The Let's Hire Chris Solari Fund

by Guest 9/16/2016, 5:26 pm

I checked my budget and was able to squeeze $1.22 a week out by eliminating that 3rd egg on some mornings.

It's a start can anyone else help?

by **Tim Wakefield** 9/16/2016, 5:27 pm

I'll chip in a Brody meal plan

by **Rocinante** 9/16/2016, 5:30 pm

I got 20 bucks.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 9/16/2016, 5:40 pm

Rocinante wrote:I got 20 bucks.

Fuckin high roller over here

by **kingstonlake** 9/16/2016, 5:55 pm

$20/mo (eliminate on casino trip annually)

by **tGreenWay** 9/16/2016, 6:13 pm

I'm in for a couple of Led Zeppelin temporary tattoos. And beer.

by **Floyd Robertson** 9/16/2016, 6:17 pm

I'll ante up my pocket lint every week.

by **tGreenWay** 9/16/2016, 6:23 pm

Floyd Robertson wrote:I'll ante up my pocket lint every week.

It's like you don't even want to see tSwill flourish.

by **Rocinante** 9/16/2016, 6:24 pm

tGreenWay wrote:I'm in for a couple of Led Zeppelin temporary tattoos. And beer.

Ooooh. I want those tats bro. I rescind my 20 offer for Solari and offer it to you for the tats.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 9/16/2016, 6:31 pm

I got nothing. Sorry you guys. I don't mod for free.

by **tGreenWay** 9/16/2016, 6:32 pm

Rocinante wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:I'm in for a couple of Led Zeppelin temporary tattoos. And beer.

Ooooh. I want those tats bro. I rescind my 20 offer for Solari and offer it to you for the tats.

I'll see if I can work it out. I know a guy who's in the import/export business and handles contraband temporary tattoos on the DL. But keep the $20 for Solari, because -- unlike Floyd -- I wanna make tSwill great again.

by **Floyd Robertson** 9/16/2016, 6:38 pm

tGreenWay wrote:
Floyd Robertson wrote:I'll ante up my pocket lint every week.

It's like you don't even want to see tSwill flourish.

It's like you don't even value my pocket lint.

by Guest 9/16/2016, 6:40 pm

tGreenWay wrote:
Rocinante wrote:

Ooooh. I want those tats bro. I rescind my 20 offer for Solari and offer it to you for the tats.

I'll see if I can work it out. I know a guy who's in the import/export business .

Art Vandelay?

by **tGreenWay** 9/16/2016, 6:44 pm

Floyd Robertson wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

It's like you don't even want to see tSwill flourish.

It's like you don't even value my pocket lint.

It's what's on the other side of those pockets that really has value.

Not to me, but I'm sure you could sell yourself to raise funds for the Solari fund.

by **tGreenWay** 9/16/2016, 6:46 pm

LooseGoose wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

I'll see if I can work it out. I know a guy who's in the import/export business .

Art Vandelay?

Art is my guy for chips and diapers, and when I need latex. I can't talk about my guy on the docks.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 9/16/2016, 8:10 pm

I have 2 loonies, a couple of donkeys, a giftcard from Hooters with some leftover funds and a framed picture of Bea Arthur nude.

by **tGreenWay** 9/16/2016, 8:11 pm

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:I have 2 loonies, a couple of donkeys, a giftcard from Hooters with some leftover funds and a framed picture of Bea Arthur nude.

I know Solari. The Bea Arthur pic is all we'll need to make this happen.

by **DWags** 9/16/2016, 8:13 pm

I like the swill just the way it is. It feels like we're a little basket of deplorables.

by Guest 9/16/2016, 8:15 pm

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:I have 2 loonies, a couple of donkeys, a giftcard from Hooters with some leftover funds and a framed picture of Bea Arthur nude.

How much for the Bea Arthur pic?

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 9/16/2016, 8:17 pm

The pic is gonna land us our own staff writer you heathens.

by **Rocinante** 9/16/2016, 8:29 pm

The pic and those tattoos would be paying too much.

by **tGreenWay** 9/16/2016, 8:37 pm

DWags wrote:I like the swill just the way it is. It feels like we're a little basket of deplorables.

