Best Tinder pick-up line?

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2014-04-26, 22:34

What ya got? Gotta go with something witty from their bio.

by **Death Roe** 2014-04-26, 23:02

Hello. How are you doing tonight?

by Ned Stark 2014-04-26, 23:07

"Hey baby, you ever been with a Geronte?"

by **Cameron** 2014-04-26, 23:11

What the **** is Tinder? I'm 25, is that old now? Is 25 the new 40?

God damn it...

by **pulling69** 2014-04-26, 23:14

Cameron wrote:What the **** is Tinder? I'm 25, is that old now? Is 25 the new 40?

God damn it...

Grinder sounds like the app you need.

by **Cameron** 2014-04-26, 23:19

pulling69 wrote:

Grinder sounds like the app you need.

What the **** is Grinder?

God damn it...

by **tGreenWay** 2014-04-27, 14:43

Cameron wrote:What the **** is Tinder? I'm 25, is that old now? Is 25 the new 40?

God damn it...

Turrible pickup line.

by LoneWolfSparty 2014-04-27, 15:08

How you doin?

by Bill Cain 2014-04-27, 15:09

Are you an Archaeologist?

Because I have a large bone that needs to be examined.

by **Heat Miser** 2014-04-27, 15:11

by **AMwood** 2014-04-27, 16:26

that shirt is becoming on you. but then again, if i was draped over your chest like that i'd be coming on you too.

by **goodbar** 2014-04-27, 16:47

Are you a great big fat person?

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by **Blanch32** 2014-04-27, 17:27

I was I was your derivative so that I could lay tangent to your curves

by **AMwood** 2014-04-27, 17:34

well, you could use the line that got me a beer poured over my head at mac's bar when i was a junior.

hey, why don't you to fat bitches come on over and sit with me and my buddy?

about 5 minutes later, on their way out, they pour an entire pitcher on my head. good times.

by **The Pantry** 2014-04-27, 17:38

AMwood wrote:well, you could use the line that got me a beer poured over my head at mac's bar when i was a junior.

hey, why don't you to fat bitches come on over and sit with me and my buddy?

about 5 minutes later, on their way out, they pour an entire pitcher on my head. good times.

Was that supposed to be "two" or "too"?

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by tanfan! 2014-04-27, 18:03

Mack's bar. I can't tell you how many one nighters I had from there, none of which was worth seeing a second time. Good times.

by **Floyd Robertson** 2014-04-27, 18:06

AMwood wrote:well, you could use the line that got me a beer poured over my head at mac's bar when i was a junior.

hey, why don't you to fat bitches come on over and sit with me and my buddy?

about 5 minutes later, on their way out, they pour an entire pitcher on my head. good times.

Was that five minutes after the pickup line or five minutes after they sat down?

by **AMwood** 2014-04-27, 18:09

Floyd Robertson wrote:

Was that five minutes after the pickup line or five minutes after they sat down?

when i asked they said "**** you"

so i went and sat with my buddy. they ordered a pitcher and walked up behind me and splash!

by **Floyd Robertson** 2014-04-27, 18:13

AMwood wrote:

when i asked they said "**** you"

so i went and sat with my buddy. they ordered a pitcher and walked up behind me and splash!

Oh, that's too bad. Sounded like maybe you were making some progress with them.

by **DWags** 2014-04-27, 18:13

AMwood wrote:

when i asked they said "**** you"

so i went and sat with my buddy. they ordered a pitcher and walked up behind me and splash!

I'd have a hard time getting a blow job from anyone who was so disrespectful to a pitcher of beer.

by **The Pantry** 2014-04-27, 18:16

Tanfan! wrote:Mack's bar. I can't tell you how many one nighters I had from there, none of which was worth seeing a second time. Good times.

Mac's was quite the shithole. If I knew I was going there I'd wear boots because the floor was often covered in beer and broken glass by the end of the night. Is it still there?

