Good news: Path to legalization for raw milk sellers

by **Turtleneck** 2016-07-13, 15:52

http://www.foodsafetynews.com/2016/06/new-regs-offer-raw-milk-dairy-farms-path-to-legalization/#.V4abHJMrLIE

The bad news....

Coroner rules raw milk caused death of three-year-old boy
http://www.foodsafetynews.com/2016/06/coroner-rules-raw-milk-caused-boys-death/#.V4abR5MrLIE

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2016-07-13, 15:54

Reserving the second post in this thread so that if any marketers want to buy this post from me in this eventual 37 page thread about milk it will be available to them.

by **Turtleneck** 2016-07-13, 15:55

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Reserving the second post in this thread so that if any marketers want to buy this post from me in this eventual 37 page thread about milk it will be available to them.

I get 75% off the top. You guys can fight about your share. Personally, I think raw milk is deadly. There is cow shit in raw milk. That's not raw chocolate milk you're drinking, Travis.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2016-07-13, 16:16

I suppose if people want to chug something that knowingly kills people, more power to them. It'll Darwin out the loonies eventually.

by Guest 2016-07-13, 16:17

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:I suppose if people want to chug something that knowingly kills people, more power to them. It'll Darwin out the loonies eventually.

Good thing whisky never killed anyone.

by Guest 2016-07-13, 16:18

Turtleneck wrote:Coroner rules raw milk caused death of three-year-old boy
http://www.foodsafetynews.com/2016/06/coroner-rules-raw-milk-caused-boys-death/#.V4abR5MrLIE

Had to go clear back to 2014 in Australia for your example. Good work.

by Guest 2016-07-13, 16:21

Turtleneck wrote:http://www.foodsafetynews.com/2016/06/new-regs-offer-raw-milk-dairy-farms-path-to-legalization/#.V4abHJMrLIE

And from article #1 -

For at least the past 30 years, raw milk producers in Illinois worked outside the law, with on-farm sales and deliveries in Chicago and its suburbs. Raw milk by the gallon fetches as much as $18.

Farms shipping milk to the co-ops get paid - +/- $15cwt or around $1.25 per gallon. Why do you hate farmers so much?

by **The Pantry** 2016-07-13, 16:27

Turtleneck wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Reserving the second post in this thread so that if any marketers want to buy this post from me in this eventual 37 page thread about milk it will be available to them.

I get 75% off the top. You guys can fight about your share. Personally, I think raw milk is deadly. There is cow shit in raw milk. That's not raw chocolate milk you're drinking, Travis.

You have cow shit for brains

by **Turtleneck** 2016-07-13, 16:28

You're drinking poison, Loose.

http://lancasteronline.com/news/local/feds-inspect-lancaster-county-farm-linked-to-tainted-milk-outbreak/article_3ba0e312-47ae-11e6-8ae2-c37c3d4fcfc2.html

Who cares if it was from 2014. The write up is two weeks old, and it does not change the fact that raw milk is killing people around the world. #MassMurder

by Guest 2016-07-13, 16:41

Turtleneck wrote:You're drinking poison, Loose.

http://lancasteronline.com/news/local/feds-inspect-lancaster-county-farm-linked-to-tainted-milk-outbreak/article_3ba0e312-47ae-11e6-8ae2-c37c3d4fcfc2.html

Who cares if it was from 2014. The write up is two weeks old, and it does not change the fact that raw milk is killing people around the world. #MassMurder

I grew up drinking the good stuff, it helped developed an exceptionally strong immune system unlike the city boys with the immune system of a hothouse orchid.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2016-07-13, 16:45

What if I hate all milk?

by **Turtleneck** 2016-07-13, 16:46

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:What if I hate all milk?

Dairy is rape. That much is fact. But raw milk is genocide.

by **Rocinante** 2016-07-13, 17:10

Good news: Path to legalization for raw milk sellers Wv_copy

I love this photo and everything it represents.

by **Tim Wakefield** 2016-07-13, 17:12

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:What if I hate all milk?

