Now That I'm a Mod At the Best MSU Message Board on the Internet..

[Robert J Sakimano]

thanks to everyone who came over from the lesser board.. the Applebees of the internet.. the suburban strip mall of the search function.. the step brother of the multi-quote.. an absolute bastion of 1996 technological glory, rivaling the futuristic advancements commonly found in shoes with a velcro strap..

You might be green with envy.. cool how I did that, eh? green.. I don't think the old board had that function..

anyway, rest assured that you can find a comfortable spot at tBob.. yes, it's named after me but as I strive to be a welcoming host and never to offend anyone, please make yourself at home... and sleep well at night knowing that you have an absolute right to your opinion, thoughts and views.

  

[xsanguine]

Bob, you're a great American.

[Robert J Sakimano]

Bob, you're a great American.

thanks, man.. as are you.

[bullwrinkle]

thanks to everyone who came over from the lesser board.. the Applebees of the internet.. the suburban strip mall of the search function.. the step brother of the multi-quote.. an absolute bastion of 1996 technological glory, rivaling the futuristic advancements commonly found in shoes with a velcro strap..

You might be green with envy.. cool how I did that, eh? green..  I don't think the old board had that function..

anyway, rest assured that you can find a comfortable spot at tBob.. yes, it's named after me but as I strive to be a welcoming host and never to offend anyone, please make yourself at home... and sleep well at night knowing that you have an absolute right to your opinion, thoughts and views.

  

  

[SeeRockCity]

this would be funnier if you replaced everyone's response with:

[redacted]

[Jake from State Farm]

Thanks Robert J. Sakimano. You are a message board god. I shall be forever thankful that should misfortune ever make an appearance at my doorstep I can rest easy knowing that I can find always find comfort at tBob.

Should "god" be capitalized?

[SBSpartan]

Are you going to ban yourself for no reason on your own board?

I just wouldn't feel the same if I didn't have to wonder if you would ever appear again.

[Robert J Sakimano]

Are you going to ban yourself for no reason on your own board?  

I just wouldn't feel the same if I didn't have to wonder if you would ever appear again.

fortunately I'm secure enough as a happily married, educated, upper-middle class white male that I don't really see the need to exercise the enormous power I have procured on an anonymous message board to ban people for absolutely no reason.. myself included.

and you're a great American.

[Robert J Sakimano]

Thanks Robert J. Sakimano. You are a message board god. I shall be forever thankful that should misfortune ever make an appearance at my doorstep I can rest easy knowing that I can find always find comfort at tBob.

Should "god" be capitalized?

when referring to me, there is no need to capitalize the "g" in god.. it's the overarching sentiment that matters.

[Spartanic]

I'm still in disbelief that I didn't get a personal invite.

[Robert J Sakimano]

I'm still in disbelief that I didn't get a personal invite.

you're invited now..

  

[Notorious GiB]

F uck Bob.

[Robert J Sakimano]

F uck Bob.

thanks but I'm at work and they generally frown upon those sorts of behaviors here...

[Sparty on brah!]

Bob! How does it feel to have your own board? Gone on any long bike rides recently?

[SBSpartan]

you're invited now..

  

Do I also have you to thank for my invite?

How is the cycling and running? I got myself a new ride last summer   

[Robert J Sakimano]

Bob! How does it feel to have your own board? Gone on any long bike rides recently?

this isn't the first time I've had my own board.. I had tRCMB.. which led to my dismissal at the behest of a few insecure middle-age pudgy guys...

cycling is going well, thanks - haven't gotten in too many long rides yet this year. A few 40 milers but that's been the extent. Been doing more in the range of 18-25 milers while still running some. A lot of my free time has been consumed with winter clean-up around the Sakimano Estate.. that damn ice storm laid the whuppin' on my backyard with downed tree limbs, etc.

[NigelUno]

Why has your posting style changed?

[Robert J Sakimano]

Why has your posting style changed?  

I suspect it's because I'm not under constant attack by a gaggle of white guys with varying degrees of displaced anger who try mold me into their idea of a predetermined prototype..

[NigelUno]

I suspect it's because I'm not under constant attack by a gaggle of white guys with varying degrees of displaced anger who try mold me into their idea of a predetermined prototype..

Angry white mods are the worst!

[Robert J Sakimano]

Angry white mods are the worst!

especially when combined with insecurities

[LoneWolfSparty]

Will gun discussions be tolerated at tBob?

[Robert J Sakimano]

Will gun discussions be tolerated at tBob?

yeah, man... unlike the lesser RCMB, I'm not big on censorship and thought-control.

[Dolph Ziggler]

rivaling the futuristic advancements commonly found in shoes with a velcro strap..

  

[MasonGuy]

Someone needs to tell his wife. Did any of us think to do that?

[The_Dude]

I've longed for the day where sarcasm could run as free as the beer that flows from the taps...  

[Robert J Sakimano]

I've longed for the day where sarcasm could run as free as the beer that flows from the taps...  

  

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