Hey Swillers! You ballers you! What are you getting your spouses for christmas??

by tanfan! 2016-12-07, 22:23

There is a great thread over on tCock asking this very same question! Hey Swillers! You ballers you! What are you getting your spouses for christmas?? 502811600

Hey Swillers! You ballers you! What are you getting your spouses for christmas?? 502811600

But, what if you like dudes? Hey Swillers! You ballers you! What are you getting your spouses for christmas?? 3557613862

by **pulling69** 2016-12-07, 22:25

Is gHost buying his soon to be ex wife a present?

PS IF I were married, I would get a Dyson...that way at least one thing would be sucking in the house.

by **duffy munn** 2016-12-07, 22:47

Tanfan! wrote:There is a great thread over on tCock asking this very same question!

But, what if you like dudes?

Are you getting yours oats or hay?

Maybe a carrot or some new horse shoes?

by **InTenSity** 2016-12-07, 22:48

Tanfan! wrote:There is a great thread over on tCock asking this very same question!

But, what if you like dudes?

Who doesn't like dudes?

by tanfan! 2016-12-07, 23:09

duffy munn wrote:
Tanfan! wrote:There is a great thread over on tCock asking this very same question!

But, what if you like dudes?

Are you getting yours oats or hay?

Maybe a carrot or some new horse shoes?

Muffy, I bought your wife a village bicycle. Why? Because everyone in the village has taken a ride on her! Oooooooooooooooooo

Hi Yooooooooo!

by tanfan! 2016-12-07, 23:10

InTenSity wrote:
Tanfan! wrote:There is a great thread over on tCock asking this very same question!

But, what if you like dudes?
Who doesn't like dudes?

No kidding, no sense in suppressing our latent homo tendencies, we should ask everyone to Fuck!

by tanfan! 2016-12-08, 08:02

gHost Spartan wrote:I see the message was received

I hear your ex is giving you the gift of child support. cheers

by tanfan! 2016-12-08, 08:04

Nigel check your pm!!! bounce

by TheReal_LWS 2016-12-08, 08:07

http://luxurylaunches.com/gadgets/the_worlds_most_expensive_iphone.php

by TheReal_LWS 2016-12-08, 08:07

Tanfan! wrote:
gHost Spartan wrote:I see the message was received

I hear your ex is giving you the gift of child support.

gHost?

by CheesySpartan 2016-12-08, 09:20

Tanfan! wrote:
gHost Spartan wrote:I see the message was received

I hear your ex is giving you the gift of child support.

Not cool

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2016-12-08, 09:22

247 Block. It's a cool new ap that blocks any message on the swill about TOB.

by **Rocinante** 2016-12-08, 09:52

Tickets to see Elton John.

by **Rocinante** 2016-12-08, 09:53

Which I admit is pretty gay.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2016-12-08, 10:08

we don't celebrate the birth of Santa Claus.. we'll be out of the country over break, as usual.

by Triple Sparty 2016-12-08, 10:09

Where you headed Bob?

by **I.B. Fine** 2016-12-08, 10:14

You know those commercials that show the Lexus sitting outside the house with a big bow on it?
I'm getting her one of those bows.

by **tGreenWay** 2016-12-08, 10:28

I.B. Fine wrote:You know those commercials that show the Lexus sitting outside the house with a big bow on it?
I'm getting her one of those bows.

I'm getting mine a copy of that commercial.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2016-12-08, 11:31

Triple Sparty wrote:Where you headed Bob?

London with a few days in France.

North Carolina for some time beforehand.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2016-12-08, 11:34

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
Triple Sparty wrote:Where you headed Bob?
London with a few days in France.

North Carolina for some time beforehand.

Nice, Bob. It rained a lot in London when I was there. Bring an umbrella.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2016-12-08, 11:44

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
Robert J Sakimano wrote:London with a few days in France.

North Carolina for some time beforehand.

Nice, Bob. It rained a lot in London when I was there. Bring an umbrella.

thanks.. I'll write that down.

by **tGreenWay** 2016-12-08, 11:59

I see London, I see France. Then in North Carolina, Bob only wears underpants. See, cuz it's North Carolina.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2016-12-08, 12:14

tGreenWay wrote:I see London, I see France. Then in North Carolina, Bob only wears underpants. See, cuz it's North Carolina.

my probation officer suggested that I wear pants.. especially within 500 feet of a school.

by tanfan! 2016-12-08, 15:49

Rocinante wrote:Which I admit is pretty gay.

