What Are The Chances That You Have Inadvertantly Met a Fellow Swillster?

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2015-11-25, 08:53

I don't really talk to many people so my chances are quite slim..

as you may know, I did pass within hugging distance of DWags at El Az one evening. He was wearing a very sharp MSU t-shirt, as I recall.

by **InTenSity** 2015-11-25, 09:00

How do you know what Dwags was wearing? You just notice a man at El Ez with a wife and a daughter, about 50, and kind of assume its him? Chances of me inadvertently meeting a swillster is overall low.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2015-11-25, 09:04

I own and operate a store that specializes in selling jorts and costumes for grown ups who have serious self esteem issues, so I can almost guarantee I've met most rcmbers.

I doubt I've met any of you though.

by BleacherSwill 2015-11-25, 09:10

Doesn't this thread belong in tBob forum Question

by **Code_Warrior** 2015-11-25, 09:18

Zero. I am a hermit since I left MSU and I rarely leave my cave except during medical emergencies or when I hunt for food. I mostly get my internet by banging rocks together. Hard bang = 1, soft bang = 0. Lots of buffering on video streams. Very difficult to watch.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2015-11-25, 09:24

InTenSity wrote:How do you know what Dwags was wearing? You just notice a man at El Ez with a wife and a daughter, about 50, and kind of assume its him? Chances of me inadvertently meeting a swillster is overall low.

I recognized him and his family from a bunch of pictures he's posted.

He later independently confirmed that I was, of course, correct.

by **Frank Ricard** 2015-11-25, 09:36

Hey Bob - I am going to be spending more time at Dagwood's getting lunch or sometimes even dinner starting in Jan. Isn't that one of your hangouts? I'll even buy you a beer.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2015-11-25, 09:50

Frank Ricard wrote:Hey Bob - I am going to be spending more time at Dagwood's getting lunch or sometimes even dinner starting in Jan. Isn't that one of your hangouts? I'll even buy you a beer.

yeah, I hang out there some.

lemme check with Trevor - someone who doesn't know me and knows absolutely nothing about me - to see if I'd enjoy having a beer with you. Depending on what he says, I'll get back to you.

Thanks for the offer!

by **Frank Ricard** 2015-11-25, 09:54

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
Frank Ricard wrote:Hey Bob - I am going to be spending more time at Dagwood's getting lunch or sometimes even dinner starting in Jan. Isn't that one of your hangouts? I'll even buy you a beer.
yeah, I hang out there some.

lemme check with Trevor - someone who doesn't know me and knows absolutely nothing about me - to see if I'd enjoy having a beer with you. Depending on what he says, I'll get back to you.

Thanks for the offer!

Who says you have to enjoy it? I'm just buying you one. Enjoy or don't enjoy. It's fucking beer.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2015-11-25, 09:56

Frank Ricard wrote:
Robert J Sakimano wrote:yeah, I hang out there some.

lemme check with Trevor - someone who doesn't know me and knows absolutely nothing about me - to see if I'd enjoy having a beer with you. Depending on what he says, I'll get back to you.

Thanks for the offer!

Who says you have to enjoy it? I'm just buying you one. Enjoy or don't enjoy. It's fucking beer.

What Are The Chances That You Have Inadvertantly Met a Fellow Swillster? 502811600

so I'll just walk up to you and say "Hi, I'm Bob. Buy me a beer".. and turn and walk back to my table? I don't have to make small talk or anything?

Sweet. Wink

by **duffy munn** 2015-11-25, 09:57

I'm pretty sure we have met Bob. We run in the same circles as I have been to the PB and Dags a couple of times.

I will say some people have your back in concealing your identity. Fez, little skuz and Jill refuse to tell me who you are.

by **xsanguine** 2015-11-25, 10:22

I've smoked weed with Bob once. Pretty sure I've done a line or two with tTy, too.

by **Rocinante** 2015-11-25, 10:27

It's always a possibility. I get around.

by **xsanguine** 2015-11-25, 10:28

Rocinante wrote:I get around.

I've heard.

by **tGreenWay** 2015-11-25, 10:36

Probably. I know people.

by **tGreenWay** 2015-11-25, 10:41

Bob and I once spent a non-football Saturday shopping for bumper stickers for the backs of our 20-year-old Subarus. The day ended abruptly when he decided to purchase a psychedelic daisy sticker and I just had to have the tie-dyed peace sign. It would've just seemed silly to hang out together after that disagreement.

by **Rocinante** 2015-11-25, 10:41

xsanguine wrote:
Rocinante wrote:I get around.

I've heard.

Hey man, I'm tryna settle down. I just haven't met the right girl yet.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2015-11-25, 10:43

Was anyone else in the nosebleed MSU sections for OSU or UofM games?

by **Blanch32** 2015-11-25, 11:27

Robert J Sakimano wrote:I don't really talk to many people so my chances are quite slim....

