Farting at work

by P Rob 2017-01-16, 11:27

What is the proper etiquette?

I use my desk chair as a sliencer. Is this a bad idea? It seems to limit the smell...I'm almost tempted to smell my chair and see if the odor is trapped.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2017-01-16, 11:32

Bad thread Tanny. Will not read again.

by Da Mayor 2017-01-16, 11:36

Hi ghost.

by P Rob 2017-01-16, 11:43

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:Bad thread Tanny. Will not read again.

You are the bitchiest bitch ever to bitch. Bitch.

by FupaTuba 2017-01-16, 12:00

Lol great thread

by Da Mayor 2017-01-16, 12:08

FupaTuba wrote:Lol great thread

Hi RP.

by **The Pantry** 2017-01-16, 13:10

My chair doesn't hide the smell but it does a great job of acting as a silencer. I can blast one into it and can barely hear it.

by **DWags** 2017-01-16, 13:17

The Pantry wrote:My chair doesn't hide the smell but it does a great job of acting as a silencer. I can blast one into it and can barely hear it.

Just cause you can't hear it doesn't mean others can't you old coot. Our hearing gets worse.

by **pulling69** 2017-01-16, 14:09

We just let them rip, farts are funny.

by tanfan! 2017-01-17, 07:26

Da Mayor wrote:
FupaTuba wrote:Lol great thread

Hi RP.

Back to instigating.

by FupaTuba 2017-01-17, 07:29

As far as I know RP is long gone. Tanfan eviscerated him and he has been too ashamed to show face.

by tanfan! 2017-01-17, 07:45

FupaTuba wrote:As far as I know RP is long gone. Tanfan eviscerated him and he has been too ashamed to show face.

Who cares? I'm all about eviscerating Nigel and muffy: the msu shills.

by Da Mayor 2017-01-17, 07:54

tanfan! wrote:
Da Mayor wrote:

Hi RP.

Back to instigating.

Not going to get caught up in your drama Wickster.

by tanfan! 2017-01-17, 07:55

Da Mayor wrote:
tanfan! wrote:

Back to instigating.

Not going to get caught up in your drama Wickster.

You say this yet you continue to instigate cumster

by Da Mayor 2017-01-17, 07:57

tanfan! wrote:
Da Mayor wrote:

Not going to get caught up in your drama Wickster.

You say this yet you continue to instigate cumster

I'm ghost bro.

by P Rob 2017-01-17, 08:39

STOP HIJACKING MY THREAD, TRANFAN!

by Da Mayor 2017-01-17, 08:48

P Rob wrote:STOP HIJACKING MY THREAD, TRANFAN!

by Banks2Mason 2017-01-17, 09:02

I just did. It was great.

by Da Mayor 2017-01-17, 12:53

gHost Spartan wrote:I wish there were more farting on coworker stories in this thread

If a coworker farts on me, could I get a personal injury lawyer and sue them? Legal advice needed.

by Banks2Mason 2017-01-17, 13:13

Da Mayor wrote:
gHost Spartan wrote:I wish there were more farting on coworker stories in this thread

If a coworker farts on me, could I get a personal injury lawyer and sue them? Legal advice needed.

not if it gave you a boner

by Izzo Court 2017-01-17, 13:17

Banks2Mason wrote:
Da Mayor wrote:

If a coworker farts on me, could I get a personal injury lawyer and sue them? Legal advice needed.

not if it gave you a boner

If that's the case it could be considered sexual harassment.

by Da Mayor 2017-01-17, 13:34

Banks2Mason wrote:
Da Mayor wrote:

If a coworker farts on me, could I get a personal injury lawyer and sue them? Legal advice needed.

not if it gave you a boner

I'm really only interested in the opinions of lawyers on the board, but thanks.

by P Rob 2017-01-17, 14:11

Da Mayor wrote:
Banks2Mason wrote:

not if it gave you a boner

I'm really only interested in the opinions of lawyers on the board, but thanks.

You mean Tranfan? He's busy chasing amberlamps and consulting with claimants to make up fake claims. What a bum.

by Banks2Mason 2017-01-17, 14:14

Da Mayor wrote:
Banks2Mason wrote:

not if it gave you a boner

I'm really only interested in the opinions of lawyers on the board, but thanks.

i am one dbag

by Da Mayor 2017-01-17, 14:23

P Rob wrote:
Da Mayor wrote:

I'm really only interested in the opinions of lawyers on the board, but thanks.

You mean Tranfan? He's busy chasing amberlamps and consulting with claimants to make up fake claims. What a bum.

I hope he has time to take my farting case.

by tanfan! 2017-01-17, 15:01

Da mayor = instigator.

by P Rob 2017-01-17, 15:05

tanfan = bonar

by tanfan! 2017-01-17, 16:51

P Rob wrote:tanfan = bonar

TRUE!!!! I suck.

by Da Mayor 2017-01-17, 17:45

tanfan! wrote:Da mayor = instigator.

Don't be so sensitive bro. Was just talking about personal injury lawyers in general. Jesus.

by tanfan! 2017-01-17, 20:01

by Da Mayor 2017-01-18, 05:45

tanfan! wrote:

Nobody's interested in the RCMB drama Tanny.

by tanfan! 2017-01-18, 06:21

Why are you awake so early cumstiff? Cold in Illinois this morning, eh?

by Da Mayor 2017-01-18, 06:38

gHost Spartan wrote:
tanfan! wrote:

Who are these people?

That's Da Mayor bro.

by **DWags** 2017-01-18, 06:46

tanfan! wrote:

You have really small fingers Tanfan. Had to be hard holding a tennis racket.

by tanfan! 2017-01-18, 06:48

DWags wrote:
tanfan! wrote:

You have really small fingers Tanfan. Had to be hard holding a tennis racket.

by tanfan! 2017-01-18, 06:49

gHost Spartan wrote:
Da Mayor wrote:

That's Da Mayor bro.
Why is he wearing an MSU tennis tee? Who's the handsome guy next to him? I didn't realize that Da Mayor was 80 years old

Bwaaaaaa haaaaaaaaa. Holy shit, I am falling off the couch laughing. You guyz are so witty!

by Da Mayor 2017-01-18, 06:50

gHost Spartan wrote:
Da Mayor wrote:

That's Da Mayor bro.
Why is he wearing an MSU tennis tee? Who's the handsome guy next to him? I didn't realize that Da Mayor was 80 years old

Yeah, he's old as fuck. Can't get his dick hard anymore so he drives an entry-level Porche to compensate. Fuck Da Mayor.

by tanfan! 2017-01-18, 06:51

Da Mayor wrote:
gHost Spartan wrote: Why is he wearing an MSU tennis tee? Who's the handsome guy next to him? I didn't realize that Da Mayor was 80 years old

Yeah, he's old as fuck. Can't get his dick hard anymore so he drives an entry-level Porche to compensate. Fuck Da Mayor.

Holy fuck!! You guyz are on a roll!!!!! Farting at work 1966794946

Can someone tell me what an entry level Porsche is? Seems like the entry level 3 series bmw thing really struck a nerve.

by P Rob 2017-01-18, 08:36

Entry level Porsche would be Cayman or Boxster.

911 4S's are also kind of lame. Farting at work 502811600

And nice use of z at the end of guy.

by tanfan! 2017-01-18, 09:08

OK, INSTEAD OF "LET'S FUCK" HOW ABOUT LET'S ALL FART?

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