This. Too many fucking milk threads

by **tGreenWay** 2016-07-13, 17:16

LooseGoose wrote:
Watch Out Pylon! wrote:I suppose if people want to chug something that knowingly kills people, more power to them. It'll Darwin out the loonies eventually.

Good thing whisky never killed anyone.

We should outlaw whisky, or at the very least be shown photos of dead drunks, their yellow skin, the bloody carnage from whisky-related automobile accidents, then make everyone wait a minimum of 48 hours before having to drive a couple hundred miles for their beverage.

by **Rocinante** 2016-07-13, 17:17

Tim Wakefield wrote:
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:What if I hate all milk?

This. Too many fucking milk threads

Milk does a body good, you ungrateful millennial wretches.

by **Tim Wakefield** 2016-07-13, 17:41

Maybe I don't like milk because I've never had shit milk. Does the shit make it taste better?

by Guest 2016-07-13, 17:42

Tim Wakefield wrote:Maybe I don't like milk because I've never had shit milk. Does the shit make it taste better?

Shit makes it unsaleable. Someday you'll get a chance to drink RealMilk™ straight from a bulk tank, you'll then know what you're missing.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2016-07-13, 17:43

Milk makes me want to gag unless it's a bowl of cereal. Give me a beer.

by **Tim Wakefield** 2016-07-13, 17:47

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Milk makes me want to gag unless it's a bowl of cereal. Give me a beer.

'How bout you sideburns, you want some of this milk?"

"...i'd rather have a beer"

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2016-07-13, 17:51

Tim Wakefield wrote:
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Milk makes me want to gag unless it's a bowl of cereal. Give me a beer.

'How bout you sideburns, you want some of this milk?"

"...i'd rather have a beer"

Good news: Path to legalization for raw milk sellers 502811600

Of course another millennial gets it.

by **Turtleneck** 2016-07-13, 17:58

Of course a M

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
Tim Wakefield wrote:

'How bout you sideburns, you want some of this milk?"

"...i'd rather have a beer"

Of course another millennial gets it.

Of course a Millenial thinks only Millenials saw Billy Madison.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2016-07-13, 17:59

Turtleneck wrote:Of course a M
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

Of course another millennial gets it.

Of course a Millenial thinks only Millenials saw Billy Madison.

I didn't say that Turtleneck. :)

There Travis - I threw in a smiley. Happy? Fuck you.

Good news: Path to legalization for raw milk sellers 502811600

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2016-07-13, 18:02

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:Of course a M

Of course a Millenial thinks only Millenials saw Billy Madison.

I didn't say that Turtleneck. :)

There Travis - I threw in a smiley. Happy? Fuck you.

:)

I don't like milk either and think that roc is a corporate milk whore for littering the board with the ad campaigns

:)

by **Rocinante** 2016-07-13, 18:07

Milk is good. So refreshing.

by **xsanguine** 2016-07-13, 18:10

I'm hoping every carton of raw milk is required by law to have a serial number.

by **Turtleneck** 2016-07-13, 18:12

Tim Wakefield wrote:Maybe I don't like milk because I've never had shit milk. Does the shit make it taste better?

There is nothing wrong with raw milk. The science does not support the claim.

by **tGreenWay** 2016-07-13, 18:21

Turtleneck wrote:Of course a M
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

Of course another millennial gets it.

Of course a Millenial thinks only Millenials saw Billy Madison.

Seriously, this.

by **tGreenWay** 2016-07-13, 18:22

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:Of course a M

Of course a Millenial thinks only Millenials saw Billy Madison.

I didn't say that Turtleneck. :)

There Travis - I threw in a smiley. Happy? Fuck you.

by **Jake from State Farm** 2016-07-13, 18:49

xsanguine wrote:I'm hoping every carton of raw milk is required by law to have a serial number.

