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Post by tGreenWay 2016-06-17, 15:06

Everything about EL is perfect. People are happy and beautiful, smart and rich. The city listens to its residents and students. It appreciates those young adults who come to school here. The police respect the students and frequently share laughs with them. There's a sympatico between the city, the school, the full-time residents, and the part-time student dwellers that exists no where else.

This is the best city ever. I love it.
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Post by Robert J Sakimano 2016-06-17, 15:09

tGreenWay wrote:Everything about EL is perfect. People are happy and beautiful, smart and rich. The city listens to its residents and students. It appreciates those young adults who come to school here. The police respect the students and frequently share laughs with them. There's a sympatico between the city, the school, the full-time residents, and the part-time student dwellers that exists no where else.

Atop all of these amazing features, EL is also proud to include tGreenWay and Robert J Sakimano as permanent residents.

This is the best city ever. I love it.
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Post by tGreenWay 2016-06-17, 15:13

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:Everything about EL is perfect. People are happy and beautiful, smart and rich. The city listens to its residents and students. It appreciates those young adults who come to school here. The police respect the students and frequently share laughs with them. There's a sympatico between the city, the school, the full-time residents, and the part-time student dwellers that exists no where else.

Atop all of these amazing features, EL is also proud to include tGreenWay and Robert J Sakimano as permanent residents.

This is the best city ever. I love it.
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Outstanding amendment. Thank-you.
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Post by DWags 2016-06-17, 15:18

tGreenWay wrote:Everything about EL is perfect. People are happy and beautiful, smart and rich. The city listens to its residents and students. It appreciates those young adults who come to school here. The police respect the students and frequently share laughs with them. There's a sympatico between the city, the school, the full-time residents, and the part-time student dwellers that exists no where else.

This is the best city ever. I love it.

Chills. Perhaps besides the birth of my own two daughters, my first day in East Lansing was the greatest in my life.

By the way, the Local prosecutor is a real ladies man.
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Post by Blanch32 2016-06-17, 15:30

Bob,

It's working!!!

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Post by Death Roe 2016-06-17, 15:32

Boguarded?

Holy shit. I have a headache.
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Post by tGreenWay 2016-06-17, 15:44

Death Roe wrote:Boguarded?

Holy shit. I have a headache.


East Lansing is the greatest university town ever 502811600 He must be referring to Humphrey Boguard.
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Post by tGreenWay 2016-06-17, 15:45

DWags wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:Everything about EL is perfect. People are happy and beautiful, smart and rich. The city listens to its residents and students. It appreciates those young adults who come to school here. The police respect the students and frequently share laughs with them. There's a sympatico between the city, the school, the full-time residents, and the part-time student dwellers that exists no where else.

This is the best city ever. I love it.

Chills. Perhaps besides the birth of my own two daughters, my first day in East Lansing was the greatest in my life.

By the way, the Local prosecutor is a real ladies man.

I moved to EL even before I needed to for school because I'd heard what a beautiful place this was. It didn't let me down, and it never has.
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Post by Turtleneck 2016-06-17, 15:56

I love PACE. Thanks for keeping EL clean, quiet, and navigable. Love you guys.
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Post by tGreenWay 2016-06-17, 18:56

Turtleneck wrote:I love PACE. Thanks for keeping EL clean, quiet, and navigable. Love you guys.

This. Not that it's needed often, because very few people, students especially, ever get loud and party outside late or park their cars illegally or in a no parking zone. But, it's nice to know they do a professional job, particularly respectful of everyone, during those few times they're called to assist.
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Post by Turtleneck 2016-06-17, 19:33

I could not agree more. It is so awesome that with the amazing EL bar scene and all the crowds and traffic it brings, PACE stays so professional. A real testament to the character of local government in EL.
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Post by Jake from State Farm 2016-06-17, 20:49

It helps too that the weather is always sunny and 70.
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Post by NigelUno 2016-06-17, 21:30

Athens might be in the Top 5.
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Post by Guest 2016-11-07, 10:56

It would be if only MSU didn't cost so much.

What does MSU cost East Lansing?

EAST LANSING — East Lansing has determined what it says Michigan State University is costing city residents.

Right down to the vomit removal.

Fire department calls, police overtime and downtown cleanup after student nightlife are among the issues that cost the city about $3.75 million last year, according to a recent study paid for by the city.
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Post by Robert J Sakimano 2016-11-07, 11:03

LooseGoose wrote:It would be if only MSU didn't cost so much.

What does MSU cost East Lansing?

EAST LANSING — East Lansing has determined what it says Michigan State University is costing city residents.

Right down to the vomit removal.

Fire department calls, police overtime and downtown cleanup after student nightlife are among the issues that cost the city about $3.75 million last year, according to a recent study paid for by the city.
I've posted here plenty of times about vomit splatters on Grand River during my early, pre-dawn runs.

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Post by Guest 2016-11-07, 11:11

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
LooseGoose wrote:It would be if only MSU didn't cost so much.

What does MSU cost East Lansing?

I've posted here plenty of times about vomit splatters on Grand River during my early, pre-dawn runs.

#StayClassy


How do you identify the vomit in the pre-dawn? Do your shoes slip?
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Post by NigelUno 2016-11-07, 11:12

LooseGoose wrote:It would be if only MSU didn't cost so much.

What does MSU cost East Lansing?

EAST LANSING — East Lansing has determined what it says Michigan State University is costing city residents.

Right down to the vomit removal.