I took three danny's togay!

by tanfan! 2016-12-08, 15:51

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

Nice, Bob. It rained a lot in London when I was there. Bring an umbrella.

Bob, the awkwards can't afford such trips. The wife and I were in London last year for Thanksgiving. Going to Italy this summer after the Vail trip in the winter. Life is good.

thanks.. I'll write that down.

by tanfan! 2016-12-08, 15:51

CheesySpartan wrote:
Tanfan! wrote:

I hear your ex is giving you the gift of child support.

Not cool

Oh fuck. If you only knew the level of not cool ghost has done to me. Hey Swillers! You ballers you! What are you getting your spouses for christmas?? 1f602

Hey Swillers! You ballers you! What are you getting your spouses for christmas?? 1f602

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2016-12-08, 16:01

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
Robert J Sakimano wrote:
London with a few days in France.

North Carolina for some time beforehand.

Nice, Bob. It rained a lot in London when I was there. Bring an umbrella.

I think I gotta travel to London for work sometime next year. Is the food really as shitty as people say it is?

by **Dendrobates** 2016-12-08, 17:35

Absolutely nothing. And he's not getting me anything. We agreed to do nothing for Christmas and our birthdays because of our Australia vacation. I'm going to be paying off that trip for a while. No point in buying worthless shit for each other.

by **Rocinante** 2016-12-08, 17:45

Dendrobates wrote:Absolutely nothing. And he's not getting me anything. We agreed to do nothing for Christmas and our birthdays because of our Australia vacation. I'm going to be paying off that trip for a while. No point in buying worthless shit for each other.

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by **I.B. Fine** 2016-12-08, 17:52

Dendrobates wrote:Absolutely nothing. And he's not getting me anything. We agreed to do nothing for Christmas and our birthdays because of our Australia vacation. I'm going to be paying off that trip for a while. No point in buying worthless shit for each other.

So will you be having any egg nog with your ramen noodles?

by **Dendrobates** 2016-12-08, 18:46

I.B. Fine wrote:
Dendrobates wrote:Absolutely nothing. And he's not getting me anything. We agreed to do nothing for Christmas and our birthdays because of our Australia vacation. I'm going to be paying off that trip for a while. No point in buying worthless shit for each other.
So will you be having any egg nog with your ramen noodles?

Oh yes, always. If not an egg nog, I will have a white Russian. We do have a lot of liquor stocked up in our basement bar. I plan on being drunk for most of the holidays.

by tanfan! 2016-12-09, 07:33

Dendrobates wrote:
I.B. Fine wrote:
So will you be having any egg nog with your ramen noodles?

Oh yes, always. If not an egg nog, I will have a white Russian. We do have a lot of liquor stocked up in our basement bar. I plan on being drunk for most of the holidays.

Wife and I are not giving each other things this year either. Seems kinda stupid at this age as we just go out an buy what we need at the time.

by Triple Sparty 2016-12-09, 09:54

Sounds fun, Bob. Will you drink wine in France or demand bad beer?

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2016-12-09, 10:11

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

Nice, Bob. It rained a lot in London when I was there. Bring an umbrella.

I think I gotta travel to London for work sometime next year. Is the food really as shitty as people say it is?

some great restaurants in London.. but pub food there is pub food here.

I feel like the Indian population in greater London brings a strong food game.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2016-12-09, 10:11

Triple Sparty wrote:Sounds fun, Bob. Will you drink wine in France or demand bad beer?

I'm a beer kind of guy.

I don't need to much.. beer, naps.. tunes. Pretty simple dude.

by tanfan! 2016-12-09, 18:01

GOD DAMMIT. LET'S FUCK!!

by **Motown Spartan** 2016-12-09, 18:10

Trip to Europe.

by **tGreenWay** 2016-12-09, 18:28

Not sure if we're really doing much or even anything for the actual holiday. Like Tanner said, if we need something, we buy it. But we're not into buying each other stuff just because. Last thing we need is more stuff. OTOH, I've been dropping hints for months about how much I want a signed photo of naked Dendro. Not sure if my wife has picked up on that, though.

by Triple Sparty 2016-12-09, 19:30

I saw a good deal on iPad mini 2 at Costco. But now need to figure way to buy without the wife knowing because only non-shared cards are our Amexs and Costco shut those down earlier this year.

by Triple Sparty 2016-12-09, 19:33

Also we need third Christmas gift thread. Not a baller but definitely not gee ess emm!

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