Post your message board resume

by **Giant Moose** Tue Mar 01, 2016 9:28 am

What makes you a great message board poster? Post your message board accomplishments here, so duffy can judge if you are worthy of having an opinion.

by **Robert J Sakimano** Tue Mar 01, 2016 9:41 am

Robert J Sakimano

- free speech advocate
- multiple bannings from tRCMB for daring to have an opinion different from the cool kids
- emotionally stable, cognitively developed, and intellectually mature enough not to go out in public wearing a Cloak of Insecurity
- supporter of all views, opinions, points of view, estimations and overall dispositions
- not terribly interested in sports and even less interested in MSU sports

* edited for content.

by **Giant Moose** Tue Mar 01, 2016 9:46 am

Giant Moose

- watched the nation's best 7 Final Fours in the last 17 years
- discovered a secret Michigan State logo
- the only poster in tSwill history to lose and regain his Geronte badge
- can type 80+ wpm

by Guest Tue Mar 01, 2016 9:46 am

I see you posted yours:

Giant Moose wrote:

by **Giant Moose** Tue Mar 01, 2016 9:47 am

LooseGoose wrote:I see you posted yours:

Giant Moose wrote:

That would have been funny if mine wasn't directly posted above your post. Good try, though. Post your message board resume 502811600

by **Death Roe** Tue Mar 01, 2016 9:47 am

Death Roe

- doesn't take messageboards as seriously as the two losers above
- doesn't brag about discovering a random logo
- can type 110+ wpm

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** Tue Mar 01, 2016 9:51 am

See the hat? Yeah, I don't have to show no fucking resume.

by **Giant Moose** Tue Mar 01, 2016 9:51 am

Oh, forgot to mention that I watched Orlando Woolridge on TV a lot in the early '90s.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** Tue Mar 01, 2016 9:55 am

Watch Out Pylon:

Kicking Travis' ass so the rest of the board doesn't have to.
Board member of the Blue Investigative Committee.
Not a jackass.
I'm not dead yet... or am I?

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Tue Mar 01, 2016 9:58 am

Travis

- thinks jokes and schticks get old quick when they are beaten to death. Reinvention is necessary frequently
- proficient with Microsoft excel and word
- tried to make doogie my friend. It hasn't worked yet. Maybe soon
- :(

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Tue Mar 01, 2016 9:58 am

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:Watch Out Pylon:

Kicking Travis' ass so the rest of the board doesn't have to.
Board member of the Blue Investigative Committee.
Not a jackass.
I'm not dead yet... or am I?

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Travis

- thinks jokes and schticks get old quick when they are beaten to death. Reinvention is necessary frequently
- proficient with Microsoft excel and word
- tried to make doogie my friend. It hasn't worked yet. Maybe soon
- :(

Shit I hadn't even seen your post yet. That's why I'm better than you.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** Tue Mar 01, 2016 9:59 am

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Travis

- thinks jokes and schticks get old quick when they are beaten to death. Reinvention is necessary frequently
- proficient with Microsoft excel and word
- tried to make doogie my friend. It hasn't worked yet. Maybe soon
- :(

I'll be your friend Trav.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Tue Mar 01, 2016 10:00 am

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Travis

- thinks jokes and schticks get old quick when they are beaten to death. Reinvention is necessary frequently
- proficient with Microsoft excel and word
- tried to make doogie my friend. It hasn't worked yet. Maybe soon
- :(

I'll be your friend Trav.

I want to be friends with doogie. I don't think he likes me much.

by **duffy munn** Tue Mar 01, 2016 10:02 am

Giant Moose wrote:Oh, forgot to mention that I watched Orlando Woolridge on TV a lot in the early '90s.

He could dunk when he was 16.

by **Code_Warrior** Tue Mar 01, 2016 10:06 am

I'm a shitty poster and most people couldn't care less about anything i post. I'm bored of pseudo-intellectual political and social bullshit from hypocritical academic wannabes who believe that all people should fit into whatever idealized perfect human is required to make their bullshit ideology work. I keep coming here because that's what I do. Fuck off.

by **duffy munn** Tue Mar 01, 2016 10:34 am

Izzo mentioned one of my threads at his press conference announcing he was staying at MSU.

I don't pretend to know more about basketball or football than Izzo, Dantonio or even Dan Roushar.

I'm in charge of issuing or revoking any and all Spartan cards.

by **duffy munn** Tue Mar 01, 2016 10:35 am

Code_Warrior wrote:I'm a shitty poster and most people couldn't care less about anything i post. I'm bored of pseudo-intellectual political and social bullshit from hypocritical academic wannabes who believe that all people should fit into whatever idealized perfect human is required to make their bullshit ideology work. I keep coming here because that's what I do. Fuck off.

Post your message board resume 1966794946

I think we can lock this thread now.

by **I.B. Fine** Tue Mar 01, 2016 10:40 am

Code_Warrior wrote: Fuck off.

Need to be more concise.

by **Blanch32** Tue Mar 01, 2016 11:00 am

Giant Moose wrote:What makes you a great message board poster? Post your message board accomplishments here, so duffy can judge if you are worthy of having an opinion.

20 years of msu sports msg board posting.

Rcmb and Swill premium poster.

#2 all time in BTPs on rcmb.

Only poster blacklisted on double secret probation on rcmb and from their hall of shame.

Can we do the stats on btp posts here?

by **tGreenWay** Tue Mar 01, 2016 11:01 am

tGreenWay:

•Pull my finger

by **Blanch32** Tue Mar 01, 2016 11:02 am

duffy munn wrote:

I'm in charge of issuing or revoking any and all Spartan cards.

