I went and poked the monkey's cage on TOB today.

Woke up from the wind knocking a branch off a tree and hitting my living room window last night about 2:00 a.m.   Was up and nobody was on this board, so I posted on TOB cause I was up and wanted to do something.  Then, today the monkeys read what I posted and really started screaming and throwing shit at each other and me.  

Not that it was a big deal about what I wanted to fuck with them about, but what I found is that people are definitely reading this board.   Many knew about shit I said in threads here.  From Ghost being Bisexual to me canceling the Maryland trip, to a coupe other things.   So, we're getting traffic, we just need them to start posting here.

Meh. Fuck those monkeys. There is a reason they still post on that dogshit of a website.

You know what's funny, last night before I went to bed I was bored so I watched this annoying monkeys video.

People read this board.

Bunch of poosays.

Monkey is a racist term. I'll thank you all in advance for not using it anymore.

I liked that monkey video. But I started playing it and my dumb old dog upstairs heard the music and started barking. Now she thinks someone is trying to break into our house and won't stop a full 10 minutes later. I better go upstairs with my stun gun and Klown Krusher just in case.

When I was 12 or 13, I was reading Salem's Lot. If you recall, the vampires had to be invited in so they would scratch on the glass or some shit. Well one night when I was reading before bed (it was late, I was not supposed to be up and I knew everyone else was asleep), a branch from a tree started scratching on the window.

Scared the shit out of me.

TheReal_LWS wrote:Monkey is a racist term. I'll thank you all in advance for not using it anymore.

#LWSjokes

Floyd Robertson wrote:You know what's funny, last night before I went to bed I was bored so I watched this annoying monkeys video.

So, I've never wanted to kick the fucking shit out of monkey so bad in all my life.

Please no.

Frank Ricard wrote:

Floyd Robertson wrote:You know what's funny, last night before I went to bed I was bored so I watched this annoying monkeys video.

So, I've never wanted to kick the fucking shit out of monkey so bad in all my life.

Why? Then it'll start throwing that shit at you. Punch the monkey in the weiner and walk away.

SeeRockCity wrote:When I was 12 or 13, I was reading Salem's Lot. If you recall, the vampires had to be invited in so they would scratch on the glass or some shit. Well one night when I was reading before bed (it was late, I was not supposed to be up and I knew everyone else was asleep), a branch from a tree started scratching on the window.

Scared the shit out of me.

SRC breaking the rules staying up late reading.

Frank Ricard wrote:

Floyd Robertson wrote:You know what's funny, last night before I went to bed I was bored so I watched this annoying monkeys video.

So, I've never wanted to kick the fucking shit out of monkey so bad in all my life.

Bee thinks your a racist now.

Ghost is without question bi.

Drive by fake Internet fights are weird. Not as weird as a Michigan fan pretending to be an MSU fan while praising Michigan all of the time. That's insanely insecure, but this is still weird.

Tanfan! wrote:Ghost is without question bi.

Hot! 3 some with the hubby ghost?

DWags wrote:

Frank Ricard wrote:

So, I've never wanted to kick the fucking shit out of monkey so bad in all my life.

Bee thinks your a racist now.

So, it's a crime to put the word 'think' in the same sentence with 'Bee'

Frank Ricard wrote:

DWags wrote:

Bee thinks your a racist now.

So, it's a crime to put the word 'think' in the same sentence with 'Bee'

Lol

Lomez. What an insecure piece of shit.

InTenSity wrote:Lomez. What an insecure piece of shit.

Yeah fuck you lomez

Got him twice.

FTR You're right wags