Givend your political views, I find that quite shocking!

by BleacherSwill 2015-11-25, 11:57

Frank Ricard wrote:
Robert J Sakimano wrote:yeah, I hang out there some.

lemme check with Trevor - someone who doesn't know me and knows absolutely nothing about me - to see if I'd enjoy having a beer with you. Depending on what he says, I'll get back to you.

Thanks for the offer!

Who says you have to enjoy it? I'm just buying you one. Enjoy or don't enjoy. It's fucking beer.

Damn, next time I go to Dag's I will announce I am BSak and see if anyone will buy me a beer. I know the rap, I can pass for a bohemian hipster if someone is buying me beers.

by **Giant Moose** 2015-11-25, 12:06

I've met Bob before. He's usually painted green, wears green and white striped shorts, and has a painter's cap on. He's pretty hard to miss.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2015-11-25, 12:10

I walk by tRCMB tailgate from time to time.. I'm the guy with the judgmental smirk that suggests a hint of pity.

by **Turtleneck** 2015-11-25, 12:15

I shared a cell with X at Rikers in the 80s

by **Turtleneck** 2015-11-25, 12:17

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Was anyone else in the nosebleed MSU sections for OSU or UofM games?

Most people here do not sit with the poors.

by **tGreenWay** 2015-11-25, 12:50

Turtleneck wrote:I shared a cell with X at Rikers in the 80s

Who was on top?

by **StylesGShmooth** 2015-11-25, 12:52

Pretty slim that you haven't if you live in East Lansing. Probably inadvertently run into one at the Peanut Barrel tonight.

by **tGreenWay** 2015-11-25, 12:54

StylesGShmooth wrote:Pretty slim that you haven't if you live in East Lansing. Probably inadvertently run into one at the Peanut Barrel tonight.

Watson! Come here! I think it's a clue!

by **xsanguine** 2015-11-25, 12:54

Turtleneck wrote:I shared a cell with X at Rikers in the 80s

You were a very gentle and kind cellmate.

by **tGreenWay** 2015-11-25, 12:56

xsanguine wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:I shared a cell with X at Rikers in the 80s

You were a very gentle and kind cellmate.

Who was on top?
Did Turtleneck insist that you cuddle after?
Did he cry?
Did you spoon or leave after?

by **xsanguine** 2015-11-25, 13:21

tGreenWay wrote:
xsanguine wrote:

You were a very gentle and kind cellmate.

Who was on top?
Did Turtleneck insist that you cuddle after?
Did he cry?
Did you spoon or leave after?

At first I was until he beat up the biggest skinhead... then our roles changed
He did. I obliged
Only afterwards. I usually did before and during
I left... which is all relative.

by **tGreenWay** 2015-11-25, 15:53

xsanguine wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

Who was on top?
Did Turtleneck insist that you cuddle after?
Did he cry?
Did you spoon or leave after?

At first I was until he beat up the biggest skinhead... then our roles changed
He did. I obliged
Only afterwards. I usually did before and during
I left... which is all relative.

It sounds like one incredibly tender moment after another.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2015-11-25, 15:56

tGreenWay wrote:
xsanguine wrote:

At first I was until he beat up the biggest skinhead... then our roles changed
He did. I obliged
Only afterwards. I usually did before and during
I left... which is all relative.

It sounds like one incredibly tender moment after another.

by **tGreenWay** 2015-11-25, 15:57

The chances are greater that I fathered a fellow tSwillster than met one. I was a horny drunk as an undergrad, and a pretty big slut, too.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2015-11-25, 15:58

tGreenWay wrote:The chances are greater that I fathered a fellow tSwillster than met one. I was a horny drunk as an undergrad, and a pretty big slut, too.

Dad?

by **tGreenWay** 2015-11-25, 16:03

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:The chances are greater that I fathered a fellow tSwillster than met one. I was a horny drunk as an undergrad, and a pretty big slut, too.

Dad?

Hello, son. Wanna have a catch?

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2015-11-25, 16:05

tGreenWay wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

Dad?

Hello, son. Wanna have a catch?

Can we get ice cream after???

by **Floyd Robertson** 2015-11-25, 16:07

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

Hello, son. Wanna have a catch?

Can we get ice cream after???

Maybe you guys can have a catch.

I'm a dumbass that didn't even read tGreenway's post. smh.

by **tGreenWay** 2015-11-25, 16:17

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

Hello, son. Wanna have a catch?

Can we get ice cream after???

As much as you want. We have a lot of catching up to do.

by **Blanch32** 2015-11-25, 16:25

tGreenWay wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

Dad?

Hello, son. Wanna have a catch?

Like an STD

by **DWags** 2015-11-25, 17:43

tGreenWay wrote:The chances are greater that I fathered a fellow tSwillster than met one. I was a horny drunk as an undergrad, and a pretty big slut, too.

Unless you were born in the late 1930's you ain't my pappy. But you're still a slut I bet.

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