Nigel and dwags might fight you for this distinction

by **Blanch32** Tue Mar 01, 2016 11:03 am

Oh....and I've coined many misspelled words that are still commonly referenceD and used today. Hooked up with a few rcmb chicks as well if that counts for anything

by **Tim Wakefield** Tue Mar 01, 2016 11:23 am

Former MLB pitcher-turned 22 year old MSU student.

Swill pick'em champion. Where's my badge?

Above average sports bettor.

Brody caf supervisor.

Would have started Magic at PG

Along with Goose, one of the few swill republicans.

by **Floyd Robertson** Tue Mar 01, 2016 11:26 am

by **InTenSity** Tue Mar 01, 2016 11:27 am

I've been on MB's since dial up and going to BBS's.
Of all the boards I've been on, which is probably about 10-15, I've only ever been banned once.
I've watched a couple of MB's completely die out, interesting to see it go from a few hundred posters, to 20 or so, to 5 to dead.
After all this time, I still don't understand why people feel the need to troll. It doesn't make sense to me, and I have a hard time believing that they are critically thinking.

by **Cameron** Tue Mar 01, 2016 11:56 am

Mine:

-swill record for highest percentage of posts made while blackout drunk (presumed)
-first and only geronte ever banned (as far as I know)
-number one Steve hater

by **Blanch32** Tue Mar 01, 2016 11:57 am

Cameron wrote:Mine:

-swill record for highest percentage of posts made while blackout drunk (presumed)
-first and only geronte ever banned (as far as I know)
-number one Steve hater

That reminds me. I hate the first thread deletion with the period towel. Forgot about that one

by **Rocinante** Tue Mar 01, 2016 12:04 pm

Blanch, it's beneath your magnificence to trumpet your own accomplishments. We all know that you are a legend.

ghost on the other hand. Fuck that guy.

by Guest Tue Mar 01, 2016 12:15 pm

Do I really need to list all of them? Duffy can you copy them from your Microsoft word document?

Banned from tcock like 20 times (I don't think am anymore) and successfully infiltrated the heads of the green seat mafia leading to being the first banned poster at tswill

-SD265, -People Get Sick Of When People Win, It breeds jealousy and rage- #TrumpTrain

by **NigelUno** Tue Mar 01, 2016 1:02 pm

SpartanDawgs265 wrote:Do I really need to list all of them? Duffy can you copy them from your Microsoft word document?

Banned from tcock like 20 times (I don't think am anymore) and successfully infiltrated the heads of the green seat mafia leading to being the first banned poster at tswill

-SD265, -People Get Sick Of When People Win, It breeds jealousy and rage- #TrumpTrain

We can start your list/resume:

1. Had a dildo repeatedly stuck up your butt (and paid for it).

by **Blanch32** Tue Mar 01, 2016 2:08 pm

Rocinante wrote:Blanch, it's beneath your magnificence to trumpet your own accomplishments. We all know that you are a legend.

ghost on the other hand. Fuck that guy.

True. Saddly, some of the green seat mafia like to conveniently forget that fact. Elitist msg board snobs hating on anything that threatens their influence grip

by **duffy munn** Tue Mar 01, 2016 2:36 pm

Blanch32 wrote:
Giant Moose wrote:What makes you a great message board poster? Post your message board accomplishments here, so duffy can judge if you are worthy of having an opinion.

20 years of msu sports msg board posting.

Rcmb and Swill premium poster.

#2 all time in BTPs on rcmb.

Only poster blacklisted on double secret probation on rcmb and from their hall of shame.

Can we do the stats on btp posts here?

I've always laughed about you and your btb's.

People lining up to tell us about what they are having for lunch or otherwise ridiculing you really isn't anything to be proud of.

Of course, you're too god damn stupid to figure that out. You think it makes you premium.

by **Giant Moose** Tue Mar 01, 2016 2:37 pm

duffy, have you had a chance to review these resumes yet?

by **duffy munn** Tue Mar 01, 2016 2:43 pm

Giant Moose wrote:duffy, have you had a chance to review these resumes yet?

Just going on body of work.

And yours sucks.

by **pulling69** Tue Mar 01, 2016 2:58 pm

NigelUno wrote:
SpartanDawgs265 wrote:Do I really need to list all of them? Duffy can you copy them from your Microsoft word document?

Banned from tcock like 20 times (I don't think am anymore) and successfully infiltrated the heads of the green seat mafia leading to being the first banned poster at tswill

-SD265, -People Get Sick Of When People Win, It breeds jealousy and rage- #TrumpTrain

We can start your list/resume:

1. Had a dildo repeatedly stuck up your butt (and paid for it).
2. Has gotten jizz in his eye

Added number 2, he dropped that nugget last night.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** Tue Mar 01, 2016 3:09 pm

I'm really hoping I get the chairman position in the Ban Travis Forever subcommittee.

by **Cym Jim** Tue Mar 01, 2016 3:12 pm

I was Jimmy C on both occasions. Once played golf with Spartan Al.

by Guest Tue Mar 01, 2016 3:13 pm

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:I'm really hoping I get the chairman position in the Ban Travis Forever subcommittee.

2nded, if you bring donuts to the committee meetings.

by **tGreenWay** Tue Mar 01, 2016 3:21 pm

I forgot to add that I've had interactions with famous people on the twitters and igrammers. You want names? Fuck you. Someone here is smart enough to triangulate my identity. Not blanch or Spaulding, but someone.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** Tue Mar 01, 2016 3:23 pm

I'm OTPT and I hate doogie.

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