I SWEAT ALOT

What do I do? My pits, my back,my palms, my ass, my balls, all sweaty. I am moderately over weight. But not a huge gut, just a little gut. This summer I have sweat profusely. Last night was incredibly embarrassing, I got introduced to these girls the first one totally took my hug invite and stiff armed it with the extended arm handshake. I can understand, I am a pig. But how do I correct it? I try undershirt, no undershirt. Tried Mitchum, Old Spice, Right Guard, and Degree antipersipirant. It's all the same.
Please help me.

You have the AIDs.

LoneWolfSparty wrote:You have the AIDs.

Butt **** you, help me

Stop masturbating so much.

JEK wrote:Stop masturbating so much.

twice a day keeps the prostate cancer away. I am completely naked when I do. I do not sweat so hard from it, because I use hard core porn and personal lubricant. The sweating occurs when I am out in public

Eat more fiber

I get the meat sweats. Although any woman that sees me consuming enough meat to create meat sweats not only won't let me hug them they run in fear I might attempt to consume them.

Alot is not a word.

Masturbates wrote:

twice a day keeps the prostate cancer away. I am completely naked when I do. I do not sweat so hard from it, because I use hard core porn and personal lubricant. The sweating occurs when I am out in public

Anxiety?

All I know is coming to a message board full of goofballs is a much better idea than seeing a doctor.

This stuff for you balls, taint, and ass. Apply liberally post shower. Thank me later.

http://www.amazon.com/Shower-Absorbent-Powder-13-Ounce-Bottles/dp/B001E96PM8

I'm Greek and therefore sweat a lot as well. It is what it is, keep a comb nearby and find some gold bond at all costs

gold bond. Pshaw. Nice minty smelling balls you have there, sir. Check out the shower to shower sport. They sell it at Meijer, and obviously on Amazon.

Rocinante wrote:Alot is not a word.

Yeah, I hear that from people alot.

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:This stuff for you balls, taint, and ass. Apply liberally post shower. Thank me later.

http://www.amazon.com/Shower-Absorbent-Powder-13-Ounce-Bottles/dp/B001E96PM8

Good thing LWS doesn't have this problem. No way he'd do anything liberally.

Serious answer: Drysol is a prescription anti-perspirant that is very effective. I used to use it on my feet because my shoes would get so stinky. I stopped using it because of the high metal content. I'd rather my feet smell bad than wind up with Alzheimer's or breast cancer. I treasure my manboobs.

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:This stuff for you balls, taint, and ass. Apply liberally post shower. Thank me later.

http://www.amazon.com/Shower-Absorbent-Powder-13-Ounce-Bottles/dp/B001E96PM8

I am starting to think you own stock in that company.

My head sweats like crazy. It is terrible. It can be 75 degrees and if I am moving, I am wiping my forehead. My pits aren't bad but my forehead is non stop.

GirbaudJeans wrote:

I am starting to think you own stock in that company.

You sweat way more than me. Is there anything better? If there is I haven't found it. I tried the cool balls lotion or whatever it is. Much pricier and didn't do as good of a job.

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:

You sweat way more than me. Is there anything better? If there is I haven't found it. I tried the cool balls lotion or whatever it is. Much pricier and didn't do as good of a job.

No, unfortunately you can't use it on your face.

GirbaudJeans wrote:

No, unfortunately you can't use it on your face.

You can, you would just come out looking like Ryan Matthews.

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:

You can, you would just come out looking like Ryan Matthews.

Or Milky

GirbaudJeans wrote:

Or Milky

  

I used to sweat a lot, but I'm a lot better now. All it takes is a change in diet and regular exercise.

I still sweat, but it's at least at times where being sweaty is appropriate. Very rarely am I sitting in a chair sweating for no reason anymore.

Rocinante wrote:Alot is not a word.

Lies.

There's a woman in my office that swears by natural antiperspirant products from Whole Foods, and claims normal products are highly toxic. She smells like Pakistani farmyard.

Sweaty fucks