I left work early today....

by **tTy** 2016-07-26, 21:45

... and stopped and had three pints at the watering hole with some frens and co-workers. Picked up a pint of two-hearted for when I got home, drank that. Wife was at Meijer and the kids talked her into buying two 1.5 pound lobsters and we ended up having them for dinner. Kids didn't like them so I ate both of those motherfuckers and half of her new york strip. Had a couple more Miller Lite pints while I was cooking/eating. Just settling down now to relax. Not a bad afternoon, you guys.

I am still sad that Mike Sadler died though. I'm a pretty lucky dude.... I love you guys. I left work early today.... 685334576

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2016-07-26, 21:53

I love you too ty and next time you have too much lobster let me know and then keep them warm for like four hours or whatever

by **tTy** 2016-07-26, 21:55

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:I love you too ty and next time you have too much lobster let me know and then keep them warm for like four hours or whatever

Oh, they are still warm. Prolly 98.6-ish F or so right meow....

by **DWags** 2016-07-26, 21:55

tTy wrote:... and stopped and had three pints at the watering hole with some frens and co-workers. Picked up a pint of two-hearted for when I got home, drank that. Wife was at Meijer and the kids talked her into buying two 1.5 pound lobsters and we ended up having them for dinner. Kids didn't like them so I ate both of those motherfuckers and half of her new york strip. Had a couple more Miller Lite pints while I was cooking/eating. Just settling down now to relax. Not a bad afternoon, you guys.

I am still sad that Mike Sadler died though. I'm a pretty lucky dude.... I love you guys.

Live or frozen?

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2016-07-26, 21:56

Serious question, not trying to be an ass. What's the point of buying an entire live lobster? Why not just buy tails? Can you really get any decent meat out of any other part? I know there's some in the claws but that is small in comparison and such a pain in the ass to get at. Maybe I'm just not a lobster cracking pro.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2016-07-26, 21:57

tTy wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:I love you too ty and next time you have too much lobster let me know and then keep them warm for like four hours or whatever

Oh, they are still warm. Prolly 98.6-ish F or so right meow....

I'm probably not going to drive up there right now if I'm honest with you ty. I love you though.

by **DWags** 2016-07-26, 21:58

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Serious question, not trying to be an ass. What's the point of buying an entire live lobster? Why not just buy tails? Can you really get any decent meat out of any other part? I know there's some in the claws but that is small in comparison and such a pain in the ass to get at. Maybe I'm just not a lobster cracking pro.

Well they make a cool squeak squeel sound when you put them in the water.

I'm a crab leg over lobster guy. If given the choice.

by **NigelUno** 2016-07-26, 22:01

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Serious question, not trying to be an ass. What's the point of buying an entire live lobster? Why not just buy tails? Can you really get any decent meat out of any other part? I know there's some in the claws but that is small in comparison and such a pain in the ass to get at. Maybe I'm just not a lobster cracking pro.

I left work early today.... H2_Cook_Lobster_Crack_Claw_9

by **tTy** 2016-07-26, 22:03

DWags wrote:
tTy wrote:... and stopped and had three pints at the watering hole with some frens and co-workers. Picked up a pint of two-hearted for when I got home, drank that. Wife was at Meijer and the kids talked her into buying two 1.5 pound lobsters and we ended up having them for dinner. Kids didn't like them so I ate both of those motherfuckers and half of her new york strip. Had a couple more Miller Lite pints while I was cooking/eating. Just settling down now to relax. Not a bad afternoon, you guys.

I am still sad that Mike Sadler died though. I'm a pretty lucky dude.... I love you guys.

Live or frozen?

LMFAO, I couldn't get him to smile.

I left work early today.... Img_2010

by **tTy** 2016-07-26, 22:05

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Serious question, not trying to be an ass. What's the point of buying an entire live lobster? Why not just buy tails? Can you really get any decent meat out of any other part? I know there's some in the claws but that is small in comparison and such a pain in the ass to get at. Maybe I'm just not a lobster cracking pro.

