The Travis Report

by **Turtleneck** 7/18/2017, 2:58 pm

In this thread, feel free to report what Fox News is doing to avoid discussing whatever might actually be newsworthy.

For example, last night on Tucker Carlson was a robust discussion on gender neutral babies from Canada.

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by **Travis of the Cosmos** 7/18/2017, 3:08 pm

Yeah I should probably stop hijacking other threads to talk about their babble. Thanks tn! This thread is gonna be real great. Really great. Believe me. It's going to be so great and so much cheaper and we're gonna do it quickly and it's going to be so easy. You'll see.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 7/18/2017, 3:11 pm

In honor of the super greatest threads beginning, here's Fox News front page right now.

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by **Travis of the Cosmos** 7/18/2017, 3:14 pm

In all fairness, because that's what we do here in the greatest thread, Shep Smith is on right now and talking extensively about health care. I find him to be a fair conservative reporter. Wallace too. However, every single other piece of anything on this channel or associated websites and such is pure propaganda that doesn't deserve the label of reporter.

by **Turtleneck** 7/18/2017, 11:29 pm

Tonight on Fox

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by **Turtleneck** 7/19/2017, 12:21 am

Covering the most important stories of the day.

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by **Travis of the Cosmos** 7/19/2017, 7:33 am

I'd love to say good morning turtleneck but how could I say it's good when we wake up to shocking revelations about some mail carriers helping Hillary Clinton?

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by **Robert J Sakimano** 7/19/2017, 7:35 am

by **kingstonlake** 7/19/2017, 7:46 am

Duplicate

by **Death Roe** 7/19/2017, 7:52 am

That gypsies headline.... The Travis Report 502811600

Holy shit.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 7/19/2017, 7:56 am

next up on Fox News - a reminder that a colored boy once ran for president and why we can't ever have that again..

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 7/19/2017, 8:02 am

I just turned on the Presidential Daily Briefing you guys.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 7/19/2017, 8:05 am

"Remember the goal is to buy the building. So if you want to buy the building you apply pressure and get it done" (I chopped up the second part of that but the beginning is right.)

It's like they're not even hiding that they're well aware they are talking directly to the numbskull president of the United States right now.

by **InTenSity** 7/19/2017, 8:06 am

Holy shit. I just looked at their page. Does Foxnews know that Clinton lost the race?

by **DWags** 7/19/2017, 8:17 am

Turtleneck wrote:Covering the most important stories of the day.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 7/19/2017, 8:18 am

InTenSity wrote:Holy shit. I just looked at their page. Does Foxnews know that Clinton lost the race?

you'd think they'd be happy about, and thusly promote, the racist, sexist, bigoted sexual predator they thrust upon their knuckle-draggin' viewers.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 7/22/2017, 7:40 pm

Potentially the most under reported part of this presidency so far is the hand that Trump had in designing the upcoming iPhone 8.

Also, during this presidency, 5 American companies have emerged as global technology leaders. You know their names: Apple, Amazon, Alphabet, Microsoft and Facebook. It’s a technology world, and American companies have seized the future.

http://nation.foxnews.com/2017/07/20/varney-six-months-and-trump-already-made-america-4-trillion-richer

by **Turtleneck** 7/22/2017, 8:52 pm

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Potentially the most under reported part of this presidency so far is the hand that Trump had in designing the upcoming iPhone 8.

Also, during this presidency, 5 American companies have emerged as global technology leaders. You know their names: Apple, Amazon, Alphabet, Microsoft and Facebook. It’s a technology world, and American companies have seized the future.

http://nation.foxnews.com/2017/07/20/varney-six-months-and-trump-already-made-america-4-trillion-richer

Yup. None of those firms were global tech leaders prior to January.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 7/22/2017, 8:53 pm

Imagine how different the election would have been if we could have googled stuff at the time.

by **Turtleneck** 7/22/2017, 8:58 pm

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Imagine how different the election would have been if we could have googled stuff at the time.

I looked into some of these companies. It might be worth it to invest now. They are all promising startups.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 7/22/2017, 9:14 pm

Turtleneck wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Imagine how different the election would have been if we could have googled stuff at the time.