There was another place called Wayside that was in that area...forget exactly where.

by **AMwood** 2014-04-27, 18:19

The Pantry wrote:
Mac's was quite the shithole. If I knew I was going there I'd wear boots because the floor was often covered in beer and broken glass by the end of the night. Is it still there?

There was another place called Wayside that was in that area...forget exactly where.

are you talking about the silver dollar?

by **goodbar** 2014-04-27, 18:23

AMwood wrote:

when i asked they said "**** you"

so i went and sat with my buddy. they ordered a pitcher and walked up behind me and splash!

Dude. That was fat girl for, "let's lose this crowd." You totally messed that up.

by **AMwood** 2014-04-27, 18:26

goodbar wrote:

Dude. That was fat girl for, "let's lose this crowd." You totally messed that up.

wouldn't have mattered. was so drunk i couldn't have done anything about it. i hit a bunch of those barricades with the blinking lights on the way home and threw up at the foot of my bed sometime during the night.

by **The Pantry** 2014-04-27, 18:55

AMwood wrote:

are you talking about the silver dollar?

No. Went there too. That was on the north side of Michigan.

Wayside was south of Michigan on a north-south street. Opened in 80 or 81

by **NigelUno** 2014-04-27, 19:10

Tanfan! wrote:Mack's bar. I can't tell you how many one nighters I had from there, none of which was worth seeing a second time. Good times.

How many?

by **NigelUno** 2014-04-27, 19:12

The Pantry wrote:
No. Went there too. That was on the north side of Michigan.

Wayside was south of Michigan on a north-south street. Opened in 80 or 81

Wayside was on Clippert. Not really near Mac's.

by **The Pantry** 2014-04-27, 19:21

NigelUno wrote:

Wayside was on Clippert. Not really near Mac's.

Got curious and pulled up a map. I think it was where the Whisky Barrel is now. Looks like less than a half mile from Mac's

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by **NigelUno** 2014-04-27, 19:35

The Pantry wrote:
Got curious and pulled up a map. I think it was where the Whisky Barrel is now. Looks like less than a half mile from Mac's

I thought you meant near in barhop parlance.

by That's Good D! 2014-04-27, 19:36

Hey babe, do you like to draw?

Good, because I put the D in raw

by **The Pantry** 2014-04-27, 19:46

NigelUno wrote:

I thought you meant near in barhop parlance.

Back in the day I could stumble for miles

by Cool Runnings 2014-04-28, 10:46

I hate your dad too

by **NigelUno** 2014-04-28, 10:48

The Pantry wrote:
Back in the day I could stumble for miles

Throw the Dollar in there, and you hit the stumble trifecta.

by AvgMSUJoe 2014-04-28, 11:07

Cool Runnings wrote:I hate your dad too

Yikes. That would probably work in an evil way.

by Cosmo_Kramer 2014-04-28, 11:10

"please, suck my dick"

by Punisher98 2014-04-28, 11:17

Tinder came out about two months after I had started dating my current girlfriend lol.

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by JEK 2014-04-28, 11:22

So Tinder is obviously a "bang app" from the guy's perspective, but are there seriously hot chicks on there looking for NSA hook ups and nothing more? I find that hard to believe.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2014-04-28, 11:54

Cool Runnings wrote:I hate your dad too

by **Blanch32** 2014-04-28, 11:56

JEK wrote:So Tinder is obviously a "bang app" from the guy's perspective, but are there seriously hot chicks on there looking for NSA hook ups and nothing more? I find that hard to believe.

Not in the Mi. At least not the hot part

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2014-04-28, 12:01

blanch32 wrote:

Not in the Mi. At least not the hot part

East Lansing would like a word with you, but I assume you know that. Also Grand Rapids has some talent. But there is some fine tail on tinder, whether they are willing to hook up/meet up depends on the girl. I've gotten numbers but never really tried hard enough to meet up with them. My roommates have actually went through with it and had some luck. #Daddyproblems

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