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Post by Guest Mon May 15, 2017 12:59 pm

People are marrying themselves, it's called 'sologamy'
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BROOKLYN (CBS) - If the secret to a happy marriage is finding the right person, we can all stop looking. At least, according to "sologamists." They're part of a growing relationship trend, in which people are tying the knot to themselves.

Erika Anderson is one of them.

“I would describe it as women saying yes to themselves,” Anderson said. “It means that we are enough, even if we are not partnered with someone else."

In many ways, the 37-year-old bride looked like any other on her wedding day. She wore a white dress and had a bouquet. Anderson looked stunning with the Brooklyn bridge and New York City skyline behind her.

Except when she walked down the aisle, no one was waiting for her. That’s just the way she wanted it.
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Post by DWags Mon May 15, 2017 1:04 pm

Jesus.
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Post by tGreenWay Mon May 15, 2017 1:06 pm

I'd divorce me.
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Post by Guest Mon May 15, 2017 1:11 pm

tGreenWay wrote:I'd divorce me.
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Post by Watch Out Pylon! Mon May 15, 2017 1:12 pm

Jesus tapdancing Christ.
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Post by Floyd Robertson Mon May 15, 2017 1:14 pm

So the solution is being an attention whore?

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Post by Robert J Sakimano Mon May 15, 2017 1:21 pm

DWags wrote:Jesus.
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Post by Cameron Mon May 15, 2017 1:37 pm

Can I get a tax break if I do this? Would you guys recommend a pre-nup?
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Post by Death Roe Mon May 15, 2017 1:50 pm

Can you marry your right hand?
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Post by CheesySpartan Mon May 15, 2017 2:32 pm

Death Roe wrote:Can you marry your right hand?

What about the left-handed people...or are you one of those "handist asshole"!?!?


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Post by DWags Mon May 15, 2017 2:43 pm

Can I enjoy my health benefits I have? Or, will the insurance company just say I married me to get those bennies?
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Post by tGreenWay Mon May 15, 2017 3:25 pm

Great! I'll finally be married to someone who'll let me put my finger in their butt and will do the same to me.
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Post by CheesySpartan Mon May 15, 2017 3:37 pm

tGreenWay wrote:Great! I'll finally be married to someone who'll let me put my finger in their butt and will do the same to me.
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Post by CheesySpartan Mon May 15, 2017 3:40 pm

Anderson just celebrated her one-year anniversary with a solo trip to Mexico. She said even though she's married to herself, she's dating and open to marrying another person.

Would that qualify as a threesome then??? scratch
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Post by tGreenWay Mon May 15, 2017 6:48 pm

Not just a threesome; if they get married wouldn't it be polygamy?
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