This is no bullshit. I need to liquidate, what I believe to be, a solid gold counterfeit Rolex.

I need to scare up some scratch as quickly as possible, and I have this stupid ass Rolex that I believe to be solid gold (don't know the K involved, but = 18 or better I assume) but it's supposedly a counterfeit despite the fact that everything about it looks legit..... down to the box, the paperwork, the model number (I can't figure out how to remove the wrist band to gain access to the serial number though, dammit).

What should I do?

I am looking for super serious responses, as well as stupid ass cuntfuktard responses..... Serious responses preferred as this is an actual legit real request for informacion..... I am, however, expecting a landslide of "stupid ass cuntfuktard" responses though, so, have at is cuntards....

tTy wrote:I am, however, expecting a landslide of "stupid ass cuntfuktard" responses though, so, have at is cuntards....

Well take the fun out of it why don't ya Mr. Happy.

Rocinante wrote:

Well take the fun out of it why don't ya Mr. Happy.

wow

I thought I prepared myself well, and somehow you found a way to disappoint with the first fucking response. horrible.

I will give you a semen crusted jizz rag for it. My DNA is very valuable.

Masturbates wrote:I will give you a semen crusted jizz rag for it. My DNA is very valuable.

I realize a dude once traded a paperclip for some shit and kept re-trading it and re-trading it until he finally got hisself a house or some shit, but I fail to find the value in a jizz soaked beat off rag seeing as how I have a pile of those sitting three feet from me right now..... so... declined.

Next!

for reference...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One_red_paperclip

tTy wrote:

I realize a dude once traded a paperclip for some shit and kept re-trading it and re-trading it until he finally got hisself a house or some shit, but I fail to find the value in a jizz soaked beat off rag seeing as how I have a pile of those sitting three feet from me right now..... so... declined.

Next!

  what if I just poop in towel?

Masturbates wrote:

  what if I just poop in towel?

first:

1) Outline your diet over the course of the past 48 hours.
2) How "regular" are you?
3) Do I get to also keep the towel?
4) Estimate the mass/volume of your BM.
5) Do you ship overnight?

I'm all ears.

tTy wrote:

first:

1) Outline your diet over the course of the past 48 hours.
2) How "regular" are you?
3) Do I get to also keep the towel?
4) Estimate the mass/volume of your BM.
5) Do you ship overnight?

I'm all ears.

I'll DM you, I don't want my personal information out there on the internet for all to see

Pm tritongreen. He's the resident sleazeball round these parts. :rimshot:

Masturbates wrote:

I'll DM you, I don't want my personal information out there on the internet for all to see

Man, you are trying sooooo hard. Atta boy? Are we good here? Ok, bye.

You probably should try applying for unemployment....

Get a job, you fucking piece of shit. Lazy ass toe-fucker.

Your best bet is to start blowing dudes for money. You'll never be able to kick up the kind of scratch you need to pay off your bookie by Friday without selling yourself.

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Your best bet is to start blowing dudes for money. You'll never be able to kick up the kind of scratch you need to pay off your bookie by Friday without selling yourself.

No human will ever want that uncle-fucker anywhere near them.

Why is tTy so angry did he just break up with his boyfriend?

Who wears Rolex's anymore?

DWags wrote:Who wears Rolex's anymore?

Persians

This thread sucks

Ass Dan wrote:

Persians

This guy will buy it.  

Next time follow dell dude's advice. You fucking idiot.

Why would a counterfeiter invest in high quality gold housing for a Rolex ripoff?  Maybe really good gold plate.

Did the person you bought it from drive a counterfeit Rolls Royce?

How much did you pay for this fake?

Take it to a jeweler. They should be able to tell you how much gold or not gold you have.

DWags wrote:


This guy will buy it.  

That guy is Indian... Or Pakistani. I dunno

There are people that buy gold and it's a pretty big business nowdays, maybe you should look into it.

Does your bRolex make noise???

d_mcc wrote:

That guy is Indian... Or Pakistani. I dunno

What, their money isn't good enough for you? Racist.

I'd open the case and look for a very inconspicuous spot to make a small scratch to check it for plating. And its not over 18K. Since its fake Im assuming they will want it for scrap. They will rub some filings off of it and test it with acid to determine the K. Probably offer you a shitty scrap price if they abrade it and believe its solid. They may melt it on the spot to make sure.

gHost Spartan wrote:A real Rolex has continuous movement with the second hand but a fake one does not. It's actually pretty easy to tell the difference just on the function alone.

Nor will the movement make a noise. If your Rolex ticks....

gHost Spartan wrote:A real Rolex has continuous movement with the second hand but a fake one does not. It's actually pretty easy to tell the difference just on the function alone.

There are fakes with a sweep second hand.

gHost Spartan wrote:A real Rolex has continuous movement with the second hand but a fake one does not. It's actually pretty easy to tell the difference just on the function alone.

Plenty of fake ones sweep. There are lots of "levels" of fakes. Only a really bad fake ticks/doesn't sweep.

gHost Spartan wrote:A real Rolex has continuous movement with the second hand but a fake one does not. It's actually pretty easy to tell the difference just on the function alone.

There are fakes with a sweep second hand.

Ask the person you stole it from.

Two Star At Best wrote:I'd open the case and look for a very inconspicuous spot to make a small scratch to check it for plating. And its not over 18K.  Since its fake Im assuming they will want it for scrap.  They will rub some filings off of it and test it with acid to determine the K.  Probably offer you a shitty scrap price if they abrade it and believe its solid.  They may melt it on the spot to make sure.

Uh,the dude can't even figure out how to take the band off!

What would Cwissy do?

uh. pawn it to a legit shop.

only way.

AvgMSUJoe wrote:uh. pawn it to a legit shop.

only way.

Take it to the one on 8 mile that does the reality show. They seem like they give a fair price on things.  

1) Doesn't make any noise, at least that I can hear.

2) It doesn't have a continuous motion second hand, but it's real close, so I'm fairly certain that it is fake.

3) It was gifted to me by an Iraqi. You guys wouldn't believe the story if I took the 3 days it would take to type it out. Also, I don't want to out this guy even though I kinda hate him right now. #LONGStory

4) Any money I get from this thing isn't going to me.... It is for someone else. Again.... #LONGStory...

5) I might try the p3wned shop method and just be straight up with them. They will prolly offer me 30 bucks for it.

tTy wrote:1) Doesn't make any noise, at least that I can hear.

2) It doesn't have a continuous motion second hand, but it's real close, so I'm fairly certain that it is fake.

3) It was gifted to me by an Iraqi.  You guys wouldn't believe the story if I took the 3 days it would take to type it out.  Also, I don't want to out this guy even though I kinda hate him right now.  #LONGStory

4) Any money I get from this thing isn't going to me.... It is for someone else.  Again.....#LONGStory...

5) I might try the p3wned shop method and just be straight up with them.  They will prolly offer me 30 bucks for it.

I will trade you 150 participation points on 247 for the watch.