If you got dragged off an airplane and it hit social media, what would TMZ uncover about you?
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If you got dragged off an airplane and it hit social media, what would TMZ uncover about you?
For me it would have to be about how I used to run an elaborate bum fighting ring in the late 90's. Was never arrested or charged but I think there were some undercover bums sniffing around the operation.
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For me it would be murder and fixing games.
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That I spend too much time on lame message boards.
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Re: If you got dragged off an airplane and it hit social media, what would TMZ uncover about you?
I obsess over logos and was banned from two boards for being an ass.
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Re: If you got dragged off an airplane and it hit social media, what would TMZ uncover about you?
I would be in prison within months.
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Re: If you got dragged off an airplane and it hit social media, what would TMZ uncover about you?
We all have a list of undetected crimes. Some might have stuff they may have thought was sealed .
This is a hatchet job orchestrated by United Airlines to PR department demonize the guy who wouldn't take the cash.
This is a hatchet job orchestrated by United Airlines to PR department demonize the guy who wouldn't take the cash.
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Can I deny all of it? Statute of limitations and what not?
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Re: If you got dragged off an airplane and it hit social media, what would TMZ uncover about you?
GRR Spartan wrote:We all have a list of undetected crimes. Some might have stuff they may have thought was sealed .
This is a hatchet job orchestrated by United Airlines to PR department demonize the guy who wouldn't take the cash.
We all really do. Plus, the interviews they might have with our college roommates, some of whom I know would sell me out. It's why I couldn't run for office either.
Not joking, most of us seem savy enough to know that would happen, and because I now have kids and a wife, I might just say, "I'll take the 800 and the hotel" and tell my wife see you tomorrow. Then get drunk at the hotel, and get a hooker and some blow.
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My stash of 70's bush porn.
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MattyFresh wrote:My stash of 70's bush porn.
The 70's bush was just bad, now, i'ts not that exciting either, but there was a sweet spot where most girls trimmed it up nicely. That's the best 85-early 90's.
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It's all on United. Cheap bastards allegedly had a flight crew that needed the seats.
Common sense would have started the offer at $1000 or $1500 per seat and deal with the problem of too many passengers wanting the deal.
From a PR standpoint this cost United more than $10,000 and that's before the fun and games start in court. Even if they settle it will be many times more than the $800 per seat they offered before hauling the guy off the plane.
Common sense would have started the offer at $1000 or $1500 per seat and deal with the problem of too many passengers wanting the deal.
From a PR standpoint this cost United more than $10,000 and that's before the fun and games start in court. Even if they settle it will be many times more than the $800 per seat they offered before hauling the guy off the plane.
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I might get some calls from kids I don't know about.
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GRR Spartan wrote:It's all on United. Cheap bastards allegedly had a flight crew that needed the seats.
Common sense would have started the offer at $1000 or $1500 per seat and deal with the problem of too many passengers wanting the deal.
From a PR standpoint this cost United more than $10,000 and that's before the fun and games start in court. Even if they settle it will be many times more than the $800 per seat they offered before hauling the guy off the plane.
I read somewhere that the cap is $800. They can't offer more than that on a domestic flight. Also read that United was part of the lobbying group that pushed the government for that cap law, but I'm too lazy to go look it all up again.
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xsanguine wrote:GRR Spartan wrote:It's all on United. Cheap bastards allegedly had a flight crew that needed the seats.
Common sense would have started the offer at $1000 or $1500 per seat and deal with the problem of too many passengers wanting the deal.
From a PR standpoint this cost United more than $10,000 and that's before the fun and games start in court. Even if they settle it will be many times more than the $800 per seat they offered before hauling the guy off the plane.
I read somewhere that the cap is $800. They can't offer more than that on a domestic flight. Also read that United was part of the lobbying group that pushed the government for that cap law, but I'm too lazy to go look it all up again.
I know airliners are forced to give a % of a one way ticket for the total flight when they involuntarily bump people by law. Not sure laws govern when airliners can't go up any higher to get someone to volunteer to give up their seat. Sounds stupid, why would they care what airliners offer to get someone out.
If its like 90 mins or less to next flight, you get 200%. If its 90 mins to 3 hours its 300% and over 4 hours its 400%
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The_Dude wrote:xsanguine wrote:
I read somewhere that the cap is $800. They can't offer more than that on a domestic flight. Also read that United was part of the lobbying group that pushed the government for that cap law, but I'm too lazy to go look it all up again.
I know airliners are forced to give a % of a one way ticket for the total flight when they involuntarily bump people by law. Not sure laws govern when airliners can't go up any higher to get someone to volunteer to give up their seat. Sounds stupid, why would they care what airliners offer to get someone out.
If its like 90 mins or less to next flight, you get 200%. If its 90 mins to 3 hours its 300% and over 4 hours its 400%
Unless the airlines had a say in it themselves.
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Some traffic violations are about the worst of it out there for me. I break laws all the time, I just don't get caught.
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There is no statute of limitation on murdering 5 hookers while at SMU, Craig James.InTenSity wrote:Can I deny all of it? Statute of limitations and what not?
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xsanguine wrote:
I read somewhere that the cap is $800. They can't offer more than that on a domestic flight. Also read that United was part of the lobbying group that pushed the government for that cap law, but I'm too lazy to go look it all up again.
It's a little higher but not much. I think it's 10 x your ticket price up to $1,350 or some shit like that.
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Ain't got nothing on me. I'm a gem.
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tGreenWay wrote:Ain't got nothing on me. I'm a gem.
You're a fucking hippy with leg problems who I guarantee has killed at least one hooker in your life.
Limping hippy murderer.
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My mom would disown me.
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Yeah that lame prank of putting the HS up for sale in 77 would finally catch up with me.
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DWags wrote:tGreenWay wrote:Ain't got nothing on me. I'm a gem.
You're a fucking hippy with leg problems who I guarantee has killed at least one hooker in your life.
Limping hippy murderer.
Accidentally choking a hooker isn't murder if my hands were nowhere near her.
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Re: If you got dragged off an airplane and it hit social media, what would TMZ uncover about you?
I flew an Airbus 320 (only for 10 mins) with 110 passengers onboard. I'm not a pilot, and they didn't suspect a thing.
And I once complimented Devin Gardner.
And I once complimented Devin Gardner.
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