Re: The New Improved I'm so winning MegaMillions/PowerBall thread!!!

[Guest]

It's not at the normal Swill threshold of $300M but close enough that i could almost afford some Floyd level hookers & blow.


Powerball @ $280M for Wednesday night.

[Guest]

Now it's in Swill Range - $306M for Saturday night.

[Guest]

One winner of $306M in New Jersey again....

[The Pantry]

44 states, DC, Puerto Rico, and Virgin Islands in Powerball and it's fucking New Jersey, again.

[Guest]

No winner last night so Tuesday will be in tSwill range - $306M.

[DWags]

Anybody want to Venmo or PayPal me? I have a couple days I can drive to Jersey.

[Guest]

Anybody want to Venmo or PayPal me? I have a couple days I can drive to Jersey.

I'm in Wags - you do a pot and I'll throw in $10 or $20.

I'm ready to get crazy compared to my normal $5 per drawing over $300M rule.

[The Pantry]

Anybody want to Venmo or PayPal me? I have a couple days I can drive to Jersey.

That's an excellent idea.

[Jake from State Farm]

I won $13 on fantasy five this week. Woohoo.

[Guest]

I won $13 on fantasy five this week. Woohoo.

Bump for $306M reminder although Jake has this in bag by using his winnings.

[Guest]

$340M for Friday night.

[Guest]

Rolled over last night..... Friday $422M.....

[InTenSity]

Weren't the numbers something like 41,42,61,64,65 and 12?

[Guest]

Weren't the numbers something like 41,42,61,64,65 and 12?

No idea...let me go look.

40-41-61-66-67 + 12

3 different $1M winners...would be great to win a million but suck to know you were 1 number from the jackpot.

[Guest]

Rolls over.

$493M for Tuesday......probably will top $500M.

[kingstonlake]

Rolls over.

$493M for Tuesday......probably will top $500M.

I'll fund GWTF if i win.......

[Jake from State Farm]

I won another $10 in Fantasy 5 last night. Gonna blow it all at Applebees.

[Guest]

Bump to remind Jake to re-invest his Applebees cash.

Now at $512M for tonight.

[Guest]

1 Winner for $522M in California.

[Rocinante]

I hope it’s a Mexican immigrant.

[InTenSity]

I hope it’s a Mexican immigrant.

[Robert J Sakimano]

I hope it’s a Mexican immigrant.

that would be awesome.

I've never bought a lottery ticket. I wouldn't even know where to go/what to ask.

I assume you'd walk into a place that sells lottery tickets and say "hi, I'd like to buy a lottery ticket, please"...

[Guest]

I hope it’s a Mexican immigrant.

It's a sad commentary that literally everything in your life is seen through the prism of identity politics. Nothing can escape it. Nothing can be just fun. Everything has to come under that lens. Sad. Why not just try enjoying life?

[Robert J Sakimano]

I hope it’s a Mexican immigrant.

It's a sad commentary that literally everything in your life is seen through the prism of identity politics.  Nothing can escape it.   Nothing can be just fun.   Everything has to come under that lens.   Sad.   Why not just try enjoying life?

I would enjoy my life a lot more if the person that won it is a Mexican immigrant.

is that better?

[Watch Out Pylon!]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychological_projection

[Other Teams Pursuing That]

I hope it’s a Mexican immigrant.

It's a sad commentary that literally everything in your life is seen through the prism of identity politics. Nothing can escape it. Nothing can be just fun. Everything has to come under that lens. Sad. Why not just try enjoying life?

Rich coming from the guy who had to insert religion into a conversation about athletic coaches in post 1.

[Robert J Sakimano]

It's a sad commentary that literally everything in your life is seen through the prism of identity politics. Nothing can escape it. Nothing can be just fun. Everything has to come under that lens. Sad. Why not just try enjoying life?

Rich coming from the guy who had to insert religion into a conversation about athletic coaches in post 1.

I hope the Mexican immigrant that wins is religious (in that good caring, compassionate way).

