Who would you pick to sit at your wedding table

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2016-02-17, 22:16

I would elope.

by **NigelUno** 2016-02-17, 22:17

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:I would elope.

Probably with the SCUM fan.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2016-02-17, 22:18

NigelUno wrote:
WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:I would elope.

Probably with the SCUM fan.

Who would you pick to sit at your wedding table 502811600

by **Ass Dan** 2016-02-17, 22:21

Are craft beer people really that bad?

I drink what I like, enjoy going to breweries and trying new beers. People who don't seem to get very uptight about it and I don't understand it.

by Herbie Green 2016-02-17, 22:25

Lets say Craft Beer Guy reluctantly has to order a Labatts but has to have his wife finish it because it is so horrible and then goes on to tell you about the history of beer and the inferior ingredients of mass produced beer. His brother-in law opened up a brewery and has an amazing chocolate stout and can hook you up with a growler.

Fantasy Football Guy plays in a "Keeper League". He would have won the championship if he started Russell Wilson instead of Matthew Stafford.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2016-02-17, 22:29

Ass Dan wrote:Are craft beer people really that bad?

I drink what I like, enjoy going to breweries and trying new beers. People who don't seem to get very uptight about it and I don't understand it.

Craft beer guy means they are all up in your shit about craft beer constantly Ass Dan. Not that they drink it necessarily.

Also I don't really care. I'll just zone out when any of those people are talking and check out bridesmaids or whatever.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2016-02-17, 22:31

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
Ass Dan wrote:Are craft beer people really that bad?

I drink what I like, enjoy going to breweries and trying new beers. People who don't seem to get very uptight about it and I don't understand it.

Craft beer guy means they are all up in your shit about craft beer constantly Ass Dan. Not that they drink it necessarily.

Also I don't really care. I'll just zone out when any of those people are talking and check out bridesmaids or whatever.

That's not an option travis.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2016-02-17, 22:32

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

Craft beer guy means they are all up in your shit about craft beer constantly Ass Dan. Not that they drink it necessarily.

Also I don't really care. I'll just zone out when any of those people are talking and check out bridesmaids or whatever.

That's not the point of the poll travis.

I didn't vote in the poll otpt. Stop trying to be the boss of my posts.

by Triple Sparty 2016-02-17, 22:50

Ass Dan wrote:Are craft beer people really that bad?

I drink what I like, enjoy going to breweries and trying new beers. People who don't seem to get very uptight about it and I don't understand it.

No offense, but this is very typical Craft Beer Guy response. And that's why I'm switching tables.

by **Turtleneck** 2016-02-17, 22:53

NigelUno wrote:
WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:I would elope.

Probably with the SCUM fan.

Why would The Dude be invited to this wedding?

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
Ass Dan wrote:Are craft beer people really that bad?

I drink what I like, enjoy going to breweries and trying new beers. People who don't seem to get very uptight about it and I don't understand it.

Craft beer guy means they are all up in your shit about craft beer constantly Ass Dan. Not that they drink it necessarily.

Also I don't really care. I'll just zone out when any of those people are talking and check out bridesmaids or whatever.

The bridesmaids don't want you, Travis.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2016-02-17, 23:01

Turtleneck wrote:
NigelUno wrote:

Probably with the SCUM fan.

Why would The Dude be invited to this wedding?
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

Craft beer guy means they are all up in your shit about craft beer constantly Ass Dan. Not that they drink it necessarily.

Also I don't really care. I'll just zone out when any of those people are talking and check out bridesmaids or whatever.

The bridesmaids don't want you, Travis.

We'll just see about that won't we turtleneck.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2016-02-17, 23:03

Triple Sparty wrote:
Ass Dan wrote:Are craft beer people really that bad?

I drink what I like, enjoy going to breweries and trying new beers. People who don't seem to get very uptight about it and I don't understand it.
No offense, but this is very typical Craft Beer Guy response. And that's why I'm switching tables.

I think I'm with ass dan on this one.

by **Ass Dan** 2016-02-17, 23:12

Triple Sparty wrote:
Ass Dan wrote:Are craft beer people really that bad?

I drink what I like, enjoy going to breweries and trying new beers. People who don't seem to get very uptight about it and I don't understand it.
No offense, but this is very typical Craft Beer Guy response. And that's why I'm switching tables.

Good, take your cargo shorts and gtfo

by **DWags** 2016-02-17, 23:14

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
Ass Dan wrote:Are craft beer people really that bad?

I drink what I like, enjoy going to breweries and trying new beers. People who don't seem to get very uptight about it and I don't understand it.

Craft beer guy means they are all up in your shit about craft beer constantly Ass Dan. Not that they drink it necessarily.

Also I don't really care. I'll just zone out when any of those people are talking and check out bridesmaids or whatever.

I love craft beer. As long as it's Bud in a can.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2016-02-17, 23:24

You can be craft beer guy.

You can be music snob guy.

You can be fantasy football guy.

You can be bbq snob guy.

You can be movie critic guy.

Just shut the fuck up about it until someone engages you. No one wants to hear your fucking drivel and your uninvited drivel is actually what makes you "that guy".

by **DWags** 2016-02-17, 23:27

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:You can be craft beer guy.

You can be music snob guy.

You can be fantasy football guy.

You can be bbq snob guy.

You can be movie critic guy.

Just shut the fuck up about it until someone engages you. No one wants to hear your fucking drivel and your uninvited drivel is actually what makes you "that guy".

