordic** 2016-01-23, 22:26

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:My roommate laid down in front of a firetruck Tiananmen Square style in '99 and was under house arrest for 6 or 8 months or so. Those fuckers would call our house phone on Beal St like 5x per day and make him blow into some device connected to the phone.

I have George Perles' phone number... and he will answer (if still alive)... for realzzzz

by **InTenSity** 2016-01-23, 22:28

GRR Spartan wrote:You want a HOF coach who's loyal to MSU and his assistants almost to a fault?

You want assistant coaches who are loyal to Izzo and almost always leave to get head coaching gigs?

Write a BF check to replace those folks in the green seats because it's those folks who pay the freight.

Grrr...we're past this now. All of us were at MSU in the 90's. So we're now trying to find out who got arrested the most. 3 for me.

by **steveschneider** 2016-01-23, 22:28

InTenSity wrote:Every fucking year...

If I had a dollar for every time I heard someone complain about the green seaters...

by **tTy** 2016-01-23, 22:33

InTenSity wrote:
GRR Spartan wrote:You want a HOF coach who's loyal to MSU and his assistants almost to a fault?

You want assistant coaches who are loyal to Izzo and almost always leave to get head coaching gigs?

Write a BF check to replace those folks in the green seats because it's those folks who pay the freight.
Grrr...we're past this now. All of us were at MSU in the 90's. So we're now trying to find out who got arrested the most. 3 for me.

THREE?!?!?!?!?! Green seaters = weak 3493939353

I got busted by Don Loading for counterfeiting my student ticket back when Tractor Traylor was playing @ EL and somehow didn't get arrested for that or kicked out of the university.

Also got talked into setting off two seltzer (CO2 in a 2 liter) "bombs" in waste baskets in a nameless residence hall that probably would have landed me jail time if I'd been busted for that. I had NO idea how powerful those fucking things were and they both knocked out about 20 ceiling tiles when they went off and blew the top off the trash cans. I could have really hurt someone, but I had no idea they were that dangerous prior to committing the crime.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2016-01-23, 22:36

Just 1 personally. Spent my night in the clink for MIP/party bill.

by **CORNER BLITZ** 2016-01-23, 22:39

tTy wrote:How many little bitch ass whiny fucking Izzoners are there? Couple thousand? You occupy the best seats in the house, 3/4 of the way around the court, this shit is your responsibility..... Fuck off and yell your asses off and get it done. That is your job. Once you have won the game for us, go straight home and study and don't burn shit up in Cedar Village and embarrass the fuck out of us grown ups, mkay? TIA.

2K < 13K

by **Tim Wakefield** 2016-01-23, 22:44

Is this where we tell our arrest stories?

by **InTenSity** 2016-01-23, 22:46

Tim Wakefield wrote:Is this where we tell our arrest stories?

If you want.

by **tTy** 2016-01-23, 22:48

Tim Wakefield wrote:Is this where we tell our arrest stories?

And "shit you got away with" stories... those are sometimes better...

InTen, spill.....

by **Nordic** 2016-01-23, 22:49

tTy wrote:
Tim Wakefield wrote:Is this where we tell our arrest stories?

And "shit you got away with" stories... those are sometimes better...

InTen, spill......

Never been arrested, but I got a shitload of these

by **tTy** 2016-01-23, 22:50

Nordic wrote:
tTy wrote:

And "shit you got away with" stories... those are sometimes better...

InTen, spill......

Never been arrested, but I got a shitload of these

Well? We're waiting......

by **By-Tor** 2016-01-23, 22:56

Nordic wrote:
InTenSity wrote:
Pretty sure you started one of those fires in the 90a.

I know a guy that claims he lit the first couch on fire in Cedar Village. I call bullshit, but he does have some compelling evidence.

You have enough compelling evidence to make a TSwill documentary series?

by **NigelUno** 2016-01-23, 23:00

Tim Wakefield wrote:Yeah, I know the Izzone sucks. I'm in it and I hate us. But holy shit, the green seaters were embarrassing today. Casually sat in their seats, clapped a little, and maybe made a little noise. Even when the Izzone was chanting "Stand up", most of the sections stayed sitting. Wtf?

Dang. Did I miss Swill day at Brody?

by **Tim Wakefield** 2016-01-23, 23:03

NigelUno wrote:

Dang. Did I miss Swill day at Brody?

Another one coming soon. Stay tuned

by **NigelUno** 2016-01-23, 23:10

Tim Wakefield wrote:
NigelUno wrote:

Dang. Did I miss Swill day at Brody?

Another one coming soon. Stay tuned

Could have used it TODAY!

by **steveschneider** 2016-01-23, 23:17

Any of you guys ever take a dump while behind bars?

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2016-01-23, 23:23

steveschneider wrote:Any of you guys ever take a dump while behind bars?

Fuck no.

