Re: Post your message board resume

by **tGreenWay** Tue 1 Mar 2016 - 15:29

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:I'm OTPT and I hate doogie.

+1

by **Blanch32** Tue 1 Mar 2016 - 21:55

pulling69 wrote:
NigelUno wrote:

We can start your list/resume:

1. Had a dildo repeatedly stuck up your butt (and paid for it).
2. Has gotten jizz in his eye
Added number 2, he dropped that nugget last night.

Who hasn't had #2? You ooze your loads, bro?

by **Blanch32** Tue 1 Mar 2016 - 21:56

duffy munn wrote:
Blanch32 wrote:

20 years of msu sports msg board posting.

Rcmb and Swill premium poster.

#2 all time in BTPs on rcmb.

Only poster blacklisted on double secret probation on rcmb and from their hall of shame.

Can we do the stats on btp posts here?

I've always laughed about you and your btb's.

People lining up to tell us about what they are having for lunch or otherwise ridiculing you really isn't anything to be proud of.

Of course, you're too god damn stupid to figure that out. You think it makes you premium.

Duffy, you are referencing the 247 rcmb. That iteration is why we all are here. Complete inability to have any interesting conversations period

by **Cameron** Tue 1 Mar 2016 - 21:58

Blanch32 wrote:
pulling69 wrote:
Added number 2, he dropped that nugget last night.

Who hasn't had #2? You ooze your loads, bro?

Never had jizz in my eyes. Learn to aim.

by **Blanch32** Tue 1 Mar 2016 - 22:08

Cameron wrote:
Blanch32 wrote:

Who hasn't had #2? You ooze your loads, bro?

Never had jizz in my eyes. Learn to aim.

How do you aim when your in your teens and the girl is giving you a handy? Or she's riding you without a condom and not on the pill, and you wait for the last final stroke?

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** Tue 1 Mar 2016 - 22:16

My message board resume is all faked. I'm the George O'Leary of mb posters.

by Guest Tue 1 Mar 2016 - 22:23

Cameron wrote:
Blanch32 wrote:

Who hasn't had #2? You ooze your loads, bro?

Never had jizz in my eyes. Learn to aim.

Aim? Pfft.....there's no aiming needed if you want to be fruitful.

by **Cameron** Tue 1 Mar 2016 - 22:43

Blanch32 wrote:
Cameron wrote:

Never had jizz in my eyes. Learn to aim.

How do you aim when your in your teens and the girl is giving you a handy? Or she's riding you without a condom and not on the pill, and you wait for the last final stroke?

1: Tell her to aim it.
2: At least close your damn eyes and turn your head.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** Tue 1 Mar 2016 - 23:28

Post your message board resume - Page 2 502811600

That made me laugh. That's a solid resume gHost. I can verify just about all of those.

by **Blanch32** Tue 1 Mar 2016 - 23:32

gHost Spartan wrote:-Attracted the haters after the Cal game at MSU by starting one of my first lightning rod threads: "Charles Rogers is a punk"
-Unsuccessfully battled the Taters but defeated msujdog
-First RCMB poster to post while simultaneously driving a vehicle
-Had eBay auction selling my MSU jinx on many local Michigan news broadcasts
-Participated with RCMB poster monkey and Spartan Al transporting a Detroit News reporter from Michigan to the Final Four in St. Louis in 2005
-Had an entire movement named after "gHostification"
-Countless BTPs across multiple MSU-related message boards
-Banned countless times

Weren't you also the first to post your pic? You were definitely ahead of the curve back then. Too bad you didn't monetize it

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** Tue 1 Mar 2016 - 23:41

I thought that was ChiTownGirl. Who was probably a bot.

by **DWags** Tue 1 Mar 2016 - 23:48

Went to team fur as Stateist. Nobody ever caught on.
Helped Patty Hurst light a bong in Richmond once ( internet wasn't around. The fuck would you do with that info?)
Pretty much that's it.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** Wed 2 Mar 2016 - 0:02

lemon party. Google it. Or don't.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** Wed 2 Mar 2016 - 2:38

Been here since I was like fucking 12, 13 or something. That's kinda weird.

Fuck. That's weird. Post your message board resume - Page 2 502811600

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** Wed 2 Mar 2016 - 2:38

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Been here since I was like fucking 12, 13 or something. That's kinda weird.

Fuck. That's weird.

Not here, but you know. Since v bulletin.

by **Giant Moose** Wed 2 Mar 2016 - 7:13

duffy, please review the new resumes when you have a chance. We need to know who can have opinions going forward.

by **DWags** Wed 2 Mar 2016 - 7:25

Giant Moose wrote:duffy, please review the new resumes when you have a chance. We need to know who can have opinions going forward.

Don't you just want to have an opinion without anyone disagreeing with it and proving it wrong? Isn't that what this is about?

by **NigelUno** Wed 2 Mar 2016 - 7:26

gHost Spartan wrote:
WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:I thought that was ChiTownGirl. Who was probably a bot.

Nope. I started posting pics around 2002-03-ish. The "Let's all post pics of ourselves" thread was a few years later.

So you could figure out how to post pics in 2002, but you can't figure out how to do it here?

by **Giant Moose** Wed 2 Mar 2016 - 7:33

DWags wrote:
Giant Moose wrote:duffy, please review the new resumes when you have a chance. We need to know who can have opinions going forward.

