I nominate Loose Goose for President. Do you accept? Yay or nay?

No questions asked. Loose Goose takes over for Trump tomorrow. You in or out?

IN. IN IN ININININININININININ

Out. Sports and baking and fishing and hunting? Absolutely! Goose world? No way.

My platform -

We leave all wars and only fight those that attack us.
Flat Tax - No tax on the 1st 40K you make, 21% on everything else. No deductions. No need for H&R Block.
Fix SS - Gradually raise eligibility to age 70. Remove cap - tax applies to every nickel you make.
Abolish civil forfeiture. If the government wants $$ impose staggering fines after conviction.
Legalize pot -- tax the shit out of it
Impose $0.25 per gallon additional gas tax all for roads. If Congress raids this fund for anything else, 50% pay cut.

Now I need to go brew tea.

LooseGoose wrote:My platform -

We leave all wars and only fight those that attack us.
Flat Tax - No tax on the 1st 40K you make, 21% on everything else. No deductions. No need for H&R Block.
Fix SS - Gradually raise eligibility to age 70. Remove cap - tax applies to every nickel you make.
Abolish civil forfeiture. If the government wants $$ impose staggering fines after conviction.
Legalize pot -- tax the shit out of it
Impose $0.25 per gallon additional gas tax all for roads. If Congress raids this fund for anything else, 50% pay cut.

Now I need to go brew tea.

you lost me on the last one. sucks you people cabt manage your roads in mi

100% IN.

Only because I'm positive he would ask Bob to be his running mate to provide balance.

Goose/Sak 2017 MABA "Make America Bump Again."

kingstonlake wrote:100% IN.

Only because I'm positive he would ask Bob to be his running mate to provide balance.

Goose/Sak 2017 MABA "Make America Bump Again."

Holy shit you've just come up with the greatest idea of a sitcom in ten years.

kingstonlake wrote:100% IN.

Only because I'm positive he would ask Bob to be his running mate to provide balance.

Goose/Sak 2017 MABA "Make America Bump Again."

Got my vote. Can I be the ambassador to St. Maarten?

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

kingstonlake wrote:100% IN.

Only because I'm positive he would ask Bob to be his running mate to provide balance.

Goose/Sak 2017 MABA "Make America Bump Again."

Got my vote. Can I be the ambassador to St. Maarten?

Yup. I get St. Kitts.

He has my vote for promising to fix Spartan Stadium.

Loose what is your plan for legalizing gambling?

How tall will he build the statue next to the stadium? It better be massive if he wants my support.

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Loose what is your plan for legalizing gambling?

Everything and everywhere. Soak up all the voluntary revenue we can.

LooseGoose wrote:

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Loose what is your plan for legalizing gambling?

Everything and everywhere. Soak up all the voluntary revenue we can.

Legalized sex work too - again, like pot and gambling we need the tax revenue. If I can generate enough I want to institute a GBI.
No more welfare, no more food stamps, everyone gets $$.

The Conservative Case for a Guaranteed Basic Income

LooseGoose wrote:

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Loose what is your plan for legalizing gambling?

Everything and everywhere. Soak up all the voluntary revenue we can.

Not taxing my winnings since I used already taxed money to win, correct?

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

kingstonlake wrote:100% IN.

Only because I'm positive he would ask Bob to be his running mate to provide balance.

Goose/Sak 2017 MABA "Make America Bump Again."

Got my vote. Can I be the ambassador to St. Maarten?

Can you stay off the beach long enough to represent our interests?

kingstonlake wrote:

LooseGoose wrote:

Everything and everywhere. Soak up all the voluntary revenue we can.

Not taxing my winnings since I used already taxed money to win, correct?

The winnings are untaxed income, we can't have that.

LooseGoose wrote:

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

Got my vote. Can I be the ambassador to St. Maarten?

Can you stay off the beach long enough to represent our interests?

What is our interest there? Keeping the party tight? Yeah, I can handle that.

kingstonlake wrote:

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

Got my vote. Can I be the ambassador to St. Maarten?

Yup. I get St. Kitts.

Your odds are lower than Pylon....

LooseGoose wrote:

kingstonlake wrote:

Yup. I get St. Kitts.

Your odds are lower than Pylon....

Actually st Kitts has no real beach. There's just a very small inlet that they call a beach. Mostly Rocky shores.