I looked into some of these companies. It might be worth it to invest now. They are all promising startups.

I don't know man.... I don't like to take too many risks.

"Micro" "soft?" What even is that?

by **Turtleneck** 7/22/2017, 9:28 pm

Good point. The one I am staying away from is Facebook. What a dumb concept. You socialize with your friends online, posts pics, etc. Stupid. It will be forgotten in a year.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 7/22/2017, 10:12 pm

Turtleneck wrote:Good point. The one I am staying away from is Facebook. What a dumb concept. You socialize with your friends online, posts pics, etc. Stupid. It will be forgotten in a year.

You want investment tips? MySpace.gov. Buy as many shares as you can. It's gonna be hot.

by **Turtleneck** 7/23/2017, 9:08 am

Not bad for companies that have emerged as global tech leaders only in the past few months.

The billion-dollar palaces of Apple, Facebook and Google
https://www.theguardian.com/artanddesign/2017/jul/23/inside-billion-dollar-palaces-of-tech-giants-facebook-apple-google-london-california-wealth-power

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 7/23/2017, 9:30 am

Can you imagine what would be in that land without all of these new companies? Probably some farm or stupid shit like that.

by **Turtleneck** 7/24/2017, 2:02 pm

by **Robert J Sakimano** 7/24/2017, 2:17 pm

Turtleneck wrote:

I don't know who any of those 4 people are but each of them - individually - looks like the type of person that would haunt my nightmares.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 7/24/2017, 2:25 pm

You think That chaffitz would still be in congress if he had the chance to spend all day every day investigating Hillary Clinton? Just kidding of course he would. It's his entire reason for being and we stole it from him to the point where he had to quit so he could go on tv to yell about Hillary Clinton instead.

by **Turtleneck** 7/24/2017, 2:29 pm

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:You think That chaffitz would still be in congress if he had the chance to spend all day every day investigating Hillary Clinton? Just kidding of course he would. It's his entire reason for being and we stole it from him to the point where he had to quit so he could go on tv to yell about Hillary Clinton instead.

What a coward. He was all bark while serving in Congress, and now wants people to pretend like he would bite if he was still there. Not to mention the hilarious trying to make Chelsea analogous to Jared thing. So not only is he a coward, but he is really dumb, too. Travis, I do not want this to go to your head, but you are brilliant next to Chaffetz.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 7/25/2017, 10:36 pm

Turtleneck your boy Jason was posting this this morning. Apparently that person who sleeps in filth has a phone and that makes him sad.

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by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 7/25/2017, 10:50 pm

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Turtleneck your boy Jason was posting this this morning. Apparently that person who sleeps in filth has a phone and that makes him sad.

I have a phone. A poor person isn't supposed to have something I have. OBAMA!!!

by **Turtleneck** 7/27/2017, 11:36 pm

Bump.

Travis, this should be a Twitter page. I would follow @TheTravisReport

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 7/28/2017, 12:13 am

Turtleneck from the looks of it I'm going to have all sorts of fucking fun watching Fox News lie about all sorts of shit tomorrow. I'll start a twitter feed and it's gonna be so great. And we can both follow it.

by **Cym Jim** 7/28/2017, 12:32 am

F*cking gypsies.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 7/28/2017, 2:21 am

Yes, lead story health care... but after that....

Breaking news we have going on here.

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by **tGreenWay** 7/28/2017, 3:16 am

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Yes, lead story health care... but after that....

Breaking news we have going on here.

Why does Fox "News" have a photo of Jonathan Silverman in the story quoting Nunes?

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 7/28/2017, 2:06 pm

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 7/29/2017, 10:21 pm

by **Turtleneck** 7/29/2017, 10:26 pm

Why does that kid already look like a middle-aged Irish boxer?

by **InTenSity** 8/1/2017, 9:54 am

Currently on their front page.

NK missiles not really a threat to US
Mueller needs to resign from the Trump probe.
60 y/o Texas Woman guns down intruder
Rowling apologizes for tweets about Trump.
Plus a lot more.

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