Fire department calls, police overtime and downtown cleanup after student nightlife are among the issues that cost the city about $3.75 million last year, according to a recent study paid for by the city.

They paid for a study on that? So, it cost even more!!!
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Post by Robert J Sakimano 2016-11-07, 11:16

LooseGoose wrote:
Robert J Sakimano wrote:I've posted here plenty of times about vomit splatters on Grand River during my early, pre-dawn runs.

#StayClassy


How do you identify the vomit in the pre-dawn? Do your shoes slip?
thankfully the stores are fairly well lit up, thereby creating a nice little glow onto the sidewalks.

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Post by Guest 2016-11-07, 11:20

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
LooseGoose wrote:

How do you identify the vomit in the pre-dawn? Do your shoes slip?
thankfully the stores are fairly well lit up, thereby creating a nice little glow onto the sidewalks.


So you're running through the downtown area? I'll be worried about you now, some diligent police officer might think you're fleeing a crime scene.
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Post by Robert J Sakimano 2016-11-07, 11:22

LooseGoose wrote:
Robert J Sakimano wrote:thankfully the stores are fairly well lit up, thereby creating a nice little glow onto the sidewalks.


So you're running through the downtown area? I'll be worried about you now, some diligent police officer might think you're fleeing a crime scene.
I'd say if you ever wanted to commit a crime, looking sufficiently fit while wearing hi-tech running clothes might be a good way to look less suspicious while you flee.

(not that I've thought about it.. until you brought it up)
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Post by Guest 2016-11-07, 11:32

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
LooseGoose wrote:

So you're running through the downtown area? I'll be worried about you now, some diligent police officer might think you're fleeing a crime scene.
I'd say if you ever wanted to commit a crime, looking sufficiently fit while wearing hi-tech running clothes might be a good way to look less suspicious while you flee.

(not that I've thought about it.. until you brought it up)

Hi Tech running clothes don't overcome skin color, this is America after all.
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Post by DWags 2016-11-07, 12:28

Wear a wig, get black yoga pants, big sweatshirt that says "State" and brown uggs.   Nobody woudl ever recognize you.
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Post by Robert J Sakimano 2016-11-07, 12:39

LooseGoose wrote:
Robert J Sakimano wrote:I'd say if you ever wanted to commit a crime, looking sufficiently fit while wearing hi-tech running clothes might be a good way to look less suspicious while you flee.

(not that I've thought about it.. until you brought it up)

Hi Tech running clothes don't overcome skin color, this is America after all.
it's a good point.
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Post by Robert J Sakimano 2016-11-07, 12:41

DWags wrote:Wear a wig, get black yoga pants, big sweatshirt that says "State" and brown uggs.   Nobody woudl ever recognize you.
East Lansing is the greatest university town ever 502811600

I've often wondered that, if upon being admitted to MSU, if all females receive a MSU student starter kit that includes: black yoga pants, boots of some sort (be it those hideous Ugg looking things or the leather boots), some sort of North Face fleece jacket and a "How to Butcher the English Language" handbook.
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Post by Blanch32 2016-11-07, 16:18

LooseGoose wrote:It would be if only MSU didn't cost so much.

What does MSU cost East Lansing?

EAST LANSING — East Lansing has determined what it says Michigan State University is costing city residents.

Right down to the vomit removal.

Fire department calls, police overtime and downtown cleanup after student nightlife are among the issues that cost the city about $3.75 million last year, according to a recent study paid for by the city.


.....and yet how much money in tickets does msu pay el? terrible terrible college town. don't miss it at all
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Post by tGreenWay 2018-09-24, 13:53

We have the best drunks and the funniest cops.

East Lansing police seek man 'working through some anger issues' after parking gate broken
https://on.lsj.com/2xOQSVO

Oh yeah... wait for it.
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Post by Watch Out Pylon! 2018-09-24, 14:57

College. East Lansing is the greatest university town ever 502811600
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Post by Rocinante 2018-09-24, 15:04

At least he didn’t lose his phone.
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Post by tGreenWay 2018-09-24, 15:36

Ya know, the way he was holding the side of his face makes me wonder if someone just popped him one. He was just taking out his fury on the gate. East Lansing is the greatest university town ever 502811600
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Post by NigelUno 2018-09-24, 15:50

tGreenWay wrote:Ya know, the way he was holding the side of his face makes me wonder if someone just popped him one. He was just taking out his fury on the gate. East Lansing is the greatest university town ever 502811600

Or...he was just talking on his cell phone...
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Post by tGreenWay 2018-09-24, 16:40

Rocinante wrote:At least he didn’t lose his phone.

Is that what that is? I thought he was hurt. East Lansing is the greatest university town ever 502811600 East Lansing is the greatest university town ever 294152859
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Post by Bill Cain 2018-09-27, 05:15

Haven’t been on campus or to EL since the summer of 2015...

Your typical young college student has so much naïveté. Bunch of dumbasses thinking they’re going to be an investment banker or an MD. Then life hits them

Usually around October shit starts hitting the fan
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Post by Other Teams Pursuing That 2018-09-27, 13:15

EL sucks.
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Post by tGreenWay 2018-09-27, 16:03

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:EL sucks.

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Post by Nordic 2018-09-27, 19:28

I really enjoyed my time in EL.
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Post by Senior Dickfist 2018-09-27, 19:37

Nordic wrote:I really enjoyed my time in EL.

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Post by AvgMSUJoe 2018-09-28, 08:34

EL isn't the EL you remember. (Campus either.)
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