Good Jim Nantz article from Golf Digest
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Good Jim Nantz article from Golf Digest
http://www.golfdigest.com/story/my-shot-jim-nantz
Although this part makes me think he's a psychopath
Who the fuck likes burnt toast?
Although this part makes me think he's a psychopath
I'm a breakfast guy: three eggs scrambled, with bacon and wheat toast, burnt. The problem is, it never came back burnt. For years it would arrive limp and tan, which brought breakfast to a standstill when I sent the toast back. It was costing me 10 minutes a day, which, multiplied by six days a week, is four hours a month. That's 48 hours—two full days—per year. My friends, time is currency. My wife, Courtney, got tired of hearing me complain about it. She found a photograph on the Internet of a kitchen toaster ejecting two slices of burnt toast. She minimized it, printed it out and had it laminated. She insisted I put it in my wallet. When I order, I present the photo to my server. I get some strange looks, but I can assure you, the toast now arrives black and scary, just the way I like it.
Who the fuck likes burnt toast?
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Re: Good Jim Nantz article from Golf Digest
it's a tradition unlike any other..CORNER BLITZ wrote:http://www.golfdigest.com/story/my-shot-jim-nantz
Although this part makes me think he's a psychopathI'm a breakfast guy: three eggs scrambled, with bacon and wheat toast, burnt. The problem is, it never came back burnt. For years it would arrive limp and tan, which brought breakfast to a standstill when I sent the toast back. It was costing me 10 minutes a day, which, multiplied by six days a week, is four hours a month. That's 48 hours—two full days—per year. My friends, time is currency. My wife, Courtney, got tired of hearing me complain about it. She found a photograph on the Internet of a kitchen toaster ejecting two slices of burnt toast. She minimized it, printed it out and had it laminated. She insisted I put it in my wallet. When I order, I present the photo to my server. I get some strange looks, but I can assure you, the toast now arrives black and scary, just the way I like it.
Who the fuck likes burnt toast?
Robert J Sakimano- Geronte
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CORNER BLITZ wrote:http://www.golfdigest.com/story/my-shot-jim-nantz
Although this part makes me think he's a psychopathI'm a breakfast guy: three eggs scrambled, with bacon and wheat toast, burnt. The problem is, it never came back burnt. For years it would arrive limp and tan, which brought breakfast to a standstill when I sent the toast back. It was costing me 10 minutes a day, which, multiplied by six days a week, is four hours a month. That's 48 hours—two full days—per year. My friends, time is currency. My wife, Courtney, got tired of hearing me complain about it. She found a photograph on the Internet of a kitchen toaster ejecting two slices of burnt toast. She minimized it, printed it out and had it laminated. She insisted I put it in my wallet. When I order, I present the photo to my server. I get some strange looks, but I can assure you, the toast now arrives black and scary, just the way I like it.
Who the fuck likes burnt toast?
I have a friend that's worked with a few of the sports casters, he said Jim is a very buttoned up and serious guy. That is a pretty odd story and fuck burn toast.
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Re: Good Jim Nantz article from Golf Digest
steveschneider wrote:CORNER BLITZ wrote:http://www.golfdigest.com/story/my-shot-jim-nantz
Although this part makes me think he's a psychopath
Who the fuck likes burnt toast?
I have a friend that's worked with a few of the sports casters, he said Jim is a very buttoned up and serious guy. That is a pretty odd story and fuck burn toast.
Well, at least he earned his wealth. He didn't have his daddy buy him a bar in his 20s
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Re: Good Jim Nantz article from Golf Digest
Tanfan! wrote:steveschneider wrote:
I have a friend that's worked with a few of the sports casters, he said Jim is a very buttoned up and serious guy. That is a pretty odd story and fuck burn toast.
Well, at least he earned his wealth. He didn't have his daddy buy him a bar in his 20s
If you had to guess, how many hours do you spend in a day thinking about posters on this board and how many hours do you spend in a day thinking of ways to introduce your obsession into threads?
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Re: Good Jim Nantz article from Golf Digest
Tanfan! wrote:steveschneider wrote:
I have a friend that's worked with a few of the sports casters, he said Jim is a very buttoned up and serious guy. That is a pretty odd story and fuck burn toast.
Well, at least he earned his wealth. He didn't have his daddy buy him a bar in his 20s
Hi Donald.
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Re: Good Jim Nantz article from Golf Digest
kingstonlake wrote:Tanfan! wrote:
Well, at least he earned his wealth. He didn't have his daddy buy him a bar in his 20s
If you had to guess, how many hours do you spend in a day thinking about posters on this board and how many hours do you spend in a day thinking of ways to introduce your obsession into threads?
If you repeat the same lie a few hundred times, it becomes the truth.
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