30+ tinder matches in one day!

by **Blanch32** 2016-02-09, 18:21

Needs to be some kinda record after the swipe limit was in place! And seems like only 5 or so are fat. What's your best?

by **DWags** 2016-02-09, 18:24

Zero for me.

by **Rocinante** 2016-02-09, 18:26

Yeah... None. I meet women by talking to them.

by **Tim Wakefield** 2016-02-09, 18:30

Had a streak of 5 matches in a row one time.

by **NigelUno** 2016-02-09, 18:39

I haven't really been following this shit show for awhile, but isn't numbnuts in Mexico?

Are these "matches" from chicks in Mexico?

RIP 30+ tinder matches in one day! 1284110369

30+ tinder matches in one day! 1284110369

by **Blanch32** 2016-02-09, 18:40

NigelUno wrote:I haven't really been following this shit show for awhile, but isn't numbnuts in Mexico?

Are these "matches" from chicks in Mexico?

RIP

Yea dude. Monterrey. If you followed my snapchat you'd know

by Guest 2016-02-09, 18:57

Rocinante wrote:Yeah... None. I meet women by talking to them.

Yea thats what you do on Tinder you dumb fuck.

by **DWags** 2016-02-09, 18:59

SpartanDawgs265 wrote:
Rocinante wrote:Yeah... None. I meet women by talking to them.
Yea thats what you do on Tinder you dumb fuck.

Like we all talk to each other here or is it like face time?

by Guest 2016-02-09, 19:01

DWags wrote:
SpartanDawgs265 wrote:
Yea thats what you do on Tinder you dumb fuck.

Like we all talk to each other here or is it like face time?

U get matched up, it opens a text dialog on the app. Within minutes you can easily get her number and you can be on FaceTime with her or on ur way to fuck her. Its glorious.

by **DWags** 2016-02-09, 19:02

SpartanDawgs265 wrote:
DWags wrote:

Like we all talk to each other here or is it like face time?

U get matched up, it opens a text dialog on the app. Within minutes you can easily get her number and you can be on FaceTime with her or on ur way to fuck her. Its glorious.

Are they hookers?

by **duffy munn** 2016-02-09, 19:03

SpartanDawgs265 wrote:
DWags wrote:

Like we all talk to each other here or is it like face time?

U get matched up, it opens a text dialog on the app. Within minutes you can easily get her number and you can be on FaceTime with her or on ur way to fuck her. Its glorious.

Hopefully, your matches have 16 inch strap ons.

by Guest 2016-02-09, 19:04

DWags wrote:
SpartanDawgs265 wrote:

U get matched up, it opens a text dialog on the app. Within minutes you can easily get her number and you can be on FaceTime with her or on ur way to fuck her. Its glorious.

Are they hookers?

Fuck no. I get matched with so many hot bitches when I'm in EL. Keep your daughter off the app.

by **kingstonlake** 2016-02-09, 19:25

So it's an app for losers who are ugly and void of any game that can keep a chicks attention for longer than 10 seconds face to face?

by **Blanch32** 2016-02-09, 19:32

Upon further review, the total is more like 12....damn sunshine and fast fingers.

Still not bad. Chatting up this chick at the hotel too

by **Blanch32** 2016-02-09, 19:33

kingstonlake wrote:So it's an app for losers who are ugly and void of any game that can keep a chicks attention for longer than 10 seconds face to face?

Yes because I've had sex with at least 10 of them in like 6 months of heavy usage

by **kingstonlake** 2016-02-09, 19:36

Blanch32 wrote:
kingstonlake wrote:So it's an app for losers who are ugly and void of any game that can keep a chicks attention for longer than 10 seconds face to face?

Yes because I've had sex with at least 10 of them in like 6 months of heavy usage

So whores, yes?

by **Giant Moose** 2016-02-09, 19:37

blanch, let us know how the tacos are down there in Mexico.

by **Snake Plissken** 2016-02-09, 21:29

Giant Moose wrote:blanch, let us know how the tacos are down there in Mexico.

It isn't like Vegas where what happens there stays there...

by **pulling69** 2016-02-09, 22:17

Snake Plissken wrote:
Giant Moose wrote:blanch, let us know how the tacos are down there in Mexico.
It isn't like Vegas where what happens there stays there...

Blanch will be rife with Zika virus....he is going to blanket the east coast with it.

by **InTenSity** 2016-02-09, 22:18

pulling69 wrote:
Snake Plissken wrote:
It isn't like Vegas where what happens there stays there...
Blanch will be rife with Zika virus....he is going to blanket the east coast with it.

Even if they confirmed it's sexually transmitted, no one really has to worry.

by **Snake Plissken** 2016-02-09, 22:31

gHost Spartan wrote:
kingstonlake wrote:So it's an app for losers who are ugly and void of any game that can keep a chicks attention for longer than 10 seconds face to face?
You just confessed to being ugly and awkward. Tinder is one of the greatest things to happen to random hook-ups. It's extremely efficient and it's an art form all its own. I dream about how awesome my banging experience would have been back in the day with such an app - I could have easily quadrupled my chick bang count in less than six months. Kids nowadays have it made.