I eat all the tail, claws, suck the meat out of the legs and tail flaps. I also eat the green shit... I think it's the liver or something, but I'm not sure.

I've never actually had just a frozen lobster tail, but I think that it would not be as fun as tearing apart the real thing.

by **tTy** 2016-07-26, 22:07

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
tTy wrote:

Oh, they are still warm. Prolly 98.6-ish F or so right meow....

I'm probably not going to drive up there right now if I'm honest with you ty. I love you though.

You are welcome any time, man. I fucking love you.

by **DWags** 2016-07-26, 22:08

tTy wrote:
DWags wrote:

Live or frozen?

LMFAO, I couldn't get him to smile.

Nice. Did they make the noise?

by **tTy** 2016-07-26, 22:11

DWags wrote:
tTy wrote:

LMFAO, I couldn't get him to smile.

Nice. Did they make the noise?

I don't know for sure. I dropped them in head first (because that's how you're supposed to do it to avoid splashing) and the boy rolled right up to the rim to check it out, and I got so scared that he was going to get splashed with boiling water from a flappin lobster tail that I ended up yelling at him to get back and scared him. I felt like a dick, but he could have gotten a face full of a rolling boil if one of them flopped around just right.

by **The Pantry** 2016-07-26, 22:13

Alaska cruise daughter has been making me increasingly jealous of her seemingly endless access to fresh king crab legs for a couple months now. It's starting to seriously piss me off.

I left work early today.... Ak43_k10

by **DWags** 2016-07-26, 22:16

tTy wrote:
DWags wrote:

Nice. Did they make the noise?

I don't know for sure. I dropped them in head first (because that's how you're supposed to do it to avoid splashing) and the boy rolled right up to the rim to check it out, and I got so scared that he was going to get splashed with boiling water from a flappin lobster tail that I ended up yelling at him to get back and scared him. I felt like a dick, but he could have gotten a face full of a rolling boil if one of them flopped around just right.

Good call. When you deep fry a turkey in your rug there how the fuck do you clean the shit? I've done two in mine because it's such a pain in the ass.

by **tTy** 2016-07-26, 22:17

The Pantry wrote:Alaska cruise daughter has been making me increasingly jealous of her seemingly endless access to fresh king crab legs for a couple months now. It's starting to seriously piss me off.

by **tTy** 2016-07-26, 22:20

DWags wrote:
tTy wrote:

I don't know for sure. I dropped them in head first (because that's how you're supposed to do it to avoid splashing) and the boy rolled right up to the rim to check it out, and I got so scared that he was going to get splashed with boiling water from a flappin lobster tail that I ended up yelling at him to get back and scared him. I felt like a dick, but he could have gotten a face full of a rolling boil if one of them flopped around just right.

Good call. When you deep fry a turkey in your rug there how the fuck do you clean the shit? I've done two in mine because it's such a pain in the ass.

I haven't deep fried a turkey in 20 years. Never in that pot, anyway..... Probably on that burner though. I think it was at a Spartan game and I forgot to turn the gas off and the fucking oil flash pointed and burst into flames..... guh, that was good times..... lmao

by BleacherSwill 2016-07-26, 22:26

tTy wrote:... and stopped and had three pints at the watering hole with some frens and co-workers. Picked up a pint of two-hearted for when I got home, drank that. Wife was at Meijer and the kids talked her into buying two 1.5 pound lobsters and we ended up having them for dinner. Kids didn't like them so I ate both of those motherfuckers and half of her new york strip. Had a couple more Miller Lite pints while I was cooking/eating. Just settling down now to relax. Not a bad afternoon, you guys.

I am still sad that Mike Sadler died though. I'm a pretty lucky dude.... I love you guys.

