Re: This is no bullshit. I need to liquidate, what I believe to be, a solid gold counterfeit Rolex.

by **tGreenWay** 2014-05-22, 10:53

tTy wrote:1) Doesn't make any noise, at least that I can hear.

2) It doesn't have a continuous motion second hand, but it's real close, so I'm fairly certain that it is fake.

3) It was gifted to me by an Iraqi. You guys wouldn't believe the story if I took the 3 days it would take to type it out. Also, I don't want to out this guy even though I kinda hate him right now. #LONGStory

4) Any money I get from this thing isn't going to me.... It is for someone else. Again.....#LONGStory...

5) I might try the p3wned shop method and just be straight up with them. They will prolly offer me 30 bucks for it.

My God, you smell awful.

by **tTy** 2014-05-22, 11:10

Turtleneck wrote:

I will trade you 150 participation points on 247 for the watch.

No deal.

by **tTy** 2014-05-22, 11:11

tGreenWay wrote:

My God, you smell awful.

I don't get it.

by Chitown_Badger 2014-05-22, 11:17

gHost Spartan wrote:A real Rolex has continuous movement with the second hand but a fake one does not. It's actually pretty easy to tell the difference just on the function alone.

I was literally just going to to google that because I had heard that before.

Would anyone make a watch out of solid gold? Wouldn't it be incredibly heavy and prone to dents, since gold is such a soft metal?

Edit: Apparently the gold value of a true gold Rolex is about $960. http://www.ebay.com/gds/How-Much-Gold-Is-Really-In-A-Rolex-Watch-/10000000001632748/g.html

by Two Star At Best 2014-05-22, 11:20

LoneWolfSparty wrote:

Take it to the one on 8 mile that does the reality show. They seem like they give a fair price on things.

I know Les. He openly admits hes the "bank of last resort" and makes no bones about it. He will give you jack and shit because you have nowhere else to turn if you are coming to him. The show is totally fake and LEs only lets them show him being an "all star negotiator".

by **tTy** 2014-05-22, 11:24

Chitown_Badger wrote:

I was literally just going to to google that because I had heard that before.

Would anyone make a watch out of solid gold? Wouldn't it be incredibly heavy and prone to dents, since gold is such a soft metal?

Edit: Apparently the gold value of a true gold Rolex is about $960. http://www.ebay.com/gds/How-Much-Gold-Is-Really-In-A-Rolex-Watch-/10000000001632748/g.html

So, basically, this thing isn't worth dick.

by Chitown_Badger 2014-05-22, 11:26

tTy wrote:

So, basically, this thing isn't worth dick.

Nope. But you could be a craigslist scammer and probably get $100 for it.

by **tTy** 2014-05-22, 11:29

Well, dammit all....

Maybe some night I'll get hammered and type out the novel behind this watch just for shits and giggles. Guarantee everyone calls bullshit on 80% of the story.

by Chitown_Badger 2014-05-22, 11:31

tTy wrote:Well, dammit all....

Maybe some night I'll get hammered and type out the novel behind this watch just for shits and giggles. Guarantee everyone calls bullshit on 80% of the story.

I'm already calling bullshit on you hammering out the full story.

by **Turtleneck** 2014-05-22, 11:55

tTy wrote:

So, basically, this thing isn't worth dick.

should have taken the participation points, bro.

by **tTy** 2014-05-22, 11:57

Turtleneck wrote:

should have taken the participation points, bro.

I don't even know what those are.... I'd rather have a fake gold Rolex paper weight prolly.

by **Turtleneck** 2014-05-22, 12:01

That is what makes them so valuable.

by **Nordic** 2014-05-22, 12:20

tTy wrote:1) Doesn't make any noise, at least that I can hear.

2) It doesn't have a continuous motion second hand, but it's real close, so I'm fairly certain that it is fake.

3) It was gifted to me by an Iraqi. You guys wouldn't believe the story if I took the 3 days it would take to type it out. Also, I don't want to out this guy even though I kinda hate him right now. #LONGStory

4) Any money I get from this thing isn't going to me.... It is for someone else. Again.....#LONGStory...

5) I might try the p3wned shop method and just be straight up with them. They will prolly offer me 30 bucks for it.

I'm pretty those of us that are killing time on a message board have time for a #LONGstory. An Iraqi with counterfeit Rolex's sounds intriguing. Where the money goes probably not so much.

by **Nordic** 2014-05-22, 12:26

...on second thought, needing to "scare up some instant scratch" that is not intended for personal use sounds good too. I plan on blowing off the next 24hrs of work, so I have plenty of time to read.

by AvgMSUJoe 2014-05-22, 13:42

Nordic wrote:...on second thought, needing to "scare up some instant scratch" that is not intended for personal use sounds good too. I plan on blowing off the next 24hrs of work, so I have plenty of time to read.

& tTy's stories are at the very least colorful.

Learn new words and stuff with everyone.

by **AMwood** 2014-05-22, 13:48

tell it tty. shit, i gave you bastards all the glorious details of my crazy bitch whispering.

by LoneWolfSparty 2014-05-22, 13:50

AvgMSUJoe wrote:

& tTy's stories are at the very least colorful.

Learn new words and stuff with everyone.

tTy's stories are metaphoric, and also microcosms of life in general.

by Notorious GiB 2014-05-22, 14:23

If you need money that bad just sell off one of your little brats.

by **tGreenWay** 2014-05-22, 15:29

tTy wrote:Well, dammit all....

Maybe some night I'll get hammered and type out the novel behind this watch just for shits and giggles. Guarantee everyone calls bullshit on 80% of the story.

Nobody wants that. Nobody.

by Masturbates 2014-05-22, 21:20

I will buy the watch, say 50 bucks?

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