What about Major League Baseball stat guy?

by **DWags** 2016-02-17, 23:28

What about guy that always gets a better deal than you at a store or on a vacation guy?

by **DWags** 2016-02-17, 23:29

How about name dropper guy?

by **DWags** 2016-02-17, 23:29

What about social justice guy?

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2016-02-17, 23:30

the one upper guy is a personal fave. Aka the story topper.

by **Turtleneck** 2016-02-17, 23:32

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:You can be craft beer guy.

You can be music snob guy.

You can be fantasy football guy.

You can be bbq snob guy.

You can be movie critic guy.

Just shut the fuck up about it until someone engages you. No one wants to hear your fucking drivel and your uninvited drivel is actually what makes you "that guy".

So you're the I hate everything guy?

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2016-02-17, 23:33

travis reminds me of all these guys.

by **Turtleneck** 2016-02-17, 23:34

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:travis reminds me of all these guys.

He is a huge know-it-all.

by **DWags** 2016-02-17, 23:36

The won't shut the fuck up guy drives me nuts.

I hadn't smoked in maybe a year and a half and maybe I did at a friends party this fall. Got real paranoid and the won't shut the fuck up guy asked me about every god damn football game MSU played to that point. I almost killed myself.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2016-02-17, 23:46

Turtleneck wrote:
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:travis reminds me of all these guys.

He is a huge know-it-all.

It's not my fault that I'm smarter, stronger and just generally better than you.

by **Turtleneck** 2016-02-17, 23:52

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:

He is a huge know-it-all.

It's not my fault that I'm smarter, stronger and just generally better than you.

Well now we know who Travis is...

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2016-02-17, 23:57

Turtleneck wrote:
WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:You can be craft beer guy.

You can be music snob guy.

You can be fantasy football guy.

You can be bbq snob guy.

You can be movie critic guy.

Just shut the fuck up about it until someone engages you. No one wants to hear your fucking drivel and your uninvited drivel is actually what makes you "that guy".

So you're the I hate everything guy?

Not even close. I can talk to anyone about anything. I just don't offer snobby expertise on subjects unless it's obvious the other person wants me to. I'm socially responsible/aware guy.

by **Turtleneck** 2016-02-17, 23:58

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:

So you're the I hate everything guy?

Not even close. I can talk to anyone about anything. I just don't offer snobby expertise on subjects unless it's obvious the other person wants me to. I'm socially responsible/aware guy.

You're the angry leave me alone or I will stab you with my salad fork guy.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2016-02-18, 00:01

Turtleneck wrote:
WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:

Not even close. I can talk to anyone about anything. I just don't offer snobby expertise on subjects unless it's obvious the other person wants me to. I'm socially responsible/aware guy.

You're the angry leave me alone or I will stab you with my salad fork guy.

Shut the fuck up before I stab you Turtleneck.

by **tTy** 2016-02-18, 00:14

Guys, WBH is the nicest tater by a very large margin. We should prolly actually kick his ass out of tClique for being so fucking nice. He is prolly the nicest tSwiller too. Definite 1 seed if not THE top 1 seed. I would be in the play-in game in this bracket and lose in a blue streak of curse words that would curdle milk at 150 yards, but only if I wasn't relegated to tSwill NIT bracket....

That said, his wife is 100 times nicer than he is, and her dad is "beyond help, to the point of fucking annoying, nice".... You guys wouldn't believe some of the shit he's told the taters about his extended family member.

Sorry, didn't mean to hijack this thread. I would opt to sit with all of the above and do my best to destroy all of their evenings simultaneously.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2016-02-18, 00:48

Fuck you Ty. I will stab you.

by **Nordic** 2016-02-18, 00:49

Turtleneck wrote:
WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:

Not even close. I can talk to anyone about anything. I just don't offer snobby expertise on subjects unless it's obvious the other person wants me to. I'm socially responsible/aware guy.

You're the angry leave me alone or I will stab you with my salad fork guy.

That would be me... just point me toward the bar and leave me alone

by **tTy** 2016-02-18, 00:58

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Fuck you Ty. I will stab you.

LMFAO, with WHAT!?!?!?!!? A fork with 2.5 ounces of perfectly smoked medium rare to rare prime rib with au juizzzzz dripping off it like a beef queef waterfall, right in my mouf???? I'm soooo scaaaarrreeddd!!!!!

by **DWags** 2016-02-18, 07:17

Nordic wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:

You're the angry leave me alone or I will stab you with my salad fork guy.

That would be me... just point me toward the bar and leave me alone

I'd have your drink waiting for you. Just nod and shut the fuck up when you bellied up.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2016-02-18, 07:24

wedding's aren't my scene.. other than mine 21+ years ago, I think I've been to exactly two since then.

so I probably wouldn't have to worry about who I was assigned to sit near.

by **duffy munn** 2016-02-18, 08:51

Robert J Sakimano wrote:wedding's aren't my scene.. other than mine 21+ years ago, I think I've been to exactly two since then.

so I probably wouldn't have to worry about who I was assigned to sit near.

Only two weddings in 20 years ? Do you have any friends or relatives ?

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2016-02-18, 08:55

Where's the, "These are my wife's friends and I just want to get the fuck out of here" option?

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2016-02-18, 08:56

duffy munn wrote:
Robert J Sakimano wrote:wedding's aren't my scene.. other than mine 21+ years ago, I think I've been to exactly two since then.

so I probably wouldn't have to worry about who I was assigned to sit near.

Only two weddings in 20 years ? Do you have any friends or relatives ?

yeah, but I tend to not go to family events. If you knew my family, you'd understand why.

The two that I have attended, I was actually part of the wedding party (if you can imagine that) - somehow, both couples are still married. To each other.

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