Re: The New Improved I'm so winning MegaMillions/PowerBall thread!!!

by Guest Mon May 14, 2018 7:47 am

It's not at the normal Swill threshold of $300M but close enough that i could almost afford some Floyd level hookers & blow.

Powerball @ $280M for Wednesday night.

by Guest Thu May 17, 2018 3:24 pm

Now it's in Swill Range - $306M for Saturday night.

by Guest Sun May 20, 2018 7:57 am

One winner of $306M in New Jersey again....

by **The Pantry** Sun May 20, 2018 2:04 pm

44 states, DC, Puerto Rico, and Virgin Islands in Powerball and it's fucking New Jersey, again.

by Guest Sat Jul 07, 2018 9:37 am

No winner last night so Tuesday will be in tSwill range - $306M.

by **DWags** Sat Jul 07, 2018 9:49 am

Anybody want to Venmo or PayPal me? I have a couple days I can drive to Jersey.

by Guest Sat Jul 07, 2018 9:54 am

DWags wrote:Anybody want to Venmo or PayPal me? I have a couple days I can drive to Jersey.

I'm in Wags - you do a pot and I'll throw in $10 or $20.

I'm ready to get crazy compared to my normal $5 per drawing over $300M rule.

by **The Pantry** Sat Jul 07, 2018 12:18 pm

DWags wrote:Anybody want to Venmo or PayPal me? I have a couple days I can drive to Jersey.

That's an excellent idea.

by **Jake from State Farm** Sat Jul 07, 2018 10:02 pm

I won $13 on fantasy five this week. Woohoo.

by Guest Tue Jul 10, 2018 6:53 pm

Jake from State Farm wrote:I won $13 on fantasy five this week. Woohoo.

Bump for $306M reminder although Jake has this in bag by using his winnings.

by Guest Wed Jul 11, 2018 8:12 am

$340M for Friday night.

by Guest Wed Jul 18, 2018 8:13 am

Rolled over last night..... Friday $422M.....

by **InTenSity** Wed Jul 18, 2018 9:03 am

Weren't the numbers something like 41,42,61,64,65 and 12?

by Guest Wed Jul 18, 2018 9:08 am

InTenSity wrote:Weren't the numbers something like 41,42,61,64,65 and 12?

No idea...let me go look.

40-41-61-66-67 + 12

3 different $1M winners...would be great to win a million but suck to know you were 1 number from the jackpot.

by Guest Sun Jul 22, 2018 7:02 am

Rolls over.

$493M for Tuesday......probably will top $500M.

by **kingstonlake** Sun Jul 22, 2018 9:09 am

LooseGoose wrote:Rolls over.

$493M for Tuesday......probably will top $500M.

I'll fund GWTF if i win.......

by **Jake from State Farm** Sun Jul 22, 2018 9:54 am

I won another $10 in Fantasy 5 last night. Gonna blow it all at Applebees.

by Guest Tue Jul 24, 2018 9:12 am

Bump to remind Jake to re-invest his Applebees cash.

Now at $512M for tonight.

by Guest Wed Jul 25, 2018 8:50 am

1 Winner for $522M in California.

by **Rocinante** Wed Jul 25, 2018 10:42 am

I hope it’s a Mexican immigrant.

by **InTenSity** Wed Jul 25, 2018 11:50 am

Rocinante wrote:I hope it’s a Mexican immigrant.

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by **Robert J Sakimano** Wed Jul 25, 2018 11:52 am

Rocinante wrote:I hope it’s a Mexican immigrant.

that would be awesome.

I've never bought a lottery ticket. I wouldn't even know where to go/what to ask.

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by Guest Wed Jul 25, 2018 12:40 pm

Rocinante wrote:I hope it’s a Mexican immigrant.

It's a sad commentary that literally everything in your life is seen through the prism of identity politics. Nothing can escape it. Nothing can be just fun. Everything has to come under that lens. Sad. Why not just try enjoying life?

by **Robert J Sakimano** Wed Jul 25, 2018 12:58 pm

LooseGoose wrote:
Rocinante wrote:I hope it’s a Mexican immigrant.

It's a sad commentary that literally everything in your life is seen through the prism of identity politics. Nothing can escape it. Nothing can be just fun. Everything has to come under that lens. Sad. Why not just try enjoying life?

I would enjoy my life a lot more if the person that won it is a Mexican immigrant.

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by **Watch Out Pylon!** Wed Jul 25, 2018 1:10 pm

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychological_projection

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by **Other Teams Pursuing That** Wed Jul 25, 2018 1:11 pm

LooseGoose wrote:
Rocinante wrote:I hope it’s a Mexican immigrant.

It's a sad commentary that literally everything in your life is seen through the prism of identity politics. Nothing can escape it. Nothing can be just fun. Everything has to come under that lens. Sad. Why not just try enjoying life?

Rich coming from the guy who had to insert religion into a conversation about athletic coaches in post 1.

by **Robert J Sakimano** Wed Jul 25, 2018 1:18 pm

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
LooseGoose wrote:

It's a sad commentary that literally everything in your life is seen through the prism of identity politics. Nothing can escape it. Nothing can be just fun. Everything has to come under that lens. Sad. Why not just try enjoying life?