People our age had to actually work for it in the 80's and 90's.

by Guest 2016-02-09, 22:38

gHost Spartan wrote:
kingstonlake wrote:So it's an app for losers who are ugly and void of any game that can keep a chicks attention for longer than 10 seconds face to face?
You just confessed to being ugly and awkward. Tinder is one of the greatest things to happen to random hook-ups. It's extremely efficient and it's an art form all its own. I dream about how awesome my banging experience would have been back in the day with such an app - I could have easily quadrupled my chick bang count in less than six months. Kids nowadays have it made.

This.

30+ tinder matches in one day! 3557613862

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2016-02-09, 22:38

Daddy probs. Love em.

by **The_Dude** 2016-02-09, 22:46

Rocinante wrote:Yeah... None. I meet women by talking to them.

You're a relic of a bygone era

EDIT: The girls you meet on Tinder really aren't ones you want to being home to mama though...hit it and quit it.

by **Tim Wakefield** 2016-02-09, 22:58

gHost Spartan wrote:
Snake Plissken wrote:People our age had to actually work for it in the 80's and 90's.

My nickname back in the day was "The Ringer" because I never got hammered at the bar on a hook up night and I was perfectly positioned late night to bang. Dudes would be passed out and chicks hammered chicks were easy to bang - all you needed was some game and to be sober enough to sweet talk some random chick into sex. Fucking easy as shit. Could never figure out why other dudes preferred to get obliterated and puke in the cab while I was fingering some chick in the cab on the way back to either her or my place. Put some music on and start hooking up. Look, I'm readily acknowledge that Tinder makes dudes lazy and really half the fun is getting a chick to bang, but still, the possibilities are fucking endless. If I'm ever single again that's the first thing I'll do is sign up for that mofo.

I think they call that rape nowadays. Seriously

by **NigelUno** 2016-02-09, 23:02

gHost Spartan wrote:
Snake Plissken wrote:People our age had to actually work for it in the 80's and 90's.

My nickname back in the day was "The Ringer" because I never got hammered at the bar on a hook up night and I was perfectly positioned late night to bang. Dudes would be passed out and chicks hammered chicks were easy to bang - all you needed was some game and to be sober enough to sweet talk some random chick into sex. Fucking easy as shit. Could never figure out why other dudes preferred to get obliterated and puke in the cab while I was fingering some chick in the cab on the way back to either her or my place. Put some music on and start hooking up. Look, I'm readily acknowledge that Tinder makes dudes lazy and really half the fun is getting a chick to bang, but still, the possibilities are fucking endless. If I'm ever single again that's the first thing I'll do is sign up for that mofo.

Huh.

I would have bet that your nickname back in the day was "Guy Who Makes Up Stories".

by **The_Dude** 2016-02-09, 23:08

gHost Spartan wrote:
Snake Plissken wrote:People our age had to actually work for it in the 80's and 90's.

My nickname back in the day was "The Ringer" because I never got hammered at the bar on a hook up night and I was perfectly positioned late night to bang. Dudes would be passed out and chicks hammered chicks were easy to bang - all you needed was some game and to be sober enough to sweet talk some random chick into sex. Fucking easy as shit. Could never figure out why other dudes preferred to get obliterated and puke in the cab while I was fingering some chick in the cab on the way back to either her or my place. Put some music on and start hooking up. Look, I'm readily acknowledge that Tinder makes dudes lazy and really half the fun is getting a chick to bang, but still, the possibilities are fucking endless. If I'm ever single again that's the first thing I'll do is sign up for that mofo.

Its not like you think...online dating for most men doesn't work and neither does hooking up with good looking girls on Tinder. The good looking gals who aren't meth sluts don't really use Tinder to hook up. They create profiles for self esteem reasons.

Ask Blanch if he's ever banged a good looking non total slut on Tinder. Answer is no.

by **pulling69** 2016-02-09, 23:12

SpartanDawgs265 wrote:
DWags wrote:

Like we all talk to each other here or is it like face time?

U get matched up, it opens a text dialog on the app. Within minutes you can easily get her number and you can be on FaceTime with her or on ur way to fuck her. Its glorious.

You like to take it in the ass, I assume you are more in tune with Grinder?

by **Tim Wakefield** 2016-02-09, 23:33

@ghost, I've heard stories of girls hooking up while drunk and then claiming it was rape. If it's reported to the university, you can bet your ass they're gonna investigate it at the very least. On my phone so I don't wanna look up links or anything but it's been happening.

by Guest 2016-02-09, 23:36

The_Dude wrote:
gHost Spartan wrote:

My nickname back in the day was "The Ringer" because I never got hammered at the bar on a hook up night and I was perfectly positioned late night to bang. Dudes would be passed out and chicks hammered chicks were easy to bang - all you needed was some game and to be sober enough to sweet talk some random chick into sex. Fucking easy as shit. Could never figure out why other dudes preferred to get obliterated and puke in the cab while I was fingering some chick in the cab on the way back to either her or my place. Put some music on and start hooking up. Look, I'm readily acknowledge that Tinder makes dudes lazy and really half the fun is getting a chick to bang, but still, the possibilities are fucking endless. If I'm ever single again that's the first thing I'll do is sign up for that mofo.