I did have my gf smuggle me in my calc book for an exam I had the next day. I tried to study. Was drunk. Failed the exam miserably. Failed the class. Hello academic probation.

by **tTy** 2016-01-23, 23:25

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:
steveschneider wrote:Any of you guys ever take a dump while behind bars?

Fuck no.

I did have my gf smuggle me in my calc book for an exam I had the next day. I tried to study. Was drunk. Failed the exam miserably. Failed the class. Hello academic probation.

My roomy talked the cops into releasing him early so that he could go take a Math 108 exam. They made me stay until I sobered up. Fucking 11am before they released me and I had to walk to Stoddard from B54.... Cocksuckers.

by **Turtleneck** 2016-01-23, 23:28

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:
steveschneider wrote:Any of you guys ever take a dump while behind bars?

Fuck no.

I did have my gf smuggle me in my calc book for an exam I had the next day. I tried to study. Was drunk. Failed the exam miserably. Failed the class. Hello academic probation.

You want to now what gets you an A? "Hey prof, I'm not ready for the exam because this guy was looking at me weird so I caved his fucking skull in and spent the night in jail. It would be upsetting if I could not get that day back to study. Just saying."

by **DWags** 2016-01-23, 23:37

Fuck. Jethro Bodine bailed me out of jail one time. When he posts here ask him what my status was. I hate the East Lansing cops.

by **tTy** 2016-01-23, 23:42

DWags wrote:Fuck. Jethro Bodine bailed me out of jail one time. When he posts here ask him what my status was. I hate the East Lansing cops.

Jesus F. Christ..... Why ain't nobody putting any details up in this piece? Most of us are old as fuck and the statue of libations is prolly already up, so just fucking spill. Damn!

by Guest 2016-01-24, 00:49

So I lived on north harrison little bit ago, I was walking back from a bar to our crib with my bros. The first fraternity house on the left side of the street people were threw beer cans at us and were threatening us based on what we were wearing. an hr goes by, me n two bros head down to the quality dairy around 3 am to get marlboro 27s. However, we each bring a golf club with us cause of a beef with this fraternity. We get to QD, buy our cigs and start to walk balk. Were walking on the right side of the street and they see us and like 15 come out side from their party in their little ass front yard. Were yelling shit back and forth. At this point we had dropped the golf clubs when the door opened. When they came into the street talking shit saying they would whoop our ass, we pick up our golf clubs cause there were like 15 of them. Like 5 of them came into the middle of the road while the other 10 talked shit from their yard. We were hammered, we couldn't take their shit. We fucked them up in the middle of the street. Some one called the cops from inside their house. Got arrested for assault with a weapon or something, MIP, resisting arrest. I tried running and they had a fucking dog that destroyed me. Fuck that frat. We whooped their ass though.

by **Nordic** 2016-01-24, 01:02

SpartanDawgs265 wrote:So I lived on north harrison little bit ago, I was walking back from a bar to our crib with my bros. The first fraternity house on the left side of the street people were threw beer cans at us and were threatening us based on what we were wearing. an hr goes by, me n two bros head down to the quality dairy around 3 am to get marlboro 27s. However, we each bring a golf club with us cause of a beef with this fraternity. We get to QD, buy our cigs and start to walk balk. Were walking on the right side of the street and they see us and like 15 come out side from their party in their little ass front yard. Were yelling shit back and forth. At this point we had dropped the golf clubs when the door opened. When they came into the street talking shit saying they would whoop our ass, we pick up our golf clubs cause there were like 15 of them. Like 5 of them came into the middle of the road while the other 10 talked shit from their yard. We were hammered, we couldn't take their shit. We fucked them up in the middle of the street. Some one called the cops from inside their house. Got arrested for assault with a weapon or something, MIP, resisting arrest. I tried running and they had a fucking dog that destroyed me. Fuck that frat. We whooped their ass though.

Fuck off WBH

by **Turtleneck** 2016-01-24, 01:10

SpartanDawgs265 wrote:So I lived on north harrison little bit ago, I was walking back from a bar to our crib with my bros. The first fraternity house on the left side of the street people were threw beer cans at us and were threatening us based on what we were wearing. an hr goes by, me n two bros head down to the quality dairy around 3 am to get marlboro 27s. However, we each bring a golf club with us cause of a beef with this fraternity. We get to QD, buy our cigs and start to walk balk. Were walking on the right side of the street and they see us and like 15 come out side from their party in their little ass front yard. Were yelling shit back and forth. At this point we had dropped the golf clubs when the door opened. When they came into the street talking shit saying they would whoop our ass, we pick up our golf clubs cause there were like 15 of them. Like 5 of them came into the middle of the road while the other 10 talked shit from their yard. We were hammered, we couldn't take their shit. We fucked them up in the middle of the street. Some one called the cops from inside their house. Got arrested for assault with a weapon or something, MIP, resisting arrest. I tried running and they had a fucking dog that destroyed me. Fuck that frat. We whooped their ass though.

That's quite a post. I think I'll just wait for the movie.

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