tSwill Primary

Who you got? Winner takes all. No superdelegate bullshit.

No one. Either way you're voting for a Douche or a Turd.

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:Who you got? Winner takes all. No superdelegate bullshit.

Where is the Dwags option?

I.B. Fine wrote:

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:Who you got? Winner takes all. No superdelegate bullshit.

Where is the Dwags option?

This is a serious, scientific poll IB.

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

I.B. Fine wrote:

Where is the Dwags option?

This is a serious, scientific poll IB.

It is a sad poll, I'll give you that.

I.B. Fine wrote:

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

This is a serious, scientific poll IB.

It is a sad poll, I'll give you that.

Yup. :(

Just to lighten the mood, I'll include Hillary's campaign song.

I want the candidate who finishes fourth. That's the best position.

BERN BERN BERN

Giant Moose wrote:I want the candidate who finishes fourth. That's the best position.

A joke about fourth!!!



Will you be here all week?

Remember to tip your waitress!!!

Why no Dwags?

InTenSity wrote:Why no Dwags?

If Dwags wanted on the ballot he should have contacted tSwill offices beforehand to announce his candidacy.

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

I.B. Fine wrote:

Where is the Dwags option?

This is a serious, scientific poll IB.

WTF? We didn't budget for a scientist. I'm not letting my tSwill dues go to paying for some political polling nerd. That's our beer money.
Goddamnit, Pylon, you should've asked us first.

tGreenWay wrote:

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

This is a serious, scientific poll IB.

WTF?  We didn't budget for a scientist.  I'm not letting my tSwill dues go to paying for some political polling nerd.  That's our beer money.  
Goddamnit, Pylon, you should've asked us first.  

I think we need an audit. My guess is he's skimming from the Giant Sparty/tSwill Clubhouse Fund.

I.B. Fine wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:

WTF?  We didn't budget for a scientist.  I'm not letting my tSwill dues go to paying for some political polling nerd.  That's our beer money.  
Goddamnit, Pylon, you should've asked us first.  

I think we need an audit. My guess is he's skimming from the Giant Sparty/tSwill Clubhouse Fund.

We can have a runoff of Wags vs. the winner here if that is what the people want.

I.B. Fine wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:

WTF?  We didn't budget for a scientist.  I'm not letting my tSwill dues go to paying for some political polling nerd.  That's our beer money.  
Goddamnit, Pylon, you should've asked us first.  

I think we need an audit. My guess is he's skimming from the Giant Sparty/tSwill Clubhouse Fund.

Isn't Pylon the guy who was stripped of his presidency for stealing funds from the Del Boca Vista, Phase 3, Condo Association?

tGreenWay wrote:

I.B. Fine wrote:

I think we need an audit. My guess is he's skimming from the Giant Sparty/tSwill Clubhouse Fund.

Isn't Pylon the guy who was stripped of his presidency for stealing funds from the Del Boca Vista, Phase 3, Condo Association?

Erronious! I was cleared of all charges! I was trying to make Del Boca Vista great again and a lawsuit was the thanks I got.

tGreenWay wrote:

I.B. Fine wrote:

I think we need an audit. My guess is he's skimming from the Giant Sparty/tSwill Clubhouse Fund.

Isn't Pylon the guy who was stripped of his presidency for stealing funds from the Del Boca Vista, Phase 3, Condo Association?

Little does he know what the marble rye has in store for him.

LooseGoose wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:


Isn't Pylon the guy who was stripped of his presidency for stealing funds from the Del Boca Vista, Phase 3, Condo Association?

Little does he know what the marble rye has in store for him.

Marble rye looks like it wants to be french toast, but definitely isn't for french toast.

LooseGoose wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:


Isn't Pylon the guy who was stripped of his presidency for stealing funds from the Del Boca Vista, Phase 3, Condo Association?

Little does he know what the marble rye has in store for him.

Pylon is an old bag.

tGreenWay wrote:

LooseGoose wrote:

Little does he know what the marble rye has in store for him.

Pylon is an old bag.

Your face is an old bag.

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:


Pylon is an old bag.

Your face is an old bag.

Damn, dude, that was mean.

LooseGoose wrote:

Sweet. Appreciate your support in my candidacy for global domination.

I was going to write in Deez Nuts but then I thought I should play it straight after driving a mile out of my way to vote and waiting in line exactly 0.0 seconds.

I was #377 at my precinct.

Floyd Robertson wrote:

LooseGoose wrote:

Sweet. Appreciate your support in my candidacy for global domination.

I was going to write in Deez Nuts but then I thought I should play it straight after driving a mile out of my way to vote and waiting in line exactly 0.0 seconds.

I was #377 at my precinct.

Good lord, even up here in the sticks I was #138 around noon......

tGreenWay wrote:

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

Your face is an old bag.

Damn, dude, that was mean.

Sorry dude. Let's not fight.

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:


Damn, dude, that was mean.

Sorry dude. Let's not fight.

All is well.

LooseGoose wrote:

Floyd Robertson wrote:

Sweet. Appreciate your support in my candidacy for global domination.

I was going to write in Deez Nuts but then I thought I should play it straight after driving a mile out of my way to vote and waiting in line exactly 0.0 seconds.

I was #377 at my precinct.

Good lord, even up here in the sticks I was #138 around noon......

#205 at noon for my po-dunk precinct too. One dude was in line in front of me.

LooseGoose wrote:

Floyd Robertson wrote:

Sweet. Appreciate your support in my candidacy for global domination.

I was going to write in Deez Nuts but then I thought I should play it straight after driving a mile out of my way to vote and waiting in line exactly 0.0 seconds.

I was #377 at my precinct.

Good lord, even up here in the sticks I was #138 around noon......

Early news on WXYZ is still calling for a 20% statewide turnout, or 2 million.  One thing is for sure, the weather is not a limiting factor today.  Holy hell is it nice outside.

Once again, I thought this was some kind of vote for tSwill hierarchy.  

I was prepared to vote for Bob with Loose as his VP.

StylesGShmooth wrote:Once again, I thought this was some kind of vote for tSwill hierarchy.  

I was prepared to vote for Bob with Loose as his VP.

Goose is nobody's #2, except maybe Mrs. Goose after a night of sweet, sweet lovin.

I voted for two mileage proposals in my township. Fire and schools. Both worth it and I've never heard of waste or mismanagement in the 21 years I've lived here.

DWags wrote:I voted for two mileage proposals in my township. Fire and schools. Both worth it and I've never heard of waste or mismanagement in the 21 years I've lived here.

We really need to move to an opt-in fire protection service. When you buy the coverage and your house starts burning, assistance is provided. If you don't buy the coverage, then burn, baby, burn.

Kasich

Does tSwill count as a superdelegate?

Nordic wrote:Kasich

Does tSwill count as a superdelegate?

Somebody should take a picture of the results and tweet it to Kasich.

Kasich wins 42% of male MSU Spartan fans vote.

Nordic wrote:Kasich

Does tSwill count as a superdelegate?

No.

DWags wrote:I voted for two mileage proposals in my township. Fire and schools. Both worth it and I've never heard of waste or mismanagement in the 21 years I've lived here.

Mileage proposals? Your township buying Prius's, or get a deal on some bootleg VW diesels?

I don't like when Bern loses.

With 90% of the precincts reporting, Kasich is ruining everyone's shit. And Rubio is crying in the corner.