Propaganda Barbie Suggests the Sexual Predator Was Spied on Via a Microwave..

DWags wrote:Honestly, a lie told often enough becomes fact for the idiots of the world. The shit these people are telling the American public is laughed at by many, but the people who voted Trump, many will swallow this whole heartedly. My master degreed buddy told me this weekend that the jobs this February are all manufacturing jobs above 16 dollars an hour, vs. Obama's jobs at McDonalds. If I started to ask him where he got lthat or what proof he has he'd just go on and on, and frankly it's not worth it to me.

Crazy shit.

Robert J Sakimano wrote:are toasters spying on us?

'cause I toasted an English muffin this morning..

LooseGoose wrote:

Robert J Sakimano wrote:are toasters spying on us?

'cause I toasted an English muffin this morning..

Only if it's 'net enabled Bob. Throw out your modern appliances.

September 14, 1998
Web posted at 3:15 PM EDT

by Kristi Essick

LISBON, Portugal (IDG) -- If you've dreamed of a machine that can cook a chicken while simultaneously checking your bank balance, then a new prototype device developed by NCR called the Microwave Bank may be what you're looking for.

The microwave oven looks like a regular one, but the catch is that it includes a microprocessor, a specially-designed Web browser and a front door that doubles as a touch screen, said Bill Wright, director of electronic commerce at NCR in London, in an interview here at the European Technology Roundtable Exhibition.

The browser can be used to access certain Internet content tailored for delivery to the microwave's special screen, Wright said. The device also supports voice-recognition technology so that users can speak commands into the microwave, such as "send e-mail," followed by a dictation of the contents of the message.

LooseGoose wrote:Posted for stupid asses that are incapable of using Google.

Article from nearly 19 years ago on CNN.

Defrost, cook, send e-mail with this Internet-enabled microwave oven

September 14, 1998
Web posted at 3:15 PM EDT

by Kristi Essick

LISBON, Portugal (IDG) -- If you've dreamed of a machine that can cook a chicken while simultaneously checking your bank balance, then a new prototype device developed by NCR called the Microwave Bank may be what you're looking for.

The microwave oven looks like a regular one, but the catch is that it includes a microprocessor, a specially-designed Web browser and a front door that doubles as a touch screen, said Bill Wright, director of electronic commerce at NCR in London, in an interview here at the European Technology Roundtable Exhibition.

The browser can be used to access certain Internet content tailored for delivery to the microwave's special screen, Wright said. The device also supports voice-recognition technology so that users can speak commands into the microwave, such as "send e-mail," followed by a dictation of the contents of the message.

LooseGoose wrote:Posted for stupid asses that are incapable of using Google.

Article from nearly 19 years ago on CNN.

Defrost, cook, send e-mail with this Internet-enabled microwave oven

September 14, 1998
Web posted at 3:15 PM EDT

by Kristi Essick

LISBON, Portugal (IDG) -- If you've dreamed of a machine that can cook a chicken while simultaneously checking your bank balance, then a new prototype device developed by NCR called the Microwave Bank may be what you're looking for.

The microwave oven looks like a regular one, but the catch is that it includes a microprocessor, a specially-designed Web browser and a front door that doubles as a touch screen, said Bill Wright, director of electronic commerce at NCR in London, in an interview here at the European Technology Roundtable Exhibition.

The browser can be used to access certain Internet content tailored for delivery to the microwave's special screen, Wright said. The device also supports voice-recognition technology so that users can speak commands into the microwave, such as "send e-mail," followed by a dictation of the contents of the message.

Robert J Sakimano wrote:Hey Goosechev..

could microwave oven surveillance have stopped the Bowling Green Massacre?

#NeverForget #JeSuisBowlingGreen

LooseGoose wrote:

Robert J Sakimano wrote:Hey Goosechev..

could microwave oven surveillance have stopped the Bowling Green Massacre?

#NeverForget #JeSuisBowlingGreen

I suspect it did stop it.

Robert J Sakimano wrote:Hey Goosechev..

since Obama is spying on you through your microwave.. if you ask nicely, he might bring you your Hot Pocket when it's ready..

LooseGoose wrote:

Robert J Sakimano wrote:Hey Goosechev..

since Obama is spying on you through your microwave.. if you ask nicely, he might bring you your Hot Pocket when it's ready..

lol, I've not had a hot pocket since the kids left the house. They used to like those things......eeech...

GRR Spartan wrote:Kellyanne Conway gets the John Deere award for spreading it for her boss and attempting to give his tweeting ass cover.

Spicer finishes second with the tried and true "he meant" explanation.

Goose gets today's Stretch Armstrong Award

DWags wrote:Ask it something and see if it has a Russian accent

Robert J Sakimano wrote:

LooseGoose wrote:

lol, I've not had a hot pocket since the kids left the house.   They used to like those things......eeech...

I am 100% certain I have never eaten a Hot Pocket..

as a kid I was guilty of consuming copious amounts of those wretched Totino's frozen pizza's though - the ingredients in those things read like a traveling medicine cabinet.

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:How can I tell if my microwave is spying on me?

Robert J Sakimano wrote:

LooseGoose wrote:

lol, I've not had a hot pocket since the kids left the house. They used to like those things......eeech...

I am 100% certain I have never eaten a Hot Pocket..

as a kid I was guilty of consuming copious amounts of those wretched Totino's frozen pizza's though - the ingredients in those things read like a traveling medicine cabinet.

GRR Spartan wrote:Come on Comrade Goosechev.

Now you want to talk food because you can't defend a Trump designated liar.

Robert J Sakimano wrote:

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

Robert J Sakimano wrote:

I think I had this exact microwave when I first moved into my own place. A hand me down from a hand me down. I remember it shocking me like a mother fucker.

DWags wrote:

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

I think I had this exact microwave when I first moved into my own place. A hand me down from a hand me down. I remember it shocking me like a mother fucker.

That’s not half of what it was doing to you. We have the other half in pics and video.