Off to Mexico swillster!

gHost Spartan wrote:It would be hilarious if you were decapitated and the Cartel rolled your head down the freeway

Giant Moose wrote:Pick up a wrestling mask for nedgo while you're there.

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

gHost Spartan wrote:It would be hilarious if you were decapitated and the Cartel rolled your head down the freeway

Hopefully they use a beheading towel.

Turtleneck wrote:Mexico Swillster is a good name. I might start introducing myself to people as Mexico Swillster.

gHost Spartan wrote:It would be hilarious if you were decapitated and the Cartel rolled your head down the freeway

Blanch32 wrote:

gHost Spartan wrote:It would be hilarious if you were decapitated and the Cartel rolled your head down the freeway

How's that funny? That's offensive

Blanch32 wrote:Hope I don't get kidnapped or robbed. Fly into monterrey this afternoon for work then drive to reynosa. Not looking forward to that drive. Most dangerous highway in North America.

Now if I survive that it's south Padre island for the weekend! Any idea if there will be any spring breakers there this early?

The Pantry wrote:

Blanch32 wrote:Hope I don't get kidnapped or robbed. Fly into monterrey this afternoon for work then drive to reynosa. Not looking forward to that drive. Most dangerous highway in North America.

Now if I survive that it's south Padre island for the weekend! Any idea if there will be any spring breakers there this early?

Are you in the auto industry?

gHost Spartan wrote:It would be hilarious if you were decapitated and the Cartel rolled your head down the freeway

MiamiSpartan wrote:

gHost Spartan wrote:It would be hilarious if you were decapitated and the Cartel rolled your head down the freeway

Oh, Blanch?  You won't be seein' him no more.

tGreenWay wrote:

The Pantry wrote:Are you in the auto industry?

If blanch is working in the auto industry, I'm going to give much more consideration to bicycles and mass transportation.

Turtleneck wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:


If blanch is working in the auto industry, I'm going to give much more consideration to bicycles and mass transportation.

He designs braking systems.

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

gHost Spartan wrote:It would be hilarious if you were decapitated and the Cartel rolled your head down the freeway

Hopefully they use a beheading towel.

I.B. Fine wrote:

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

Hopefully they use a beheading towel.

Do you really need a beheading towel if your doing it on hotel sheets, or in a rental car?

Turtleneck wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:


If blanch is working in the auto industry, I'm going to give much more consideration to bicycles and mass transportation.

He designs breaking systems.

I.B. Fine wrote:

Turtleneck wrote:

He breaks designing systems.

FIFY

The Pantry wrote:

Blanch32 wrote:Hope I don't get kidnapped or robbed. Fly into monterrey this afternoon for work then drive to reynosa. Not looking forward to that drive. Most dangerous highway in North America.

Now if I survive that it's south Padre island for the weekend! Any idea if there will be any spring breakers there this early?

Are you in the auto industry?

Blanch32 wrote:Oh and I am live and well. Already tindering. Going for a stake dinner in 25 mins

Floyd Robertson wrote:

Blanch32 wrote:Oh and I am live and well. Already tindering. Going for a stake dinner in 25 mins

Watch out for the heartburn.

Blanch32 wrote:Oh and I am live and well. Already tindering. Going for a stake dinner in 25 mins

I.B. Fine wrote:Careful Blanch, don't want to lose your head over a cartel girl

Blanch32 wrote:

The Pantry wrote:Are you in the auto industry?

Nope. Still mfg though

Floyd Robertson wrote:

Blanch32 wrote:Oh and I am live and well. Already tindering. Going for a stake dinner in 25 mins

Watch out for the heartburn.

Blanch32 wrote:Hope I don't get kidnapped or robbed.  Fly into monterrey this afternoon for work then drive to reynosa.  Not looking forward to that drive.  Most dangerous highway in North America.

Now if I survive that it's south Padre island for the weekend!  Any idea if there will be any spring breakers there this early?

gHost Spartan wrote:

SpartanDawgs265 wrote:

Used to walk across the border in california down to Baja with a friend who lived in SanFran to score huge amounts of drugs through the cartels. They would arrange a transport car to take us down the baja strip and would get on a boat and head over to the Navojoa area. Just be cool, if you run into them, tell them you live in Cali and they have the purest shit on the market.  Carry some cash on you, they like white rich guys. Possibly buy some drugs off them. However, don't fucking forget to pay them back if they front you. They will cut your head off over that shit.  Glad I don't deal with them anymore, they were nice people but fucking crazy at the same time. Viva la Mexico!!

gHost Spartan wrote:

SpartanDawgs265 wrote:

Used to walk across the border in california down to Baja with a friend who lived in SanFran to score huge amounts of drugs through the cartels. They would arrange a transport car to take us down the baja strip and would get on a boat and head over to the Navojoa area. Just be cool, if you run into them, tell them you live in Cali and they have the purest shit on the market.  Carry some cash on you, they like white rich guys. Possibly buy some drugs off them. However, don't fucking forget to pay them back if they front you. They will cut your head off over that shit.  Glad I don't deal with them anymore, they were nice people but fucking crazy at the same time.  Viva la Mexico!!

gHost Spartan wrote:

Blanch32 wrote:

Ghost, you didn't bang some rich married housewife back in 92, right?

I've banged a lot of chicks in my day. When I was at MSU I was banging some older married lady that was pretty hot. She took me to dinner once at some fancy place in Lansing then we went to a swanky politicians type bar and all the old guys were trying to mack on my lady. Then I took her back to my shitty place and banged her on the floor. I'll never forget it because when I was banging her she had a slight unnoticeable booger deep in her nose and I saw it when her head was tilted back. For some reason it was a huge turn off