Don't you just want to have an opinion without anyone disagreeing with it and proving it wrong? Isn't that what this is about?

I would love to see someone prove me wrong about Izzo often losing to Duke and UNC, but it can't be done.

by **duffy munn** Wed 2 Mar 2016 - 8:10

Giant Moose wrote:
DWags wrote:

Don't you just want to have an opinion without anyone disagreeing with it and proving it wrong? Isn't that what this is about?
I would love to see someone prove me wrong about Izzo often losing to Duke and UNC, but it can't be done.

Yep. Izzo has not done well against Duke and UNC. I think we all know that.

Congrats, you win.

Now, what's the point of bringing it up constantly ? You seem to get off on it and enjoy rubbing those losses in to fellow Spartans faces. Hell, if it happens again this year, seems you could get hit by a truck the next day and die a happy man. Afterall, you would be proven right.

by **NigelUno** Wed 2 Mar 2016 - 8:36

duffy munn wrote:
Giant Moose wrote:
I would love to see someone prove me wrong about Izzo often losing to Duke and UNC, but it can't be done.

Yep. Izzo has not done well against Duke and UNC. I think we all know that.

Congrats, you win.

Now, what's the point of bringing it up constantly ? You seem to get off on it and enjoy rubbing those losses in to fellow Spartans faces. Hell, if it happens again this year, seems you could get hit by a truck the next day and die a happy man. Afterall, you would be proven right.

I think Moose struggles with certain concepts...like what constitutes an "opinion". Generally, when he offers one up, and (then) gets a few questions...he kind of retreats/deflects to his standard troll responses. It's a mechanism for dealing with his shortcomings.

by Guest Wed 2 Mar 2016 - 8:38

gHost Spartan wrote:There's a ton of other stuff but I can't remember. I think my favorite thread ever was the "Are there any risks with piloting my 19' boat across Lake Michigan?"

That may be your best amidst a checkered career that has careened from funny to annoying.

by **NigelUno** Wed 2 Mar 2016 - 8:49

gHost Spartan wrote:
NigelUno wrote:

So you could figure out how to post pics in 2002, but you can't figure out how to do it here?

I'll make an exception to my rule prohibiting contact with you: 1) I don't post on mobile because I'm busy at work during the day; and 2) I've tried countless time to post pics from my MacBook and it doesn't work, no clue why.

Have your kid figure it out.

by **InTenSity** Wed 2 Mar 2016 - 8:55

I left out that I know how to post images here. Easiest fucking thing in the world to do.

by **NigelUno** Wed 2 Mar 2016 - 9:29

gHost Spartan wrote:

It doesn't work on my computer. Maybe I'll go back to the old days of emailing them to Photobucket then post ing a link. I've tried countless times.

Figure it out. We like your pictures.

And most importantly, blanch also claims he can't figure it out. Surely you don't want to be lumped in with that idiot (especially since you seem to be chastising him for not being able to figure it out).

by **Blanch32** Wed 2 Mar 2016 - 10:49

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Been here since I was like fucking 12, 13 or something. That's kinda weird.

Fuck. That's weird.

Wait so I've been picking on children? ??

Not sure if I'm cool with thst. We need some kind of age vertificstion

by **InTenSity** Wed 2 Mar 2016 - 10:51

Blanch32 wrote:
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Been here since I was like fucking 12, 13 or something. That's kinda weird.

Fuck. That's weird.

Wait so I've been picking on children? ??

Not sure if I'm cool with thst. We need some kind of age vertificstion

JFC you're clueless.

by **Vlad** Wed 2 Mar 2016 - 11:02

20+ years on the RCMB and Swill.
One time RCMB mod.
Banned 3 times there.
Ran off countless optimists, just for blowing sunshine.
Made RCMB Hall of Fame poster.
Co-organizer of Sun Bowl charity ticket give-away under Saban regime.
Calls Bobby Sak a friend.
Tailgated with Ty Ty the Tailgating Guy, T. Barnes, Mrs. B,, GuyTerrill, Don Gould, Dave from Ft. Wayne, Pinconing, Tui...and managed to never get punched by any of 'em.
Always in the minds of MSU nancies while they're trying to enjoy MSU's success.
Often imitated, never duplicated.

by **tGreenWay** Wed 2 Mar 2016 - 12:56

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:I thought that was ChiTownGirl. Who was probably a bot.

Was she the one wearing a cowboy hat? Damn, she looked good.

by **Giant Moose** Wed 16 Mar 2016 - 9:22

Giant Moose wrote:Giant Moose

- watched the nation's best 7 Final Fours in the last 17 years
- discovered a secret Michigan State logo
- the only poster in tSwill history to lose and regain his Geronte badge
- can type 80+ wpm

Please add "Made tSwill great" to this.

by **Robert J Sakimano** Wed 16 Mar 2016 - 9:27

Giant Moose wrote:
Giant Moose wrote:Giant Moose

- watched the nation's best 7 Final Fours in the last 17 years
- discovered a secret Michigan State logo
- the only poster in tSwill history to lose and regain his Geronte badge
- can type 80+ wpm
Please add "Made tSwill great" to this.

it's been verified..

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