Its not like you think...online dating for most men doesn't work and neither does hooking up with good looking girls on Tinder. The good looking gals who aren't meth sluts don't really use Tinder to hook up. They create profiles for self esteem reasons.

Ask Blanch if he's ever banged a good looking non total slut on Tinder. Answer is no.

There are tons of wife material on tinder. You just gunna have to have some money to make an impression. FYI. I mean every one I know has success. If you aren't fat, weird, have a job or money, willing to play along like your not in it for the hookup, then you are golden with the hot bitches.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2016-02-09, 23:47

I often got too drunk/black out in college and blew a lot of chances with girls. I regret it sometimes, but sometimes I don't. At the same time, it didn't always hurt me. 30+ tinder matches in one day! 502811600

30+ tinder matches in one day! 502811600

by **Blanch32** 2016-02-10, 07:35

DWags wrote:
SpartanDawgs265 wrote:

U get matched up, it opens a text dialog on the app. Within minutes you can easily get her number and you can be on FaceTime with her or on ur way to fuck her. Its glorious.

Are they hookers?

A very few are. That's back page your thinking of

by **Blanch32** 2016-02-10, 07:35

Giant Moose wrote:blanch, let us know how the tacos are down there in Mexico.

Glorious so far

by **Blanch32** 2016-02-10, 07:39

The_Dude wrote:
gHost Spartan wrote:

My nickname back in the day was "The Ringer" because I never got hammered at the bar on a hook up night and I was perfectly positioned late night to bang. Dudes would be passed out and chicks hammered chicks were easy to bang - all you needed was some game and to be sober enough to sweet talk some random chick into sex. Fucking easy as shit. Could never figure out why other dudes preferred to get obliterated and puke in the cab while I was fingering some chick in the cab on the way back to either her or my place. Put some music on and start hooking up. Look, I'm readily acknowledge that Tinder makes dudes lazy and really half the fun is getting a chick to bang, but still, the possibilities are fucking endless. If I'm ever single again that's the first thing I'll do is sign up for that mofo.

Its not like you think...online dating for most men doesn't work and neither does hooking up with good looking girls on Tinder. The good looking gals who aren't meth sluts don't really use Tinder to hook up. They create profiles for self esteem reasons.

Ask Blanch if he's ever banged a good looking non total slut on Tinder. Answer is no.

Not completely true. Banged a model going to med school then doctor off tinder. Easily a 9. As for the slut thing, in my opinion, that's ONLY who should be on tinder. Enough with the pics of you and your kid

by **Giant Moose** 2016-02-10, 07:45

Blanch32 wrote:
Giant Moose wrote:blanch, let us know how the tacos are down there in Mexico.

Glorious so far

Did you put some sour cream on those tacos?

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2016-02-10, 08:08

More pussification of America. Kids get everything handed to them these days.

by **Blanch32** 2016-02-10, 08:21

Tim Wakefield wrote:
gHost Spartan wrote:

My nickname back in the day was "The Ringer" because I never got hammered at the bar on a hook up night and I was perfectly positioned late night to bang. Dudes would be passed out and chicks hammered chicks were easy to bang - all you needed was some game and to be sober enough to sweet talk some random chick into sex. Fucking easy as shit. Could never figure out why other dudes preferred to get obliterated and puke in the cab while I was fingering some chick in the cab on the way back to either her or my place. Put some music on and start hooking up. Look, I'm readily acknowledge that Tinder makes dudes lazy and really half the fun is getting a chick to bang, but still, the possibilities are fucking endless. If I'm ever single again that's the first thing I'll do is sign up for that mofo.

I think they call that rape nowadays. Seriously

Agreed. Should have been "the creeper" instead

by **Blanch32** 2016-02-10, 08:23

SpartanDawgs265 wrote:
DWags wrote:

Are they hookers?

Fuck no. I get matched with so many hot bitches when I'm in EL. Keep your daughter off the app.

You don't want to bang an msu dance team starter?

by **Blanch32** 2016-02-10, 08:25

Snake Plissken wrote:
gHost Spartan wrote: You just confessed to being ugly and awkward. Tinder is one of the greatest things to happen to random hook-ups. It's extremely efficient and it's an art form all its own. I dream about how awesome my banging experience would have been back in the day with such an app - I could have easily quadrupled my chick bang count in less than six months. Kids nowadays have it made.
People our age had to actually work for it in the 80's and 90's.

How so? Chicks generally stopped getting blackout drunk in mid 2000. Plus it was cool to rape chicks back then. Use an ounce of the mystery method and you'd be crushingredients until late 2000.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2016-02-10, 08:27

Blanch32 wrote:
Snake Plissken wrote:People our age had to actually work for it in the 80's and 90's.

How so? Chicks generally stopped getting blackout drunk in mid 2000. Plus it was cool to rape chicks back then. Use an ounce of the mystery method and you'd be crushingredients until late 2000.

Don't ever change Blanch. 30+ tinder matches in one day! 502811600

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