How many teams in college football can beat us?

All of them can

Its the same as the punchline to the joke about the biker that sends his old lady out to turn tricks for some fast cash. She comes back and hands him $200.50. He says increduliously, who the fuck gave you fifty cents?? She says matter of factly, "Why, ...all of them".

I think we take Ball St to the woodshed.