Re: Farting at work

by P Rob 2017-01-18, 09:17

tanfan! wrote:OK, INSTEAD OF "LET'S FUCK" HOW ABOUT LET'S ALL FART?

LETS CHASE AMBULANCES

by Da Mayor 2017-01-18, 09:25

P Rob wrote:
tanfan! wrote:OK, INSTEAD OF "LET'S FUCK" HOW ABOUT LET'S ALL FART?

LETS CHASE AMBULANCES

He doesn't get paid unless you get paid!

by P Rob 2017-01-18, 10:11

Da Mayor wrote:
P Rob wrote:

LETS CHASE AMBULANCES

He doesn't get paid unless you get paid!

tanfan lookin a bit husky there. PUT THE COOKIE DOWN!

by Da Mayor 2017-01-18, 10:14

P Rob wrote:
Da Mayor wrote:

He doesn't get paid unless you get paid!

tanfan lookin a bit squishy there. PUT THE COOKIE DOWN!

FIFY

by tanfan! 2017-01-18, 11:56

Da Mayor wrote:
gHost Spartan wrote:
Why is he wearing an MSU tennis tee? Who's the handsome guy next to him? I didn't realize that Da Mayor was 80 years old

Yeah, he's old as fuck. Can't get his dick hard anymore so he drives an entry-level Porche to compensate. Fuck Da Mayor.

fuck fishing with Joe and Cum

by tanfan! 2017-01-18, 11:57

Da Mayor wrote:
P Rob wrote:

LETS CHASE AMBULANCES

He doesn't get paid unless you get paid!

Some cumstein decided to take this up a notch i see. I win over 90% of the time. It's a great little side practice. Most of my client's are Veterans returning from the Iraq or iran war. In fact, when I slow down in a year or two, all I am going to do is VA and SSD benefits for Vets.

gregg. LOL gg

by tanfan! 2017-01-18, 12:03

speaking of squishy.

by CheesySpartan 2017-01-18, 12:04

tanfan! wrote:
Da Mayor wrote:

Yeah, he's old as fuck. Can't get his dick hard anymore so he drives an entry-level Porche to compensate. Fuck Da Mayor.

fuck fishing with Joe and Cum

Is that a sheepshead Tan?

by tanfan! 2017-01-18, 12:14

P Rob wrote:
tanfan! wrote:OK, INSTEAD OF "LET'S FUCK" HOW ABOUT LET'S ALL FART?

LETS CHASE AMBULANCES

dude it is so much fun!!!! I laugh all the way to the fucking bank,mang.

by tanfan! 2017-01-18, 12:14

CheesySpartan wrote:
tanfan! wrote:

fuck fishing with Joe and Cum

Is that a sheepshead Tan?

Mangrove snapper, I believe......... We cooked those fuckers up. Gregggggggggg was funny that trip. We were buddies back then

by Da Mayor 2017-01-18, 12:38

tanfan! wrote:
CheesySpartan wrote:

Is that a sheepshead Tan?

Mangrove snapper, I believe......... We cooked those fuckers up. Gregggggggggg was funny that trip. We were buddies back then

by P Rob 2017-01-18, 12:39

tanfan! wrote:
CheesySpartan wrote:

Is that a sheepshead Tan?

Mangrove snapper, I believe......... We cooked those fuckers up. Gregggggggggg was funny that trip. We were buddies back then

I just farted into my chair and i heard a few bars of my ass singing. I wonder if anyone else did!?!?!?

by tanfan! 2017-01-18, 12:45

Da Mayor wrote:
tanfan! wrote:

Mangrove snapper, I believe......... We cooked those fuckers up. Gregggggggggg was funny that trip. We were buddies back then

by Da Mayor 2017-01-18, 13:01

tanfan! wrote:
Da Mayor wrote:

by tanfan! 2017-01-18, 18:32

Da Mayor wrote:
tanfan! wrote:

My first pic of Cum. I yelled out to him As he was peeing, hey cumstein what are you doing over there?

by Da Mayor 2017-01-18, 19:34

tanfan! wrote:
Da Mayor wrote:

I know. I'm cum bro.

by **The Pantry** 2017-01-18, 19:47

P Rob wrote:Entry level Porsche would be Cayman or Boxster.

911 4S's are also kind of lame.

And nice use of z at the end of guy.

The original entry level Porsche was the 914. Same propensity to spin out as the 911 if you took your foot off the gas in a turn. It borrowed some magical engineering from VW, like using air pressure from the spare tire in the front trunk to pump washer fluid to the windshield.

by Da Mayor 2017-01-18, 23:27

gHost Spartan wrote:
P Rob wrote:Entry level Porsche would be Cayman or Boxster.

911 4S's are also kind of lame.

And nice use of z at the end of guy.

The Cayman is the Porsche to get - that's what real drivers buy. My cousin is a professional race car driver and track driving instructor. It's hilarious to hear him describe how dudes in their 50s roll up in a 911 and think that they're race car drivers. Of course, the instructors have to kiss their asses, but they laugh at them behind the scenes. The Cayman is for the track. The other Porsches are for old people. Note: He says that same thing about old dudes and their Vettes.

by tanfan! 2017-01-20, 04:38

gHost Spartan wrote:
P Rob wrote:Entry level Porsche would be Cayman or Boxster.

