How fast do you go through a bottle of whiskey or bourbon?

Trying to determine if I'm an alcoholic.

Also, do you drink at lunch and go back to work?

A fifth or a handle? I think I can finish a fifth over a weekend and a handle over a couple of weeks. I go and drink all my neighbors liquor though.

InTenSity wrote:A fifth or a handle? I think I can finish a fifth over a weekend and a handle over a couple of weeks. I go and drink all my neighbors liquor though.

So you don't drink during the week?

I'm averaging about a fifth a week.

Rocinante wrote:Also, do you drink at lunch and go back to work?

I wish.

Rocinante wrote:

InTenSity wrote:A fifth or a handle? I think I can finish a fifth over a weekend and a handle over a couple of weeks. I go and drink all my neighbors liquor though.

So you don't drink during the week?

Some. I try not to have to too much though. Depends on if I went golfing or I'm with suppliers.

Rocinante wrote:Trying to determine if I'm an alcoholic.

When I was drinking? About 15 minutes. Now? 2-3 years.

Robert J Sakimano wrote:hard to say...

there are times a bottle of whiskey and/bourbon might last for 6 months.. and others where it'll be gone in 5-6 days. Depends on numerous factors such as the time of year (I find I drink more over the holidays.. ya know, to celebrate the birth of Santa Claus), etc.

of course, the liquor cabinet is stocked fairly extensively, thereby lengthening the shelf life of any random bottle exponentially.

Piggybacking off of what Bob said, my average is a lot shorter now since I picked up a lot of good stuff lately. Before that, I had a bottle of Makers that sat for a few months.

Depends how pissed off I am.

Usually takes a couple months, but that's because I drink something different almost every night.

I drink at lunch, but only because it is my job and I'm encouraged to do so.

W/R/T bourbon/whiskey/scotch shelf life in the Mavens Household.... That shit is on a short leash. If a garden variety fifth of this shit lasts longer than two weeks in my house it is doing something right. Currently, I have on my shelf the all time leader in terms of not being depleted within a fortnight.... it is an 18 year old bottle of Glenlivet that I bought the night Bama put their dick in our ass most recently, but even that bottle is getting a little long in the toof. I'm prolly going to finish it off before the end of Feb.

So, to answer your question, you can't hold my jock, but you are still an alkey.

Years. But I can drink a case of Miller Lite any given weekend.

y2kMgrad wrote:Years. But I can drink a case of Miller Lite any given weekend.

It takes you two and a half days to get through a case of Lite? LMFAO

tTy wrote:

y2kMgrad wrote:Years. But I can drink a case of Miller Lite any given weekend.

It takes you two and a half days to get through a case of Lite? LMFAO

Yeah. I don't usually drink on Sundays though.

Robert J Sakimano wrote:hard to say...

there are times a bottle of whiskey and/bourbon might last for 6 months.. and others where it'll be gone in 5-6 days. Depends on numerous factors such as the time of year (I find I drink more over the holidays.. ya know, to celebrate the birth of Santa Claus), etc.

of course, the liquor cabinet is stocked fairly extensively, thereby lengthening the shelf life of any random bottle exponentially.

You're a fine American.

y2kMgrad wrote:

tTy wrote:


It takes you two and a half days to get through a case of Lite? LMFAO

Yeah. I don't usually drink on Sundays though.

Can someone ban this queer, please?

tTy wrote:

y2kMgrad wrote:

Yeah. I don't usually drink on Sundays though.

Can someone ban this queer, please?

Not all of us drink on days that end in y

The_Dude wrote:

tTy wrote:

Can someone ban this queer, please?

Not all of us drink on days that end in y

You sound like a closet blue. Blue boy.

I drink way more often than I should during the week but I don't really get drunk super often. I usually get a slight buzz and go to bed. I won't drink past midnight or drink more than what I know to be my buzzed/drunk threshold on a typical weeknight because I have parental responsibilities and shit in the AM. I do not want to get stopped at the door of daycare because I smell like rum fumes or pulled over for running a stop sign in the neighborhood with my kids in the back and find out I'm somehow .04 from tying one on the night before.

Depends on whether I'm binging or not.

tTy wrote:

y2kMgrad wrote:

Yeah. I don't usually drink on Sundays though.

Can someone ban this queer, please?

Do people get banned here? Are there mods? If I start drinking on Sundays can I stay?

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:I drink way more often than I should during the week but I don't really get drunk super often. I usually get a slight buzz and go to bed. I won't drink past midnight or drink more than what I know to be my buzzed/drunk threshold on a typical weeknight.

You have too many rules. I couldn't keep track of them. Especially when I drink.

Robert J Sakimano wrote:hard to say...

there are times a bottle of whiskey and/bourbon might last for 6 months.. and others where it'll be gone in 5-6 days. Depends on numerous factors such as the time of year (I find I drink more over the holidays.. ya know, to celebrate the birth of Santa Claus), etc.

of course, the liquor cabinet is stocked fairly extensively, thereby lengthening the shelf life of any random bottle exponentially.

I stay up late on Christmas Eve and have a drink with Santa.

Rocinante wrote:Trying to determine if I'm an alcoholic.

Do you go to meetings? If so...you're an alcoholic. If not...you're good.

Oh yeah, I go to them sloshed.

I run a lot of Go To Meetings.

I'm drunk right now and sitting at work.