Rory dumped Wozniacki in 3 minute phone call, after wedding invitations went out.

http://www.thetimes.co.uk/tto/sport/tennis/article4101724.ece

Relationship terminated in three-minute phone conversation

Wozniacki played tennis in a lovely old arena at Roland Garros yesterday but would rather have been in Belfast, asking Rory McIlroy to his face why he left her this way. Except that the last time he called, less than a day after telling her how much he loved her, it was a three-minute conversation she thought was a joke.

And then he won. He learned from Tiger's mistake.

Maybe she snored

Loose Stools wrote:

Maybe she snored

It's nice that her mom still sews her name onto her underwear.

WBill wrote:

It's nice that her mom still sews her name onto her underwear.

At least your gaze is in the right general area.

3 minutes? I could disappoint her in half that time.

Thats pretty low.  BUT its probably for the best.  As another person on here said, he wont be making the same mistake Tiger made.

To me, there are 2 reasons for it to go down as advertised...

(1) He's already squeezin on another pair of boobs;
(2) He's already squeezin on a different set of balls.

... get it done before word gets out and the press has a field day.

Dude I commend the guy. He is very young and felt doubt. I couldn't do that as his age. Just ask potato. The boobies got the best of me.