Just got the OK from the wife to buy an AR-15

by **tTy** Tue 14 Jun 2016 - 19:53

and a fuckload of ammo...

bounce

Can't wait to teach the kids how to fire it. cheers

#Don'tTreadOnMePussy

by **Jake from State Farm** Tue 14 Jun 2016 - 20:09

Might as well do it before the price goes up.

by **tTy** Tue 14 Jun 2016 - 20:15

Jake from State Farm wrote:Might as well do it before the price goes up.

I'm just going to buy one from a friend of mine under the table.... They are prolly stolen.... sooo cheap though. Fuck laws. I might get two!

by **The Pantry** Tue 14 Jun 2016 - 20:25

An armed society is a better society

--The Pantry

by **Jake from State Farm** Tue 14 Jun 2016 - 20:26

tTy wrote:
Jake from State Farm wrote:Might as well do it before the price goes up.

I'm just going to buy one from a friend of mine under the table.... They are prolly stolen..... sooo cheap though. Fuck laws. I might get two!

I'll buy the other one. The grandkids need to learn to shoot too.

by **Vlad** Tue 14 Jun 2016 - 20:34

Why did you need your wife's permission? Kinda goes against the whole rough, tough, freedom lovin' white dude persona.

by **Rocinante** Tue 14 Jun 2016 - 20:45

Really dude?

by **tTy** Tue 14 Jun 2016 - 20:51

Vlad wrote:Why did you need your wife's permission? Kinda goes against the whole rough, tough, freedom lovin' white dude persona.

wow..... racist much?

by **tTy** Tue 14 Jun 2016 - 20:52

Rocinante wrote:Really dude?

yep! We're taking the plunge!!! Really!!!!

by **Vlad** Tue 14 Jun 2016 - 22:06

tTy wrote:
Vlad wrote:Why did you need your wife's permission? Kinda goes against the whole rough, tough, freedom lovin' white dude persona.

wow..... racist much?

Workin' on it. (Survival skills in Trump's America.)

Anyway, you really needed permission from home to buy a gun?

by **The Pantry** Tue 14 Jun 2016 - 22:19

Vlad wrote:
tTy wrote:

wow..... racist much?

Workin' on it. (Survival skills in Trump's America.)

Anyway, you really needed permission from home to buy a gun?

Anyway, you want more gun control yet question a husband/wife discussion and decision on a purchase? Just got the OK from the wife to buy an AR-15 1966794946

Just got the OK from the wife to buy an AR-15 1966794946

by **Turtleneck** Tue 14 Jun 2016 - 22:21

tTy wrote:
Rocinante wrote:Really dude?

yep! We're taking the plunge!!! Really!!!!

How much of that sewage dumped into GTB was yours?

by **duffy munn** Tue 14 Jun 2016 - 23:28

Why do you need a AR-15 ?

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** Tue 14 Jun 2016 - 23:36

Does your wife carry a gun in her purse with your balls as well?

by **Vlad** Tue 14 Jun 2016 - 23:37

Duff, probably not a relevant question. Death row already said that most people who own such guns just like to fire them off at their local shooting galleries. I guess it's a form of entertainment.

I'm just wondering why someone needs a wife's permission to go buy such a badass toy. If you want an AR-15, you go get a fuckin AR-15!

by **Turtleneck** Tue 14 Jun 2016 - 23:46

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Does your wife carry a gun in her purse with your balls as well?

Just got the OK from the wife to buy an AR-15 502811600

by **duffy munn** Tue 14 Jun 2016 - 23:49

Vlad wrote:Duff, probably not a relevant question. Death row already said that most people who own such guns just like to fire them off at their local shooting galleries. I guess it's a form of entertainment.

I'm just wondering why someone needs a wife's permission to go buy such a badass toy. If you want an AR-15, you go get a fuckin AR-15!

Whatever it takes, I guess.

by **The Pantry** Wed 15 Jun 2016 - 0:08

Turtleneck wrote:
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Does your wife carry a gun in her purse with your balls as well?

OTPT, Vlad, and yourself should get married before considering that amusing

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** Wed 15 Jun 2016 - 0:11

The Pantry wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:

OTPT, Vlad, and yourself should get married before considering that amusing

Nah - it's amusing because Ty came here to be an asshole and play the tough freedom lovin redneck yet didn't even realize he already fucked that one up in the thread title.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** Wed 15 Jun 2016 - 0:13

And - if I ever need permission to do something with my own money.. bye.

Enter "yeah everyone says that guy" reply. Well stop being a fucking bitch and own what you want to do. The same macho men who want every dumbfuck running around with a gun are usually getting dragged by their chubby wife with a leash.

by **Turtleneck** Wed 15 Jun 2016 - 0:16

The Pantry wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:

OTPT, Vlad, and yourself should get married before considering that amusing

by **The Pantry** Wed 15 Jun 2016 - 0:21

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
The Pantry wrote:
OTPT, Vlad, and yourself should get married before considering that amusing

Nah - it's amusing because Ty came here to be an asshole and play the tough freedom lovin redneck yet didn't even realize he already fucked that one up in the thread title.

He knew exactly what he was doing and successfully lit-up tSwill's liberal pussy brigade.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** Wed 15 Jun 2016 - 0:24

The Pantry wrote:
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

Nah - it's amusing because Ty came here to be an asshole and play the tough freedom lovin redneck yet didn't even realize he already fucked that one up in the thread title.
He knew exactly what he was doing and successfully lit-up tSwill's liberal pussy brigade.