[tGreenWay]

I really could’ve used that jackpot. I’ve been spending money like I’d already won it. Guess I’ll have to return the Maybach first.

[Robert J Sakimano]

I really could’ve used that jackpot. I’ve been spending money like I’d already won it. Guess I’ll have to return the Maybach first.

I was at the Speedway at Lake Lansing and Abbot on Monday.. a dude wearing a t-shirt without sleeves was in front of me buying "Powerball" tickets..

is that the same thing as the "megamillions"?

[Watch Out Pylon!]

I really could’ve used that jackpot. I’ve been spending money like I’d already won it. Guess I’ll have to return the Maybach first.

I was at the Speedway at Lake Lansing and Abbot on Monday.. a dude wearing a t-shirt without sleeves was in front of me buying "Powerball" tickets..

is that the same thing as the "megamillions"?

Was this the shirt he was wearing?

[Robert J Sakimano]

I was at the Speedway at Lake Lansing and Abbot on Monday.. a dude wearing a t-shirt without sleeves was in front of me buying "Powerball" tickets..

is that the same thing as the "megamillions"?

Was this the shirt he was wearing?

I don't know, but if I wore bro-tanks.. I'd think about picking that one up!

[tGreenWay]

I was at the Speedway at Lake Lansing and Abbot on Monday.. a dude wearing a t-shirt without sleeves was in front of me buying "Powerball" tickets..

is that the same thing as the "megamillions"?

Was this the shirt he was wearing?

[Jake from State Farm]

I hope it’s a Mexican immigrant.

that would be awesome.

I've never bought a lottery ticket. I wouldn't even know where to go/what to ask.

I assume you'd walk into a place that sells lottery tickets and say "hi, I'd like to buy a lottery ticket, please"....

Just tell the clerk you want to buy all possible combinations of numbers, that way you're guaranteed to win.

[Guest]

It's a sad commentary that literally everything in your life is seen through the prism of identity politics. Nothing can escape it. Nothing can be just fun. Everything has to come under that lens. Sad. Why not just try enjoying life?

Rich coming from the guy who had to insert religion into a conversation about athletic coaches in post 1.

Do you even read quotes from Dantonio? Every time he's quoted he speaks in religious terms. It's a HUGE part of who he is. Also just in case you're conflating the 2 religion isn't politics.

That's quite different from a thread about lotto jackpots.

[tGreenWay]

Rich coming from the guy who had to insert religion into a conversation about athletic coaches in post 1.

Do you even read quotes from Dantonio? Every time he's quoted he speaks in religious terms. It's a HUGE part of who he is. Also just in case you're conflating the 2 religion isn't politics.

That's quite different from a thread about lotto jackpots.

I’m with ya, Goose, except for that one comment, which is just these days the past few decades.

[TheReal_LWS]

Heard that you have a better chance of being attacked by a shark than winning this things. For most of you turds that couldn't find the ocean to save your life, that means less than a 0% chance.

[Guest]

I hope it’s a Mexican immigrant.

It's your nightmare scenario - 11 employees at a Wells Fargo bank branch.

Wells Fargo Branch Temporarily Closes After Bank Workers Hit Half-Billion Dollar Powerball Jackpot

After a hefty federal tax, at 37 percent (the highest bracket), each will take home over $18 million. That's right... Uncle Sam will take home roughly $10.7 million for each of the eleven winners.

The financial employees range in age from 21 to 60, and the group's spokesman, Roland Reyes, said he pitched in his $2 "on a whim" before walking into Ernie’s Liquor to buy the lotto tickets.

PS - Powerball is $225M for Weds - almost at Swill levels.

[Guest]

Public Service Reminder:

For those of you that could scrape by on a little less - tonight's Powerball projected @ $250M

[The Pantry]

Fantasy 5 is up to $663,000, one of the highest pots ever.

Tickets are $1 and odds are ~1:600,000

[DWags]

Fantasy 5 is up to $663,000, one of the highest pots ever.

Tickets are $1 and odds are ~1:600,000

So if I bought every combination I’d make 63k? Or is the pot split by winners?

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