Every packaged food item you buy has a tracking number.

by **Turtleneck** 2016-07-13, 19:02

X only eats what he grows and kills. Then his alarm clock goes off and he has to go to Meijer.

by **Tim Wakefield** 2016-07-13, 19:05

by **xsanguine** 2016-07-13, 19:15

Jake from State Farm wrote:
xsanguine wrote:I'm hoping every carton of raw milk is required by law to have a serial number.

Every packaged food item you buy has a tracking number.

I don't shop the "middle aisles" (besides sometimes some ice cream). But I am definitely aware there's a UPC number.

What I was implying was a serial number tying the purchase to you, specifically.

Again, it was a joke. Apparently a bad one since it had to be explained... and just having to explain it makes me the asshole. Plus the joke can't be construed as having the socially acceptable political opinion even though I didn't want it to even find it self in that vicinity. I should have made tied in serial number to what I was moreso referring to... but again, I didn't want to get too close to the real argument when I just wanted to give my one liner and be out.

by **xsanguine** 2016-07-13, 19:17

Turtleneck wrote:X only eats what he grows and kills. Then his alarm clock goes off and he has to go to Meijer.

I worked at Meijer in high school and I will say out of the few corporations I have worked for they treated us the best. Time Warner Cable the worst.... Meijer the best. I won't accept any shit talking of employment at Meijer. Shit, pay me the same as I'm making now and I'll skip around those aisle looking for people to help and things to straighten up.

I should buy from farmer John and if I find out he's registering a serial number with the government farmer John is going to catch himself a beating some night as he's closing up the barn doors.

(probably more bad jokes... but there's your joke disclaimer).

by **tGreenWay** 2016-07-13, 20:10

xsanguine wrote:
Jake from State Farm wrote:

Every packaged food item you buy has a tracking number.

I don't shop the "middle aisles" (besides sometimes some ice cream). But I am definitely aware there's a UPC number.

What I was implying was a serial number tying the purchase to you, specifically.

Again, it was a joke. Apparently a bad one since it had to be explained... and just having to explain it makes me the asshole. Plus the joke can't be construed as having the socially acceptable political opinion even though I didn't want it to even find it self in that vicinity. I should have made tied in serial number to what I was moreso referring to... but again, I didn't want to get too close to the real argument when I just wanted to give my one liner and be out.

Blanch?

by **xsanguine** 2016-07-13, 20:36

tGreenWay wrote:
xsanguine wrote:

I don't shop the "middle aisles" (besides sometimes some ice cream). But I am definitely aware there's a UPC number.

What I was implying was a serial number tying the purchase to you, specifically.

Again, it was a joke. Apparently a bad one since it had to be explained... and just having to explain it makes me the asshole. Plus the joke can't be construed as having the socially acceptable political opinion even though I didn't want it to even find it self in that vicinity. I should have made tied in serial number to what I was moreso referring to... but again, I didn't want to get too close to the real argument when I just wanted to give my one liner and be out.

Blanch?

Stay out of this, old man.

by **Turtleneck** 2016-07-13, 21:09

Let's get back to the made up science that says raw milk is bad. Just a bunch of people peddling fear.

by Guest 2016-07-13, 21:22

Turtleneck wrote:Let's get back to the made up science that says raw milk is bad. Just a bunch of people peddling fear.

TN? Contaminated raw milk is dangerous. The key is to make sure you're buying from a farm you trust and to verify their procedures. You know, caveat emptor? Before we became a nation of litigious assholes? Taking charge of your own food supply rather than relying on your government nanny to do it. And of course the government nanny falls short and people die there too.

by **Turtleneck** 2016-07-13, 21:50

No shit contaminated milk is dangerous. I am talking about the fear peddlers that shove fake science at you, with blanket statements, that all raw milk is dangerous.

by Guest 2016-07-13, 21:51

Turtleneck wrote:No shit contaminated milk is dangerous. I am talking about the fear peddlers that shove fake science at you, with blanket statements, that all raw milk is dangerous.

Good to see you come around, perhaps someday we can forage in Amish country. Get us some freshly dressed rabbits and pulled straight from the horse shit vegetables to make a healthy stew.

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