Miller lite. The basement of beer.

by **tTy** 2016-07-26, 22:32

BleacherSwill wrote:
tTy wrote:... and stopped and had three pints at the watering hole with some frens and co-workers. Picked up a pint of two-hearted for when I got home, drank that. Wife was at Meijer and the kids talked her into buying two 1.5 pound lobsters and we ended up having them for dinner. Kids didn't like them so I ate both of those motherfuckers and half of her new york strip. Had a couple more Miller Lite pints while I was cooking/eating. Just settling down now to relax. Not a bad afternoon, you guys.

I am still sad that Mike Sadler died though. I'm a pretty lucky dude.... I love you guys.

Miller lite. The basement of beer.

Miller Lite has pretty much paid for everything I have in life.

What did you have for dinner tonight?

by **tGreenWay** 2016-07-26, 22:40

The Pantry wrote:Alaska cruise daughter has been making me increasingly jealous of her seemingly endless access to fresh king crab legs for a couple months now. It's starting to seriously piss me off.

Your daughter has the dominant hair gene. If she has boys, they won't go bald.

by **InTenSity** 2016-07-26, 22:44

My wife and I had a frozen bag of Mongolian beef tonight. It was aight. I wanted taco Tuesday. We usually don't eat that though.

by **tGreenWay** 2016-07-26, 22:45

We had Thai tonight. Always sofa king good.

by **DWags** 2016-07-26, 22:46

tGreenWay wrote:
The Pantry wrote:Alaska cruise daughter has been making me increasingly jealous of her seemingly endless access to fresh king crab legs for a couple months now. It's starting to seriously piss me off.

Your daughter has the dominant hair gene. If she has boys, they won't go bald.

How the fuck can you tell that?

by aualum06 2016-07-26, 22:50

DWags wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

Your daughter has the dominant hair gene. If she has boys, they won't go bald.

How the fuck can you tell that?

Dude, it's obvious

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2016-07-26, 22:50

I'm glad you had a good day Ty.

by **tGreenWay** 2016-07-26, 22:51

DWags wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

Your daughter has the dominant hair gene. If she has boys, they won't go bald.

How the fuck can you tell that?

See the little isthmus sticking out in the middle of her forehead at the hairline? That's the sign. If that's not there, it's a recessive gene and her boys will eventually lose their hair. A lot of women even have a slight inward curve, which is the easiest giveaway of future bald boys.

by **tTy** 2016-07-26, 22:53

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:I'm glad you had a good day Ty.

Thanks buddy. Sorry for being such a fucking dick sometimes..... XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO

by **DWags** 2016-07-26, 22:54

tGreenWay wrote:
DWags wrote:

How the fuck can you tell that?

See the little isthmus sticking out in the middle of her forehead at the hairline? That's the sign. If that's not there, it's a recessive gene and her boys will eventually lose their hair. A lot of women even have a slight inward curve, which is the easiest giveaway of future bald boys.

The fuck. Now I need to look at my daughters head. I'd post but you all are creeps.

by **y2kMgrad** 2016-07-26, 22:55

I had a dry chicken sandwich and a few jalapeno chips from Meijer.

by **tTy** 2016-07-26, 22:56

tGreenWay wrote:
DWags wrote:

How the fuck can you tell that?

See the little isthmus sticking out in the middle of her forehead at the hairline? That's the sign. If that's not there, it's a recessive gene and her boys will eventually lose their hair. A lot of women even have a slight inward curve, which is the easiest giveaway of future bald boys.

Serious... I always thought that the best indicator was maternal grandfathers head of hair. Or are these two both NOT mutually exclusive. Not to hijack my own thread, but my moms father had a brillopad hairdo till the day he died, and mine isn't going anywhere... It is thick as fuck and I have to get it thinned out every three weeks or my brain bucket overheats due to too much hairs.....

by **tTy** 2016-07-26, 22:56

DWags wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

See the little isthmus sticking out in the middle of her forehead at the hairline? That's the sign. If that's not there, it's a recessive gene and her boys will eventually lose their hair. A lot of women even have a slight inward curve, which is the easiest giveaway of future bald boys.