Yeah - he came here to fish. But that title is still fucking hilarious.

Ty, did you have to ask permission to put the truck nuts on too?

Just got the OK from the wife to buy an AR-15 Ballsack

Just got the OK from the wife to buy an AR-15 Ballsack

by **Turtleneck** Wed 15 Jun 2016 - 0:25

The Pantry wrote:
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

Nah - it's amusing because Ty came here to be an asshole and play the tough freedom lovin redneck yet didn't even realize he already fucked that one up in the thread title.
He knew exactly what he was doing and successfully lit-up tSwill's liberal pussy brigade.

Please tell us what suburb you live in where government coddles your balls for you? Thanks.

by **The Pantry** Wed 15 Jun 2016 - 0:42

Turtleneck wrote:
The Pantry wrote:
He knew exactly what he was doing and successfully lit-up tSwill's liberal pussy brigade.

Please tell us what suburb you live in where government coddles your balls for you? Thanks.

No idea what you're talking about. Is that how things work in New York?

by **Turtleneck** Wed 15 Jun 2016 - 0:50

The Pantry wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:

Please tell us what suburb you live in where government coddles your balls for you? Thanks.
No idea what you're talking about. Is that how things work in New York?

No. We do not go full tilt over fast food condiments.

by **I.B. Fine** Wed 15 Jun 2016 - 8:16

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:And - if I ever need permission to do something with my own money.. bye.

Enter "yeah everyone says that guy" reply. Well stop being a fucking bitch and own what you want to do. The same macho men who want every dumbfuck running around with a gun are usually getting dragged by their chubby wife with a leash.

Oh, the idealism of youth....

by **Watch Out Pylon!** Wed 15 Jun 2016 - 8:25

The Pantry wrote:
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

Nah - it's amusing because Ty came here to be an asshole and play the tough freedom lovin redneck yet didn't even realize he already fucked that one up in the thread title.
He knew exactly what he was doing and successfully lit-up tSwill's liberal pussy brigade.

I don't see anyone successfully getting lit up. But then again people see what they want to see I guess.

by **Vlad** Wed 15 Jun 2016 - 9:38

This has to be sort of like asking your wife if you can go have a few beers with your buddies (something I've only heard about but thankfully never experienced). Yeah, the good news is that you got the nod and now you're having beer with your buddies, but you're really not enjoying that beer, are you?

I mean, you CAN'T be enjoying that beer. You had to fuckin' get permission to have that beer! How can you enjoy the beer?? It's buggin' the piss out of you that you fuckin' had to get permission!

So Ty, enjoy that gun. Razz

by BleacherSwill Wed 15 Jun 2016 - 9:51

The Pantry wrote:
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

Nah - it's amusing because Ty came here to be an asshole and play the tough freedom lovin redneck yet didn't even realize he already fucked that one up in the thread title.
He knew exactly what he was doing and successfully lit-up tSwill's liberal pussy brigade.

Except that fantasy only happened in your head.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Wed 15 Jun 2016 - 10:12

I hope you enjoy your murder machine tTy.

by **Turtleneck** Wed 15 Jun 2016 - 10:14

gHost Spartan wrote:
Vlad wrote:Why did you need your wife's permission? Kinda goes against the whole rough, tough, freedom lovin' white dude persona.
Pretty much this - I hardly ever ask my wife when I make similar decisions. Fuck her.

No. She is your wife. It will make things weird between us. But thanks for the offer, gHost.

by **Cym Jim** Wed 15 Jun 2016 - 10:52

Be careful Ty, don't interrupt mumma when she's watchin' her stories.

by TheReal_LWS Wed 15 Jun 2016 - 11:07

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:I hope you enjoy your murder machine tTy.

You obviously didn't read the talking points from your Islamic Overlord President and the Presumptive Nominee Lesbian Clinton.

You should have said: "I hope you enjoy your weapon of war tTy."

Bad socialist. Bad.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Wed 15 Jun 2016 - 11:09

TheReal_LWS wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:I hope you enjoy your murder machine tTy.

You obviously didn't read the talking points from your Islamic Overlord President and the Presumptive Nominee Lesbian Clinton.

You should have said: "I hope you enjoy your weapon of war tTy."

Bad socialist. Bad.

I see that you're still not particularly smart. That's nice. I still missed you. :)

by **Rocinante** Wed 15 Jun 2016 - 11:10

It's super easy to be an insensitive prick online.

by **DWags** Wed 15 Jun 2016 - 11:41

tTy wrote:and a fuckload of ammo...

Can't wait to teach the kids how to fire it.

#Don'tTreadOnMePussy

https://youtu.be/QPJVF-w0We8

by **Rocinante** Wed 15 Jun 2016 - 12:13

I can't even watch that. People being unsafe with guns scares the shit out of me. There are so many dumbasses carrying.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** Wed 15 Jun 2016 - 12:20

Rocinante wrote:I can't even watch that. People being unsafe with guns scares the shit out of me. There are so many dumbasses carrying.

Yeah, I stopped watching after super drunk underwear kid fell down the hill. He easily could have killed someone.

by **DWags** Wed 15 Jun 2016 - 12:27

Most people who brag about fire arms are dumb asses with them. That's my point.

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