Rich coming from the guy who had to insert religion into a conversation about athletic coaches in post 1.

I hope the Mexican immigrant that wins is religious (in that good caring, compassionate way).

by **tGreenWay** Wed Jul 25, 2018 1:52 pm

I really could’ve used that jackpot. I’ve been spending money like I’d already won it. Guess I’ll have to return the Maybach first.

by **Robert J Sakimano** Wed Jul 25, 2018 2:03 pm

tGreenWay wrote:I really could’ve used that jackpot. I’ve been spending money like I’d already won it. Guess I’ll have to return the Maybach first.

I was at the Speedway at Lake Lansing and Abbot on Monday.. a dude wearing a t-shirt without sleeves was in front of me buying "Powerball" tickets..

is that the same thing as the "megamillions"?

by **Watch Out Pylon!** Wed Jul 25, 2018 2:11 pm

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:I really could’ve used that jackpot. I’ve been spending money like I’d already won it. Guess I’ll have to return the Maybach first.
I was at the Speedway at Lake Lansing and Abbot on Monday.. a dude wearing a t-shirt without sleeves was in front of me buying "Powerball" tickets..

is that the same thing as the "megamillions"?

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Was this the shirt he was wearing?

by **Robert J Sakimano** Wed Jul 25, 2018 2:45 pm

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:
Robert J Sakimano wrote:
I was at the Speedway at Lake Lansing and Abbot on Monday.. a dude wearing a t-shirt without sleeves was in front of me buying "Powerball" tickets..

is that the same thing as the "megamillions"?

Was this the shirt he was wearing?

I don't know, but if I wore bro-tanks.. I'd think about picking that one up!

by **tGreenWay** Wed Jul 25, 2018 2:51 pm

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:
Robert J Sakimano wrote:
I was at the Speedway at Lake Lansing and Abbot on Monday.. a dude wearing a t-shirt without sleeves was in front of me buying "Powerball" tickets..

is that the same thing as the "megamillions"?

Was this the shirt he was wearing?

by **Jake from State Farm** Wed Jul 25, 2018 6:00 pm

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
Rocinante wrote:I hope it’s a Mexican immigrant.
that would be awesome.

I've never bought a lottery ticket. I wouldn't even know where to go/what to ask.

I assume you'd walk into a place that sells lottery tickets and say "hi, I'd like to buy a lottery ticket, please"....

Just tell the clerk you want to buy all possible combinations of numbers, that way you're guaranteed to win.

by Guest Wed Jul 25, 2018 6:16 pm

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
LooseGoose wrote:

It's a sad commentary that literally everything in your life is seen through the prism of identity politics. Nothing can escape it. Nothing can be just fun. Everything has to come under that lens. Sad. Why not just try enjoying life?

Rich coming from the guy who had to insert religion into a conversation about athletic coaches in post 1.

Do you even read quotes from Dantonio? Every time he's quoted he speaks in religious terms. It's a HUGE part of who he is. Also just in case you're conflating the 2 religion isn't politics.

That's quite different from a thread about lotto jackpots.

by **tGreenWay** Wed Jul 25, 2018 6:40 pm

LooseGoose wrote:
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

Rich coming from the guy who had to insert religion into a conversation about athletic coaches in post 1.

Do you even read quotes from Dantonio? Every time he's quoted he speaks in religious terms. It's a HUGE part of who he is. Also just in case you're conflating the 2 religion isn't politics.

That's quite different from a thread about lotto jackpots.

I’m with ya, Goose, except for that one comment, which is just The New Improved I'm so winning MegaMillions/PowerBall thread!!! - Page 8 1494614055

~~these days~~ the past few decades.

by TheReal_LWS Thu Jul 26, 2018 7:56 am

Heard that you have a better chance of being attacked by a shark than winning this things. For most of you turds that couldn't find the ocean to save your life, that means less than a 0% chance.

by Guest Mon Aug 06, 2018 8:50 pm

Rocinante wrote:I hope it’s a Mexican immigrant.

It's your nightmare scenario - 11 employees at a Wells Fargo bank branch.

Wells Fargo Branch Temporarily Closes After Bank Workers Hit Half-Billion Dollar Powerball Jackpot

After a hefty federal tax, at 37 percent (the highest bracket), each will take home over $18 million. That's right... Uncle Sam will take home roughly $10.7 million for each of the eleven winners.

The financial employees range in age from 21 to 60, and the group's spokesman, Roland Reyes, said he pitched in his $2 "on a whim" before walking into Ernie’s Liquor to buy the lotto tickets.

PS - Powerball is $225M for Weds - almost at Swill levels.

by Guest Sat Aug 11, 2018 8:43 am

Public Service Reminder:

For those of you that could scrape by on a little less - tonight's Powerball projected @ $250M

by **The Pantry** Sat Aug 11, 2018 10:19 am

Fantasy 5 is up to $663,000, one of the highest pots ever.

Tickets are $1 and odds are ~1:600,000

by **DWags** Sat Aug 11, 2018 10:45 am

The Pantry wrote:Fantasy 5 is up to $663,000, one of the highest pots ever.

Tickets are $1 and odds are ~1:600,000

So if I bought every combination I’d make 63k? Or is the pot split by winners?

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