The fuck. Now I need to look at my daughters head. I'd post but you all are creeps.

c'mon, Pantry did it!!!! And his daughter was suckin on a crab dick!!!!

by **y2kMgrad** 2016-07-26, 22:57

tGreenWay wrote:
DWags wrote:

How the fuck can you tell that?

See the little isthmus sticking out in the middle of her forehead at the hairline? That's the sign. If that's not there, it's a recessive gene and her boys will eventually lose their hair. A lot of women even have a slight inward curve, which is the easiest giveaway of future bald boys.

Mind blown.

by **tTy** 2016-07-26, 22:57

y2kMgrad wrote:I had a dry chicken sandwich and a few jalapeno chips from Wal-Mart.

fixed.

by **tGreenWay** 2016-07-26, 22:58

DWags wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

See the little isthmus sticking out in the middle of her forehead at the hairline? That's the sign. If that's not there, it's a recessive gene and her boys will eventually lose their hair. A lot of women even have a slight inward curve, which is the easiest giveaway of future bald boys.

The fuck. Now I need to look at my daughters head. I'd post but you all are creeps.

Well, the other way to tell is that baldness comes from the maternal grandfather. If you're bald, your grandsons will be, too. If you have hair, so will they.

by **tTy** 2016-07-26, 22:59

tGreenWay wrote:
DWags wrote:

The fuck. Now I need to look at my daughters head. I'd post but you all are creeps.

Well, the other way to tell is that baldness comes from the maternal grandfather. If you're bald, your grandsons will be, too. If you have hair, so will they.

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by **tGreenWay** 2016-07-26, 23:00

tTy wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

See the little isthmus sticking out in the middle of her forehead at the hairline? That's the sign. If that's not there, it's a recessive gene and her boys will eventually lose their hair. A lot of women even have a slight inward curve, which is the easiest giveaway of future bald boys.

Serious... I always thought that the best indicator was maternal grandfathers head of hair. Or are these two both NOT mutually exclusive. Not to hijack my own thread, but my moms father had a brillopad hairdo till the day he died, and mine isn't going anywhere... It is thick as fuck and I have to get it thinned out every three weeks or my brain bucket overheats due to too much hairs.....

I didn't see your post before I answered DWags. You're right, the two aren't mutually exclusive.

by **y2kMgrad** 2016-07-26, 23:01

tTy wrote:
y2kMgrad wrote:I had a dry chicken sandwich and a few jalapeno chips from Wal-Mart.

fixed.

Now I'm eating a piece of Arnie's cake. It's delicious.

by **tGreenWay** 2016-07-26, 23:04

Funny thing is, it's almost always the first thing I look for when I meet a woman or see a head shot of some celebrity online (after the tits, obviously). The first one who comes to mind is Jennifer Lopez, who is going to have some bald-ass sons.

by **tTy** 2016-07-26, 23:04

tGreenWay wrote:
tTy wrote:

Serious... I always thought that the best indicator was maternal grandfathers head of hair. Or are these two both NOT mutually exclusive. Not to hijack my own thread, but my moms father had a brillopad hairdo till the day he died, and mine isn't going anywhere... It is thick as fuck and I have to get it thinned out every three weeks or my brain bucket overheats due to too much hairs.....

I didn't see your post before I answered DWags. You're right, the two aren't mutually exclusive.

OK, so now that we have that solved, which one of my ancestors do I blame for my tiny dick? I mean, at full mast, I'm respectable, but this motherfucker can deflate to the size of a "large" jelly bean if it's cold enough out there. TIA...

by **tGreenWay** 2016-07-26, 23:05

y2kMgrad wrote:
tTy wrote:

fixed.

Now I'm eating a piece of Arnie's cake. It's delicious.

Do you steal cake from people often?

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