We should get hats that say that.

by **tGreenWay** 9/16/2016, 8:37 pm

LooseGoose wrote:
WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:I have 2 loonies, a couple of donkeys, a giftcard from Hooters with some leftover funds and a framed picture of Bea Arthur nude.

How much for the Bea Arthur pic?

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by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 9/16/2016, 8:46 pm

I think we can negotiate you guys, we're coming from a position of strength.

Let's start high but ultimately we can settle for a carefully worded retweet advertising tSwill's awesomeness in exchange for dropping the cyber terrorism campaign.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 9/16/2016, 8:47 pm

We are on to something here guys.

https://twitter.com/chrissolari/status/776945022356844544

by Guest 9/16/2016, 8:50 pm

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:We are on to something here guys.

https://twitter.com/chrissolari/status/776945022356844544

Can someone 'shop Estelle Getty on the Arthur pic?

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 9/16/2016, 8:51 pm

I could....but it would probably ruin the fantasy.

by **tGreenWay** 9/16/2016, 9:31 pm

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:We are on to something here guys.

https://twitter.com/chrissolari/status/776945022356844544

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by **tGreenWay** 9/16/2016, 9:34 pm

See if he'd be willing to switch Estelle Getty for a topless pic of Mike Tomlin or Clint Hurdle.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 9/16/2016, 9:56 pm

Chris I got you a 72x72 framed copy of this. Just agree to be our whatever or whatever and I'll mail it to where ever you want.

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by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 9/16/2016, 9:58 pm

Don't hassle Solari Travis.

by **tGreenWay** 9/17/2016, 12:42 am

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Don't hassle Solari Travis.

Travis is going to screw things up for us. Again.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 9/17/2016, 12:47 am

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Don't hassle Solari Travis.

Fuck you

by **DWags** 9/17/2016, 7:51 am

Damn it, we had the fish nibbling on the bait and Travis yanked the poll too early again. What an ass

by **tGreenWay** 9/17/2016, 1:55 pm

DWags wrote:Damn it, we had the fish nibbling on the bait and Travis yanked the poll too early again. What an ass

Fuck ~~Notre Dame~~ Travis.

by Guest 9/17/2016, 11:35 pm

Solid.

Spartan Swill ‏@SpartanSwillMSU 16m16 minutes ago
@chrissolari We're international. We don't have time for regional programming. Thanks though.

by Guest 9/17/2016, 11:36 pm

by Guest 9/23/2016, 10:10 pm

Strong work on the Twitters....

Spartan Swill ‏@SpartanSwillMSU 59m59 minutes ago
Come check us out. You'll never turn back. Maybe. http://tSwill.com . Solari, retweet this dammit. @chrissolari

Chris Solari ‏@chrissolari 9m9 minutes ago
@SpartanSwillMSU Waiting for the formal offer sheet.

Spartan Swill ‏@SpartanSwillMSU 7m7 minutes ago
@chrissolari We can paypal you the entirety of our treasury. It's probably close to $8 by now. Just send us an email and we're good to go.

by **tGreenWay** 9/24/2016, 3:50 am

LooseGoose wrote:Strong work on the Twitters....

Spartan Swill ‏@SpartanSwillMSU 59m59 minutes ago
Come check us out. You'll never turn back. Maybe. http://tSwill.com . Solari, retweet this dammit. @chrissolari

Chris Solari ‏@chrissolari 9m9 minutes ago
@SpartanSwillMSU Waiting for the formal offer sheet.

Spartan Swill ‏@SpartanSwillMSU 7m7 minutes ago
@chrissolari We can paypal you the entirety of our treasury. It's probably close to $8 by now. Just send us an email and we're good to go.

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by Guest 9/24/2016, 11:11 am

Reason #376 we need to hire Solari:

Chris Solari ‏@chrissolari 14m14 minutes ago
So this is what it's like to be @joerexrode? You picked the wrong time to leave the beat, pal.

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