This guy is gonna marry Serena Williams.

Alexis Ohannion

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He'll make a fine wife.

Pretty sure he's loaded.

Who is he?

First of all, Ohanian is a dude, not a “she.” And he’s best-known for co-founding the decidedly dude-centric social network and news site Reddit.

Ohanian, 32, is in many ways the archetypal tech bro. A University of Virginia graduate, he’s geeky and boyishly enthusiastic, handsome by tech-startup standards, and earnestly idealistic to an extent that stands out even in Silicon Valley, where everyone’s busy making the world a better place. Ohanian’s actual personal credo: “making the world suck less.” That’s like making the world a better place, but with facial hair.

Let no one speculate that Williams is dating Ohanian for his money. His net worth, according to a reliable source I’ll call “the Internet,” is in the neighborhood of $4.5 million, or approximately 3 percent of Williams’ own. That’s because he and co-founder Steve Huffman sold Reddit to Conde Nast in 2006, just a year after they launched it, and long before it blew up and became “the front page of the Internet.” Where was Justin Timberlake when Ohanian needed him?

She'll kill him.

I envy his death.

DWags wrote:
Who is he?

First of all, Ohanian is a dude, not a “she.” And he’s best-known for co-founding the decidedly dude-centric social network and news site Reddit.

Ohanian, 32, is in many ways the archetypal tech bro. A University of Virginia graduate, he’s geeky and boyishly enthusiastic, handsome by tech-startup standards, and earnestly idealistic to an extent that stands out even in Silicon Valley, where everyone’s busy making the world a better place. Ohanian’s actual personal credo: “making the world suck less.” That’s like making the world a better place, but with facial hair.

Let no one speculate that Williams is dating Ohanian for his money. His net worth, according to a reliable source I’ll call “the Internet,” is in the neighborhood of $4.5 million, or approximately 3 percent of Williams’ own. That’s because he and co-founder Steve Huffman sold Reddit to Conde Nast in 2006, just a year after they launched it, and long before it blew up and became “the front page of the Internet.” Where was Justin Timberlake when Ohanian needed him?

He was busy headin' on down to Liquor Town.

So he's worth 1/10th of her??? It's not for the money. Must be true love or he wanted a brown sugar mamma. LOL.

CheesySpartan wrote:So he's worth 1/10th of her???  It's not for the money. Must be true love or he wanted a brown sugar mamma. LOL.

Sounds like she is pulling the strings and she aced it.

She is going to snap his dick like a dry twig. But hey, maybe some guys like pain and discomfort and the ensuring surgical procedure.

kingstonlake wrote:He'll make a fine wife.

We can lock 'er up.

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:

kingstonlake wrote:He'll make a fine wife.

We can lock 'er up.

Haha

LooseGoose wrote:She'll kill him.

I envy his death.

death by snu snu

Kinda looks like Tom Green.

"My bum is on your face!"

LooseGoose wrote:She'll kill him.

I envy his death.

Get him in a leg lock and crush his skull.

Would do her. Would not do him. 3/10

Pretty sure it will go down like this.. fast forward to 4:03

This guy could be worth hundreds of millions but sold Reddit early.

It's tough though. Offered several million sounds iOS at the time.

Just like the guy who founded Victoria's Secret. Sold it when it was small and later killed himself when it blew up.