Will Trump Release His Tax Returns?

what is Cheeto hiding?

Robert J Sakimano wrote:what is Cheeto hiding?

He is definitely hiding something. At this point, there is no doubt something is hidden in those returns that would undermine his message.

I imagine it is options B and C, but also that he pays little in taxes. I would not be surprised if his taxes explain why he wants to cuddle up with Putin. Rumor has it that big banks do not like to do business with Trump and he gets money from unsavory types overseas.

If I shook his hand, would I get that Cheeto stuff all over my fingers? Does the orange rub off him?

I'm betting on a long history of donations to democratic candidates, namely Hillary Clinton.

Can I call him something other than Cheeto Hitler?

I think I prefer Cheez-It Mussolini, or maybe Combos Pinochet. Let me know.

Turtleneck wrote:Can I call him something other than Cheeto Hitler?

I think I prefer Cheez-It Mussolini, or maybe Combos Pinochet. Let me know.

Frito Bandito?

Floyd Robertson wrote:

Turtleneck wrote:Can I call him something other than Cheeto Hitler?

I think I prefer Cheez-It Mussolini, or maybe Combos Pinochet. Let me know.

Frito Bandito?

I like it.

I think Pringles Pinochet would have been better than Combos. Or maybe Pringles Pol Pot.

Combos Ceaușescu. That's it.

In other news, because of Bob, I am devoting way too much time to combining snack foods with dictators as a means of mocking Trump.

Turtleneck wrote:Can I call him something other than Cheeto Hitler?

I think I prefer Cheez-It Mussolini, or maybe Combos Pinochet. Let me know.

how does "Little Debbie SnacKKK Cake" sound? It kind of pays homage to both his many alleged sexual assaults on young girls and his attachment to his favorite white power movement..