911 4S's are also kind of lame.

And nice use of z at the end of guy.

The Cayman is the Porsche to get - that's what real drivers buy. My cousin is a professional race car driver and track driving instructor. It's hilarious to hear him describe how dudes in their 50s roll up in a 911 and think that they're race car drivers. Of course, the instructors have to kiss their asses, but they laugh at them behind the scenes. The Cayman is for the track. The other Porsches are for old people. Note: He says that same thing about old dudes and their Vettes.

I got my first BMW three series when I was in my twenties. In my thirties I moved up to the five and six. At 40 I had a seven series. Had my first 911 at age 34. The current c4s is a tract car. All wheel drive that utilizes the technology for top speed in the apex of the curve. I destroy caymans and boxters on the tract. The cayman is a poor man's Porsche that is fun on the tract because of the position of the engine. It's in the center of the car which makes it easier to steer into the corner without wiping out. The four wheel drive of my car makes up for any deficiency in the rear weight of the car. You don't see caymans at the Rolex 24 bro. You see all wheel drive 911s. I'm going to the Rolex this year--again.

http://autoweek.com/article/imsa/porsche-sweeps-front-row-rolex-24-qualifying-daytona

by Da Mayor 2017-01-20, 06:23

tanfan! wrote:
gHost Spartan wrote:

The Cayman is the Porsche to get - that's what real drivers buy. My cousin is a professional race car driver and track driving instructor. It's hilarious to hear him describe how dudes in their 50s roll up in a 911 and think that they're race car drivers. Of course, the instructors have to kiss their asses, but they laugh at them behind the scenes. The Cayman is for the track. The other Porsches are for old people. Note: He says that same thing about old dudes and their Vettes.

I got my first BMW three series when I was in my twenties. In my thirties I moved up to the five and six. At 40 I had a seven series. Had my first 911 at age 34. The current c4s is a tract car. All wheel drive that utilizes the technology for top speed in the apex of the curve. I destroy caymans and boxters on the tract. The cayman is a poor man's Porsche that is fun on the tract because of the position of the engine. It's in the center of the car which makes it easier to steer into the corner without wiping out. The four wheel drive of my car makes up for any deficiency in the rear weight of the car. You don't see caymans at the Rolex 24 bro. You see all wheel drive 911s. I'm going to the Rolex this year--again.

http://autoweek.com/article/imsa/porsche-sweeps-front-row-rolex-24-qualifying-daytona

Translation: I can't get my dick hard anymore.

by tanfan! 2017-01-20, 09:18

Da Mayor wrote:
tanfan! wrote:

I got my first BMW three series when I was in my twenties. In my thirties I moved up to the five and six. At 40 I had a seven series. Had my first 911 at age 34. The current c4s is a tract car. All wheel drive that utilizes the technology for top speed in the apex of the curve. I destroy caymans and boxters on the tract. The cayman is a poor man's Porsche that is fun on the tract because of the position of the engine. It's in the center of the car which makes it easier to steer into the corner without wiping out. The four wheel drive of my car makes up for any deficiency in the rear weight of the car. You don't see caymans at the Rolex 24 bro. You see all wheel drive 911s. I'm going to the Rolex this year--again.

http://autoweek.com/article/imsa/porsche-sweeps-front-row-rolex-24-qualifying-daytona

Translation: I can't get my dick hard anymore.

Translation. I can't even teach. Lol those that can do those that can't teach. Those that can't teach clean aquariums. So much envy. Lol

by Da Mayor 2017-01-20, 09:42

tanfan! wrote:
Da Mayor wrote:

Translation: I can't get my dick hard anymore.

Translation. I can't even teach. Lol those that can do those that can't teach. Those that can't teach clean aquariums. So much envy. Lol

I'm ghost bro.

by tanfan! 2017-01-20, 10:12

Da Mayor wrote:
tanfan! wrote:

Translation. I can't even teach. Lol those that can do those that can't teach. Those that can't teach clean aquariums. So much envy. Lol

I'm ghost bro.

Fuck Tanny!! He's an insecure little bitch and can't get it up, unless you are in front of him bent over. Farting at work - Page 2 3557613862

by Da Mayor 2017-01-20, 10:29

tanfan! wrote:
Da Mayor wrote:

I'm ghost bro.

Fuck Tanny!! He's an insecure little bitch and can't get it up, unless you are in front of him bent over.

Nobody's interested in the RCMB drama Tanny.

by tanfan! 2017-01-20, 12:11

Da Mayor wrote:
tanfan! wrote:

Fuck Tanny!! He's an insecure little bitch and can't get it up, unless you are in front of him bent over.

Nobody's interested in the RCMB drama Tanny.

#instigator

by Da Mayor 2017-01-20, 12:35

tanfan! wrote:
Da Mayor wrote:

Nobody's interested in the RCMB drama Tanny.

#instigator

Please don't use hashtags.

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